obvious wallflower
@underthefloorboard.bsky.social
Putting pain in a stranger, like a portrait in flesh who trails on a leash.
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🫀 Married but exploring solo. Don't worry about it.
Located in 🇩🇪
35, queer
MDNI ever
🫀 Married but exploring solo. Don't worry about it.
Located in 🇩🇪
35, queer
MDNI ever
wow such a beautiful language
December 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
wow such a beautiful language
I'm highly suggestible. I saw that @beckabites.bsky.social was wearing clamps and immediately wanted to wear some too for #tittytuesday
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I'm highly suggestible. I saw that @beckabites.bsky.social was wearing clamps and immediately wanted to wear some too for #tittytuesday
Me: Feminism Win? This Woman Is No Better Than A Man
Him: Y'know, we don't really know to what Rosie the Riveter's "We Can Do It!" is referring. It could be this.
Me: Where do you intend to put that fist, ROSIE?!
Him: Y'know, we don't really know to what Rosie the Riveter's "We Can Do It!" is referring. It could be this.
Me: Where do you intend to put that fist, ROSIE?!
Me: Not even a "Hi, how are you?" just straight away asking if she could play with my tits. It's SO rude.
Him: uhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm sorry I uhhhhhh
Me: Stop smiling.
Him: uhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm sorry I uhhhhhh
Me: Stop smiling.
December 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Me: Feminism Win? This Woman Is No Better Than A Man
Him: Y'know, we don't really know to what Rosie the Riveter's "We Can Do It!" is referring. It could be this.
Me: Where do you intend to put that fist, ROSIE?!
Him: Y'know, we don't really know to what Rosie the Riveter's "We Can Do It!" is referring. It could be this.
Me: Where do you intend to put that fist, ROSIE?!
Not to alarm anyone, but I'm so horny I could die.
December 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Not to alarm anyone, but I'm so horny I could die.
Whispering awful things in my ear all day and then reaching between my legs and asking "Why are you so wet?" in an accusatory tone.
December 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Whispering awful things in my ear all day and then reaching between my legs and asking "Why are you so wet?" in an accusatory tone.
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Pussy inspection by a bunch of dom(me)s where they all crowd around and dispassionately discuss how wet I am and each take turns tormenting me and laughing together as if I’m not there
December 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Pussy inspection by a bunch of dom(me)s where they all crowd around and dispassionately discuss how wet I am and each take turns tormenting me and laughing together as if I’m not there
Trying to complain about a woman who was being gross to me on Feeld but my husband is too heterosexual to empathise. Ah, modern matrimony.
December 2, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Trying to complain about a woman who was being gross to me on Feeld but my husband is too heterosexual to empathise. Ah, modern matrimony.
Rejoined stupid FetLife AGAIN so I can go to some stupid events in a bid to satisfy my stupid desires.
December 2, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Rejoined stupid FetLife AGAIN so I can go to some stupid events in a bid to satisfy my stupid desires.
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Howard Chandler Christy (1872-1952)
Nude Woman Reading
Nude Woman Reading
December 2, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Howard Chandler Christy (1872-1952)
Nude Woman Reading
Nude Woman Reading
OK I think my Feeld bio is finally an accurate reflection of how intolerable I am in real life.
December 2, 2025 at 11:41 AM
OK I think my Feeld bio is finally an accurate reflection of how intolerable I am in real life.
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Anna May Wong by Otto Dyar, 1931.
December 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Anna May Wong by Otto Dyar, 1931.
Me and who
mmmm cockwarming season
December 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Me and who
December 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
It is so hard to be a sub while also being a total bitch.
December 1, 2025 at 4:21 PM
It is so hard to be a sub while also being a total bitch.
I appreciate being told when someone has gotten off on the thought of me but it's so often delivered so artlessly ughhhhh
"Pounding all three holes furiously."
"Ah, OK. See, I was going to say deference for mine, but now I feel like we're playing different games."
"Ah, OK. See, I was going to say deference for mine, but now I feel like we're playing different games."
December 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I appreciate being told when someone has gotten off on the thought of me but it's so often delivered so artlessly ughhhhh
I am absolutely useless at staring contests IRL, luckily photographs can't blink.
December 1, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I am absolutely useless at staring contests IRL, luckily photographs can't blink.
I don't want to be your babygirl, I want the head of John the Baptist.
November 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I don't want to be your babygirl, I want the head of John the Baptist.
Quand je t'ai revu l'éte j'ai decidé
Si ton amour était pareil au mien
Je pourrais être Sunday girl
#softsunday
Si ton amour était pareil au mien
Je pourrais être Sunday girl
#softsunday
November 30, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Quand je t'ai revu l'éte j'ai decidé
Si ton amour était pareil au mien
Je pourrais être Sunday girl
#softsunday
Si ton amour était pareil au mien
Je pourrais être Sunday girl
#softsunday
>"interested in play parties"
>"Very vanilla"
Sorry, darling, what?
>"Very vanilla"
Sorry, darling, what?
November 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
>"interested in play parties"
>"Very vanilla"
Sorry, darling, what?
>"Very vanilla"
Sorry, darling, what?
1. Derelict site of heavy industry
2. Church
3. In the crowd at a concert
4. Sleeper car of a train
5. The woods
2. Church
3. In the crowd at a concert
4. Sleeper car of a train
5. The woods
November 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
1. Derelict site of heavy industry
2. Church
3. In the crowd at a concert
4. Sleeper car of a train
5. The woods
2. Church
3. In the crowd at a concert
4. Sleeper car of a train
5. The woods
Asking what someone is into is like playing rock, paper, scissors, because you always think you've got it sussed and then they just crudely destroy what you've drawn.
November 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Asking what someone is into is like playing rock, paper, scissors, because you always think you've got it sussed and then they just crudely destroy what you've drawn.
I'm so sleepy, I want to rest my head on someone's lap.
November 30, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I'm so sleepy, I want to rest my head on someone's lap.
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The full image of Kay for Madam Satan (1930).
November 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
The full image of Kay for Madam Satan (1930).
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November 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Oh no, I have a date. And it's after Christmas so I have so much time to panic.
November 29, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Oh no, I have a date. And it's after Christmas so I have so much time to panic.