Drunken Philosopher
unlhocked.lhocke.com
Drunken Philosopher
@unlhocked.lhocke.com
🔞You know me
Primary: @lhocke.com
Bi // 34 // Nowhere
ugh brain shifted and now i’m feeling icky
September 28, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Have you all been good today?
September 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
sometimes i look at my journals and wonder if it’s better to destroy them or publish them
August 13, 2025 at 4:42 AM
gonna try to do some sketching tomorrow if I can find some time, got an idea of something i want made
April 1, 2025 at 4:47 AM
one day they’ll add voice notes here and I will become insufferable
March 29, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I really need to complete the English professor outfit for the suit, day time just a respectable professor who can lecture for hours

Night time, harness bound and ready to make you fucking bark
also they may be thirsty? that tends to happen if i start doing voices
March 29, 2025 at 4:23 AM
there’s just something so enticing about making someone follow rules they begged for
March 3, 2025 at 5:40 AM
i keep having a strange dream where i’m seated on a throne in a dungeon holding leashes to two people, and that’s certainly something
December 24, 2024 at 6:38 AM
oopsie doodle
December 11, 2024 at 5:59 PM
i get that winter is lonely for people but please, I don’t need an entire sled team in my dms saying “drive me daddy”
November 29, 2024 at 9:15 PM
I have accepted that my assigned role is “teaser of caged femboys”

i will not be taking questions at this time
November 10, 2024 at 9:27 AM
if your profile says “raw only” i’m going to need to see negative tests from more recently than 8 months ago
November 9, 2024 at 6:13 AM
no thank you mr s, i don’t need a four foot long dildo
October 24, 2024 at 2:21 PM
heard you were looking for a pillow
October 23, 2024 at 4:08 AM
vanilla to the door, plus got a bit of a kick out of walking around SF with gear underneath

pics from getting ready for @frolic.bsky.social this weekend

i’ve got other photos with less i may post if people want them ;)
October 15, 2024 at 12:45 AM
oh… this is my personality now #furry #bi #MrS
September 30, 2024 at 4:31 AM
the Mr. S staff was very friendly and helpful here
September 29, 2024 at 10:17 PM
don’t slut shame me bank, yes i bought those toys
September 12, 2024 at 5:49 AM
reminder that Bluesky lets you tag posts for moderation, and you can set your own moderation settings to filter out adult content
July 12, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Who’s a good kitten?
July 12, 2024 at 9:27 PM
when you go to a meetup and someone propositions you to hookup in the restaurant bathroom

I do have standards and it just felt really awkward
May 31, 2024 at 11:51 PM
oh hi there
May 6, 2024 at 2:24 AM
sometimes my dreams are unnecessarily horny
March 22, 2024 at 1:30 PM
Mac & Cheese is like a sloppy top, bad for me but sometimes it’s necessary
March 20, 2024 at 7:56 PM
new hobby: telling bottoms “if the cage fits” when they make a claim
March 16, 2024 at 8:32 PM