Will one be enough?
December 23, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Will one be enough?
But Christmas cookies are the work of the devil! Gingerbread Jesi are the way to go.
December 22, 2025 at 3:02 PM
But Christmas cookies are the work of the devil! Gingerbread Jesi are the way to go.
Thanks. Apology accepted.
Honestly, I just don't want you to spook the cats.
Honestly, I just don't want you to spook the cats.
December 22, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Thanks. Apology accepted.
Honestly, I just don't want you to spook the cats.
Honestly, I just don't want you to spook the cats.
I don't mind that you were watching from the closet while I had sex, but next time could you at least give me a heads up you're there?
December 22, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I don't mind that you were watching from the closet while I had sex, but next time could you at least give me a heads up you're there?
Remember to keep your mouth closed.
Oh, and wear goggles.
Oh, and wear goggles.
December 21, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Remember to keep your mouth closed.
Oh, and wear goggles.
Oh, and wear goggles.
I only repost photos of eyes.
Not with eyes. Of eyes.
Not with eyes. Of eyes.
December 20, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I only repost photos of eyes.
Not with eyes. Of eyes.
Not with eyes. Of eyes.
One could say you are... stroopwafless
December 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
One could say you are... stroopwafless
That's not a bingo card, that's a punch card. You've earned a free pizza.
December 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
That's not a bingo card, that's a punch card. You've earned a free pizza.
Stop, I'm almost out of facial tissues!
December 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Stop, I'm almost out of facial tissues!
Dark murps
Durps
Durps
December 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Dark murps
Durps
Durps
*during sex*
Can I interest you in a timeshare in Acapulco?
Can I interest you in a timeshare in Acapulco?
December 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
*during sex*
Can I interest you in a timeshare in Acapulco?
Can I interest you in a timeshare in Acapulco?
I use Vivaldi.
It's been years since I've trusted firefox. They've been slowly getting worse.
It's been years since I've trusted firefox. They've been slowly getting worse.
December 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I use Vivaldi.
It's been years since I've trusted firefox. They've been slowly getting worse.
It's been years since I've trusted firefox. They've been slowly getting worse.
Spoiler: that's not actually a dildo, they were out foraging mushrooms.
December 16, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Spoiler: that's not actually a dildo, they were out foraging mushrooms.
That was supposed to say uninterrupted. But the typo makes it funnier.
December 15, 2025 at 11:10 PM
That was supposed to say uninterrupted. But the typo makes it funnier.
One full, interrupted night of sleep.
Just one.
Just one.
December 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
One full, interrupted night of sleep.
Just one.
Just one.
But then did you wipe your boob on something to get it off?
December 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
But then did you wipe your boob on something to get it off?
Well then you'd better take off your shirt and put it in the laundry.
Cleanliness first!
Cleanliness first!
December 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Well then you'd better take off your shirt and put it in the laundry.
Cleanliness first!
Cleanliness first!
You could have at least toweled it off afterward
December 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
You could have at least toweled it off afterward