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an orange cat
December 29, 2025 at 10:20 PM
an orange cat
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it’s a shame there’s only a few thousand pics of baby Finn
December 23, 2025 at 12:13 AM
it’s a shame there’s only a few thousand pics of baby Finn
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One generous serving of orange loaf. Still warm
December 24, 2025 at 2:56 AM
One generous serving of orange loaf. Still warm
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Okey wel. CONFEDINSHUL behaviores report , keep .. . keep yore yaps shutt until after Grismouse okey! Okey 80% goode, 5% trespaced on hellocobber shelve 5% went behinde tVee 5% harrassed Sally 5% kickt remotecontroles to tha floor IT WAZ TOO HOTT I JUST LOST IT OKEY?! Annyways NO NARKING pleez
December 24, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Okey wel. CONFEDINSHUL behaviores report , keep .. . keep yore yaps shutt until after Grismouse okey! Okey 80% goode, 5% trespaced on hellocobber shelve 5% went behinde tVee 5% harrassed Sally 5% kickt remotecontroles to tha floor IT WAZ TOO HOTT I JUST LOST IT OKEY?! Annyways NO NARKING pleez
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When mom finishes Christmas shopping and Santa shows up like: ‘So… where do I put mine😳😹🐈⬛💕
December 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
When mom finishes Christmas shopping and Santa shows up like: ‘So… where do I put mine😳😹🐈⬛💕
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A much needed Emotional Support kitten. Look at those humongous paws.
December 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
A much needed Emotional Support kitten. Look at those humongous paws.
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Latenite archival babbyGonz time!
December 20, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Latenite archival babbyGonz time!
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thinking of the introverted woman who said she's never felt FOMO. she's only felt ROMO (Relief Of Missing Out)
December 17, 2025 at 7:49 AM
thinking of the introverted woman who said she's never felt FOMO. she's only felt ROMO (Relief Of Missing Out)
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with her room still occupied Mia has moved to the bespoke cat tunnel for safe napping - Finn is fascinated by this development
December 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
with her room still occupied Mia has moved to the bespoke cat tunnel for safe napping - Finn is fascinated by this development
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I donot thenk my behaviores reports shoulde hav anny barings on my Grismouse haul. In my opinyin.
December 12, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I donot thenk my behaviores reports shoulde hav anny barings on my Grismouse haul. In my opinyin.
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Hey y’all! Are you, like me, super annoyed at Apple’s iOS 26.1 update and its awful Liquid Glass crap? Are you wishing your phone could just go back to looking like it did 48 hours ago instead of being forced to adopt the phone aesthetic equivalent of a Donald Trump bathroom? Then check this thread!
December 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Hey y’all! Are you, like me, super annoyed at Apple’s iOS 26.1 update and its awful Liquid Glass crap? Are you wishing your phone could just go back to looking like it did 48 hours ago instead of being forced to adopt the phone aesthetic equivalent of a Donald Trump bathroom? Then check this thread!
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Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things
December 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things
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Can I let you in on a little secret?
Billionaire philanthropy isn’t charity.
It’s PR to distract you from low wages, labor exploitation, and a tax system that’s rigged for the rich.
Billionaire philanthropy isn’t charity.
It’s PR to distract you from low wages, labor exploitation, and a tax system that’s rigged for the rich.
December 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Can I let you in on a little secret?
Billionaire philanthropy isn’t charity.
It’s PR to distract you from low wages, labor exploitation, and a tax system that’s rigged for the rich.
Billionaire philanthropy isn’t charity.
It’s PR to distract you from low wages, labor exploitation, and a tax system that’s rigged for the rich.
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I’m holly, I’m jolly. You’ve got believe me. I swear I am
December 3, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I’m holly, I’m jolly. You’ve got believe me. I swear I am
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Here are my top 10 dogs carrying big sticks!
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Here are my top 10 dogs carrying big sticks!
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Your Moment of Cat
November 18, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Your Moment of Cat
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Guten Morgen Euch ❤️ ☕ 👻😼
November 4, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Guten Morgen Euch ❤️ ☕ 👻😼
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Oh man I needed this laugh🤪🤪🤪!
November 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Oh man I needed this laugh🤪🤪🤪!
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Life Goes On---riding the subway in Kyiv, Ukraine.
November 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Life Goes On---riding the subway in Kyiv, Ukraine.
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I was SO sure Mambo was going to jump on top of the Fruitasan, so I waited and waited, and Mambo just sat there and said "Who, me? I'd never. I'm a good boy!" and Sashay (inside the Fruitasan) said "Mind your own beeswax, lady."
November 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I was SO sure Mambo was going to jump on top of the Fruitasan, so I waited and waited, and Mambo just sat there and said "Who, me? I'd never. I'm a good boy!" and Sashay (inside the Fruitasan) said "Mind your own beeswax, lady."
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Wel triksandtreets time is sooon and so i wil naow share my costoom:
October 31, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Wel triksandtreets time is sooon and so i wil naow share my costoom:
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The Children's Friend, October 1955
October 30, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The Children's Friend, October 1955