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BBall Ben Kelly
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I’m kind of psychic
It’s like I have ESPN or something
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"LeBron is The Simpsons" will now be my permanent answer in any 🐐 debate
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The Cardiff Lions do an annual Drag Rugby charity match for children’s charities and it’s as beautiful as you imagined
January 10, 2026 at 7:45 PM
This man is finally an Allstar (manifesting)
Call him a playmaker and make him an All-Star

You can do that here: nuggets.media/ASX
January 8, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Just contracted measles thinking about Chet winning DPOY
January 8, 2026 at 3:32 AM
One battle after another might be the most overrated movie of the 21st century
January 7, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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Steph Curry Finally Finishes Eating Mouthguard
January 6, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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Celtics broadcast shows some guys shooting on a hoop outside the Intuit Dome and every shot is an airball 😂
January 4, 2026 at 5:33 AM
I’m 90% sure that’s asbestos flooring - the white layer is class A asbestos
Mamdani been mayor for five minutes & is pulling up on slumlords, tearing up flooring himself, disgusted, and took the whole media with him.

He is HIM 😭
January 4, 2026 at 3:06 AM
It’s hard to say there were no consequences when 9/11 happened. That happened due to US foreign policy, but the script was immediately changed to ‘they hate democracy’ so people didn’t look into why people hated US foreign policy
So much of American history is just impulsive and extremely stupid elites, who don't believe in consequences because they have never personally experienced them, doing highly consequential stuff because they're bored or believe it might make them richer. I guess a lot of our culture, too.
January 3, 2026 at 7:43 PM
"Hello and welcome to CBS news. Tonight, tornadoes have ripped through Oklahoma destroying hundreds of homes, but we will only be showing the houses that are still standing, because we love merica"
they’re never going to air the CECOT segment
January 3, 2026 at 6:59 AM
On AngryRacistAustraliansTwitter, they only ever post about 2 things:
~How 'their' country has been destroyed by immigrants, who have ruined Australia's culture, and that it's no longer a place they love
~Telling other people they should leave Australia if they don't love it's culture
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always left to wonder what exactly they love about it. no one is more aggrieved than these people
Incredible. CBS Evening News announces five new “simple values” — instead of their “38-page handbook” — as they roll out Tony Dokoupil is lead anchor.

One of those values is simply: “We love America and make no apologies for saying so.”
January 3, 2026 at 6:47 AM
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In a statement, an emotional Grok told me it was "shaken" by the revenge porn it had generated. "It's not epic, and not based," Grok said. "It's neither. Frankly, it's cringe. And gay." An emailed request for comment to X received an auto-reply of a rofl emoji and a custom swastika emoji.
January 3, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Kawhi: “I’m an Allstar”
Kawhi Leonard is averaging over his last six games

39 points
9 rebounds
4 assists
3 steals
2 blocks
69.5% True Shooting

Below in white are his last six games averages compared to his regular season averages in orange.

Tool used to create screenshot: @pivotfade.com
January 2, 2026 at 8:11 AM
When you’re sure they just called ‘143’ while you’re holding ticket ‘141’ and yet to be served, and have to look up at the screen to confirm
January 1, 2026 at 11:18 PM
The sad thing is they’re trying to prove that he doesn’t follow his own principles of socialism because they don’t know the difference between it and communism, instead of realizing you can be socialist and have nice and expensive things, as shown here
New York Post looks normal
January 1, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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It kind of pisses me off that for decades we stigmatized and mocked lonely people for getting cats, and now we have lonely people typing messages to an AI chatbot that tells them to kill their families. Get some cats! You can talk to them, and they're very soft!
I too have discovered a cat!
December 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
This is awesome
The Dubs scored 373 points this week, meaning 111,900 meals were donated to families in need through partnership with Kaiser Permanente NorCal and The Athletes' Corner

Learn more about Swishes for Dishes » bit.ly/3YlJdL8
December 29, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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Deuce & Mo chanting their little hearts out after win number 8.

Watch podcast HERE⬇️
www.youtube.com/live/PYElu7r...
December 28, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Happy Holidays! Please enjoy this cursed image!
December 28, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Utah are shooting 75/86/100 splits so far
December 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
We have now reached shitposting nirvana: the week between Christmas and new years.
I hope Jerry and Lauren and Tim Onion all bring their A games 👍
December 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Jamal Murray. NBA Allstar
December 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
December 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
That might be the most gatorade I've ever seen successfully dumped. That shit pouuured on his head
He was trying then one of the players grabbed him and he ended up getting clubbed with the cooler before getting the remainder dumped on him
December 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Lopez doesn't get enough love as the model for the modern big, once a back to the basket 90s style big who changed his game and became a 3 and D 7 footer
Your reminder that Brook Lopez made 3 total 3-pointers in his first 8 NBA seasons
December 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Hell yeah
CASTLEVANIA II: SIMON'S QUEST
December 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM