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Doctor's offices NEED human beings with a certain medical background on phones, even to schedule appointments and at front desks. Aside from the need for important social mannerisms, there are a lot of medically adjacent questions that AI can't and shouldn't understand or explain to a patient.
I really think this kind of thing is a bad idea, because who wants to start a relationship *with a doctor’s office* by realizing the first thing that happened in that relationship is that they tried to trick you?
I went to make a doctor’s appointment today and got transferred to an AI “person” and I can’t overstate my revulsion when it fooled me for the first ten seconds, so that I was trying to be friendly and pleasant, and I realized it I was trying to be polite to a machine.
November 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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interviewer: how are your listening skills?

me: absolutely
January 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
hahaha my tummy feels sick
Trump's economy is being held up by a massive AI bubble.

A recent study found that of 300 companies that owned generative AI tools, 95% reported zero return on their investments.

We will not entertain a bailout of these companies should this bubble pop.
November 20, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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The Coffin’s Tale~ more designs for @realgdt.bsky.social FRANKENSTEIN! The coffins were based on real Fisk coffins of the time & great ref pitched by awesome Costume Designer @katehawleycostume.bsky.social (an example of wonderful collab between depts) & worked up to final design through art dept.
November 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Another Xenomorph ink illustration for my upcoming BLACKout FRIDAY art sale…Xenovember edition. I’ll have over ten original pieces available for adoption (with an exclusive, added goodie per piece) on Nov. 28th. More info & peeks soon….💚
November 20, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Dimetrodon Xenomorph. I would've gone with a much bigger sail (2x-3x the size), but I drew him too big and wanted to keep it all on the page.

#sketch-a-day #art #ink #PaleoArt #dimetrodon #xenovember #xenomorph #CreatureDesign #CreatureArt #scifi #fantasy #alien #dinosaur
November 19, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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The Flayed Man’s Tale~ another concept design for @realgdt.bsky.social incredible FRANKENSTEIN! Always a wonderful collaboration with Guillermo and the amazing Mike Hill, working over in-progress body sculpt pics & trying different head/ jaw designs (originally a screaming skull in early concept)!
November 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I just love watching my cat chomp his ankles and toes as if they are corn on the cob.
November 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Tell me a piece of advice that you learned when you were a kid and is still good advice as an adult.
I'll start: if you don't actually want to be a teacher, don't become a teacher.
November 13, 2025 at 5:26 AM
September is apple flavored
October is pumpkin spice flavored
November is maple flavored

So I have decreed
November 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Sleeve of saltine crackers save me

Save me, sleeve of saltine crackers
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls
November 11, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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I wish Del Toro’s Frankenstein was a more comprehensive look at the monster’s life. They never cover when he met Abbott and Costello, for example.
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Signal boosting this gang! ❤️
#TheLastDriveIn
HEY MUTANTS!

If you like tonight's flicks on The Last Drive-In, consider joining The Gang Does Giallo post-alongs on Tuesday nights!

#TheLastDriveIn
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November 8, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Buying this cheap Italian wine and fancy Jell-O at the grocery store might have been the single silliest set of checkout items of my entire life. #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #girldinner
November 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I heard tonight is Jell-O night, so here I am to represent Team Bava
... or will I? I like Argento stuff too
...
Aaagh
#TheLastDriveIn
November 8, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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*walks into a Bath & Body Works* one working body please
November 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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In the shadow of the forest, though she may be old and worn,
They will stare unbelieving
At the last unicorn 🦄 🎼
November 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
It turns out, eating a fun size Heath bar in the shower does -not- actually enhance the experience of showering.
November 4, 2025 at 3:36 AM
This is who runs this account
November 3, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I thought I wasn't going to get any trick or treaters yesterday and was very pleasantly proven wrong and got to give out ALL of my full size candy bars. 🎃 🍬
November 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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happy halloween 👻👻👻
October 31, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM