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Curious traveler, passionate story teller, FAANG professional, and landmine dog advocate. Big time film buff, small time comedy writer.

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thanks to the vghf library i am now in possession of the most high resultion scan of that time jim davis drew the gamepro ratings faces
January 30, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips
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December 19, 2024 at 7:38 PM
The YouTube algorithm threw me a fun curveball today! I humbly present this video of #berniesanders interviewing mall punks in 1988. Just... fantastic.

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Bernie Sanders Interviews Mall Punks (1988) [FULL]
YouTube video by Town Meeting TV
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December 14, 2024 at 9:36 PM
All I see is Zangief.
November 28, 2024 at 5:26 AM
An insanely cool, real picture taken of the Basilica of Superga in Turin, Italy.

-- Valerio Minato [photographer]
November 26, 2024 at 4:49 AM
I was never on Twitter nor X, so someone help me understand what we call these posts. Twitter had tweets, so these are like... thought clouds? No. Skywriting? Absolutely terrible.

Oh dear god... they are calling them "skeets".
a man wearing a black sweater and a white shirt is making a face .
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November 23, 2024 at 4:44 PM
I feel like this is adequate payback for that one time they threw the thermonuclear meltdown in the middle of the store.
November 20, 2024 at 6:13 PM
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Casio’s first smart ring has innovative features like a stopwatch and flashing alarm
Casio’s first smart ring has innovative features like a stopwatch and flashing alarm
Casio’s smart ring takes a different approach.
buff.ly
November 15, 2024 at 4:50 PM
I've heard the competition will beheading somewhere new next year.

soranews24.com/2024/11/15/s...
Samurai ritual suicide contest cancelled by organizer in west Japan
Holding seppuku contest on government property deemed inappropriate by city hall says.
soranews24.com
November 15, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Laszlo Cravensworth is undeniably one of the most interesting and entertaining ensemble characters on TV today. Matt Berry's delivery is always 10/10. #whatwedointheshadows
a man with a beard says jackie daytona in a dark room
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November 15, 2024 at 4:08 PM
I... but what about... why would... we live in strange god damn times.

www.nytimes.com/2024/11/14/b...
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:32 PM
If you've seen a movie often enough, you may find your attention shifting on occasion from the action to the background actors. I'll glance to see if they look at the camera or chew the scenery.

See if you can spot the very subtle background actor dead staring during this famous scene.
a man in a ny yankees hat is standing next to a woman in a black sweater .
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November 13, 2024 at 7:21 PM
A man from Houston once told me on a business trip that I was "about as subtle as tits on a bull". I was simultaneously destroyed and delighted by the folksy word play.
November 13, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Note to self: This is my first social media post in several years and my first post on Bluesky. I should make it meaningful and representative of who I am.

Additional note to self: I mean... the movie #Clue is amazing and more people should watch/rewatch it. Let's post a GIF of that instead.
a man in a suit has suspenders on his pants
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November 13, 2024 at 6:21 PM