we have to loosen his collar again. this baby isn't even a year old, why is he so big 😭

CONDITIONAL ACCEPTANCE INTO THE BIOTECH PROGRAM!!
LETS FUCKIN GOOO

little kitty stuck in a bag...where he isn't supposed to be.

raising the next supervillain

Cheating on an exam by memorizing everything the professor taught in advance so I can easily answer all the questions

Professor: you have a 10-page essay on odysseus due tomorrow

Me [under breath]: motherfu-

Professor: no you're thinking of oedipus

My son