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It's Jell-O Temptations night
November 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Buying this cheap Italian wine and fancy Jell-O at the grocery store might have been the single silliest set of checkout items of my entire life. #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #girldinner
November 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I heard tonight is Jell-O night, so here I am to represent Team Bava
... or will I? I like Argento stuff too
...
Aaagh
#TheLastDriveIn
November 8, 2025 at 1:22 AM
This is who runs this account
November 3, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I thought I wasn't going to get any trick or treaters yesterday and was very pleasantly proven wrong and got to give out ALL of my full size candy bars. 🎃 🍬
November 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
October 31, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Went to see Frankenstein and now I can't stop Frankenstein-ing
#MutantFam
October 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I just think childhood trauma gives us good flavor.
#TheLastDriveIn
#Splatterween
#MutantFam
October 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Ok electrolytes, fix me already
#TheLastDriveIn
#Splatterween
#MutantFam
October 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
A couple of my favorite people laying on the cheese tonight. ❤️❤️ #FangoriaChainsawAwards
October 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
All snacks on deck and ready for the #FangoriaChainsawAwards!!
I already can't believe the production value this year whoa.
October 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I usedtah look good, I usedtah have class, usedtah be a contendah.
October 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Dang it's so jarring to see one of my celebrity crushes go from being Raleigh in Pacific Rim to fucking ED GEIN 🥲
October 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Time to bring back an oldie but goodie. Magical girl transformation.
September 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Here ya go!
September 6, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The air quality in Colorado is currently the fifth worst in the world so everything looks like we orange like we live on goddamn Tattooine #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam
September 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Heading out to pick up my pizza for #TheLastDriveIn tonight!! Who's gonna watch with us?!
#MutantFam
September 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
briefly peepin' the program director's desktop during an online lecture like
August 30, 2025 at 3:50 AM
This wedding outfit brought to you by clearance silk flowers from the dying corpse of the local JoAnn.
August 14, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Now Bad Moon is actually aptly named because Bad Moon is actually a really bad movie. But because I like you all so much I'll eschew going to bed on time for work tomorrow and watch it with all of y-wooo RRrrRgAARFGRRRRhg-AWOOOO #TheLastDriveIn
July 12, 2025 at 3:43 AM
It's An American Werewolf In London BUT
special mention for The Company Of Wolves
July 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Almost time for Werewolf Night on #TheLastDriveIn!! Tonight's dinner is The-Howling-End-Credits-Burger with Katie flair. #MutantFam
July 12, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I swear this was the blueprint for Wednesday Addams right here. #SundayScares
June 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Hiiiiii thereeeee #FFBMovieNight #Jaws50
June 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Pretty sure this isn't a Good Value's worth of gummy sharks #Jaws50 #MutantFam
June 21, 2025 at 12:28 AM