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Blue opinions herein proud exile from twitter, not anything like name might imply. Engineer, Fighting Illini, Gritty Chicago suburbs “some mistakes I guess you never stop paying for” I have never been to Cracker Barrel, let the record show

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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 1h

Jake Tapper: “Biden’s fondness for vanilla ice cream indicates mental decline…”

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Blue Wave @votebiue.bsky.social · 8h

Lights are on but nobody is home.
We have a broken Roomba for President.

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Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com · 4h

Then they gave him an MRI. I don’t think the test went well.

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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 4h

“DRUNK”

aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 5h

… ohh, fuck, is this real???

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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 5h

… my monkshood still not at bloom a bit south of you

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Get Out The Mid Term Vote @gotmtv.bsky.social · 19h

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barbisblue @barbisblue.bsky.social · 5h

Of course, he's lost and confused for the entire world to see. What a display! Another day, another embarrassment. 25th amendment time is long overdue.

Trump's Confused Japan Visit Has Everyone Questioning His Mental State

"Bro has no idea what is going on. This is crazy."

www.buzzfeed.com

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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 5h

… not exactly Roger Moore.

IYKYK

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 7h

No comparison. When Biden so much as tripped, it was a week-long story. When Trump has no idea where he is and drifts off mid-event— media silence.

This isn’t the first time. What’s up?!

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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 6h

No surprise he is a wee short fucker

aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 6h

you forgot the camel!

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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 6h

… intentional?

aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 7h

… hate to hear you say “… IF it ever ends”

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George Conway 🇺🇸🚫👑🐸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 7h

If the current administration ever ends, many people in (and around) it will need to be prosecuted. From influence peddling to flat-out murder, their crimes seem to accumulate each and every day.

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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 9h

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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 7h

… might be coincidence, but I have had 3 incidents the past 3 months of “poor quality” on normally reliable prepared food products.
In my past 50 years, I could count on one hand the times this has happened.
Hmmm …

aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 7h

“Ambassador Matthew Whitaker” should make your blood freeze.

aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 7h

Lewandowski’s “Night of Long Knives”.

See Ernst Röhm for reference.

aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 8h

… cooking the statistics!

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Rebellions Are Built On Hope @builtonhope.bsky.social · 22h

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

TODAY

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PinkTweets @pinktweets.bsky.social · 11h

🧵 PSA FOR EVERYONE WHO DOES MAIL-IN VOTING - PLEASE RE-POST

We all know they are going to fuck around with the mail-in ballots again, especially as to timing. SO:

1) Do not let them sit on the kitchen counter for two weeks. Send them back as soon as you get them. They don't improve with age.

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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 12h

You found it!!!

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