Counterpoint from a non US citizen: This terrorizing is exactly what you helped perpetrate for 20+ years, just to others

But then gangs would go around tickling people at random, you haven’t thought this through at all have you?

*I assume it’s something like ‘6 months as a youtube fuckboy that converts 5yo fans of candy crush into nazis’

You’re telling me the Lakers could have shot 99 3s and hit 18 3s and therefore won the 3 battle and they just, didn’t?

Miami heat?

Read that as hotel incontinent

I remember a game about 18 months ago where the Wolves mercilessly trolled Vando for 48 mins and I swear the guy's been on tilt ever since

For all the love of his insane shooting, he's also one of the better finishers after contact in the sport. Refs often see-if-it-goes-in and only call the foul if it misses, but his go in a lot

Even sadder when about 5% could accurately tell you the current price of a common staple

Need to rename DPOY ‘Tallest Centre in the Comp that’s eligible for DPOY’ if he wins it

Beers a bit stronger than you expected?

Incredible having him, Bridges and Clarkson for a few million cheaper than Toronto’s Quickleys money

You really thought this was a thing didn’t you?