@tolariancommunitycollege.com saw this poster the other day at the Moda Center - this u?

I'll vote for anybody who bans these things

Drunk people drama is so funny. It’s the end of the world for these dudes.

Me and my coworker talking about a sitcom he’s writing while work security *literally* are throwing dudes out.

The Neil Gaiman takeover of my following page has begun.

The way Fontaines D.C dropped a mid-af album in 2020 and then maybe the best album of the year just two years later should be studied.

One thing this past weekend at magic con reminded me was that spiritual practice, when directed inward to heal and support yourself, is still incredibly powerful. Spend more time focusing on bringing good to yourself and the world, and less on being a busybody.

MTG Arena is so funny dude. Like. Yes. I do want to grind for Magic cards. How did you know?

uncritical support for joe biden's dog

If I was a king’s advisor I would be so malicious bro. I would selectively poison members of the royal court to pave my way to unrestricted power. I would be so good at royal espionage dude.

“Oh yeah. I’m gonna get my willy wonked. I’m gonna get wonked tonight.” - Guy in Amsterdam woefully unaware of the restrictions on the wonking of tourist’s willies.

How to I make a breakout Bluesky post. Do I start cooking a Twitter user. I can make fun of people I’m good at that.

Now its my time to break out big on Bluesky. I’m gonna be the Krassenstien brothers but for a better platform.