Drunken Philosopher
@unlhocked.lhocke.com
🔞You know me
Primary: @lhocke.com
Bi // 34 // Nowhere
Primary: @lhocke.com
Bi // 34 // Nowhere
ugh brain shifted and now i’m feeling icky
September 28, 2025 at 4:39 AM
ugh brain shifted and now i’m feeling icky
Have you all been good today?
September 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Have you all been good today?
sometimes i look at my journals and wonder if it’s better to destroy them or publish them
August 13, 2025 at 4:42 AM
sometimes i look at my journals and wonder if it’s better to destroy them or publish them
gonna try to do some sketching tomorrow if I can find some time, got an idea of something i want made
April 1, 2025 at 4:47 AM
gonna try to do some sketching tomorrow if I can find some time, got an idea of something i want made
one day they’ll add voice notes here and I will become insufferable
March 29, 2025 at 5:07 AM
one day they’ll add voice notes here and I will become insufferable
I really need to complete the English professor outfit for the suit, day time just a respectable professor who can lecture for hours
Night time, harness bound and ready to make you fucking bark
Night time, harness bound and ready to make you fucking bark
also they may be thirsty? that tends to happen if i start doing voices
March 29, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I really need to complete the English professor outfit for the suit, day time just a respectable professor who can lecture for hours
Night time, harness bound and ready to make you fucking bark
Night time, harness bound and ready to make you fucking bark
there’s just something so enticing about making someone follow rules they begged for
March 3, 2025 at 5:40 AM
there’s just something so enticing about making someone follow rules they begged for
i keep having a strange dream where i’m seated on a throne in a dungeon holding leashes to two people, and that’s certainly something
December 24, 2024 at 6:38 AM
i keep having a strange dream where i’m seated on a throne in a dungeon holding leashes to two people, and that’s certainly something
i get that winter is lonely for people but please, I don’t need an entire sled team in my dms saying “drive me daddy”
November 29, 2024 at 9:15 PM
i get that winter is lonely for people but please, I don’t need an entire sled team in my dms saying “drive me daddy”
I have accepted that my assigned role is “teaser of caged femboys”
i will not be taking questions at this time
i will not be taking questions at this time
November 10, 2024 at 9:27 AM
I have accepted that my assigned role is “teaser of caged femboys”
i will not be taking questions at this time
i will not be taking questions at this time
if your profile says “raw only” i’m going to need to see negative tests from more recently than 8 months ago
November 9, 2024 at 6:13 AM
if your profile says “raw only” i’m going to need to see negative tests from more recently than 8 months ago
no thank you mr s, i don’t need a four foot long dildo
October 24, 2024 at 2:21 PM
no thank you mr s, i don’t need a four foot long dildo
heard you were looking for a pillow
October 23, 2024 at 4:08 AM
heard you were looking for a pillow
vanilla to the door, plus got a bit of a kick out of walking around SF with gear underneath
pics from getting ready for @frolic.bsky.social this weekend
i’ve got other photos with less i may post if people want them ;)
pics from getting ready for @frolic.bsky.social this weekend
i’ve got other photos with less i may post if people want them ;)
October 15, 2024 at 12:45 AM
vanilla to the door, plus got a bit of a kick out of walking around SF with gear underneath
pics from getting ready for @frolic.bsky.social this weekend
i’ve got other photos with less i may post if people want them ;)
pics from getting ready for @frolic.bsky.social this weekend
i’ve got other photos with less i may post if people want them ;)
September 30, 2024 at 4:31 AM
the Mr. S staff was very friendly and helpful here
September 29, 2024 at 10:17 PM
the Mr. S staff was very friendly and helpful here
don’t slut shame me bank, yes i bought those toys
September 12, 2024 at 5:49 AM
don’t slut shame me bank, yes i bought those toys
reminder that Bluesky lets you tag posts for moderation, and you can set your own moderation settings to filter out adult content
July 12, 2024 at 9:41 PM
reminder that Bluesky lets you tag posts for moderation, and you can set your own moderation settings to filter out adult content
Who’s a good kitten?
July 12, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Who’s a good kitten?
when you go to a meetup and someone propositions you to hookup in the restaurant bathroom
I do have standards and it just felt really awkward
I do have standards and it just felt really awkward
May 31, 2024 at 11:51 PM
when you go to a meetup and someone propositions you to hookup in the restaurant bathroom
I do have standards and it just felt really awkward
I do have standards and it just felt really awkward
sometimes my dreams are unnecessarily horny
March 22, 2024 at 1:30 PM
sometimes my dreams are unnecessarily horny
Mac & Cheese is like a sloppy top, bad for me but sometimes it’s necessary
March 20, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Mac & Cheese is like a sloppy top, bad for me but sometimes it’s necessary
new hobby: telling bottoms “if the cage fits” when they make a claim
March 16, 2024 at 8:32 PM
new hobby: telling bottoms “if the cage fits” when they make a claim