Unpainted Huffines
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Would you buy unpainted furniture from my store?
He/Him. Smart-ass leftist.
He/Him. Smart-ass leftist.
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Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
December 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
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DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
Just a reminder that in today’s money, Bob Cratchit would be making about $21.44/ hour. About $43,000/year for a 40-hour work week.
What’s the federal minimum wage again?
What’s the federal minimum wage again?
December 22, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Just a reminder that in today’s money, Bob Cratchit would be making about $21.44/ hour. About $43,000/year for a 40-hour work week.
What’s the federal minimum wage again?
What’s the federal minimum wage again?
I really want them to give the MVP of this game to The Wind.
December 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I really want them to give the MVP of this game to The Wind.
"The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra" is something someone from the administration just said, straight-faced, on stage and to reporters.
For the sake of the country, I hope I’m in a coma and just having hallucinations.
For the sake of the country, I hope I’m in a coma and just having hallucinations.
December 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
"The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra" is something someone from the administration just said, straight-faced, on stage and to reporters.
For the sake of the country, I hope I’m in a coma and just having hallucinations.
For the sake of the country, I hope I’m in a coma and just having hallucinations.
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[P] Me, when that speech ended
December 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
[P] Me, when that speech ended
If you voted for Trump but are now regretting it, you’re still a terrible person.
December 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
If you voted for Trump but are now regretting it, you’re still a terrible person.
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I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television
December 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television
I would say his behavior is not becoming a FIFA Peace Prize winner, but it involves:
-kicking people when they are down when the referees (judges) are on your payroll
-faking injuries to get preferential treatment
So yeah, that tracks.
-kicking people when they are down when the referees (judges) are on your payroll
-faking injuries to get preferential treatment
So yeah, that tracks.
December 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I would say his behavior is not becoming a FIFA Peace Prize winner, but it involves:
-kicking people when they are down when the referees (judges) are on your payroll
-faking injuries to get preferential treatment
So yeah, that tracks.
-kicking people when they are down when the referees (judges) are on your payroll
-faking injuries to get preferential treatment
So yeah, that tracks.
The mockumentary was shepherded in by Rob Reiner.
Striking down Prop 8 and allowing gay people to marry was also shepherded by Rob Reiner.
These are the people we should be making statues of.
Striking down Prop 8 and allowing gay people to marry was also shepherded by Rob Reiner.
These are the people we should be making statues of.
December 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
The mockumentary was shepherded in by Rob Reiner.
Striking down Prop 8 and allowing gay people to marry was also shepherded by Rob Reiner.
These are the people we should be making statues of.
Striking down Prop 8 and allowing gay people to marry was also shepherded by Rob Reiner.
These are the people we should be making statues of.
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NIGHTS OF BLUE SKIES
DAY 14 DECEMBER 2025
Sandy Hook 13 years ago😪
Now Brown University & Bondi Beach
Children that have had to witness this all the time
STOP
We have Lost So Many
When will it eve end
Always just thoughts and prayers
THIS WILL ASTOUND YOU
PLEASE WATCH THE WHOLE CLIP⬇️⬇️
DAY 14 DECEMBER 2025
Sandy Hook 13 years ago😪
Now Brown University & Bondi Beach
Children that have had to witness this all the time
STOP
We have Lost So Many
When will it eve end
Always just thoughts and prayers
THIS WILL ASTOUND YOU
PLEASE WATCH THE WHOLE CLIP⬇️⬇️
December 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
NIGHTS OF BLUE SKIES
DAY 14 DECEMBER 2025
Sandy Hook 13 years ago😪
Now Brown University & Bondi Beach
Children that have had to witness this all the time
STOP
We have Lost So Many
When will it eve end
Always just thoughts and prayers
THIS WILL ASTOUND YOU
PLEASE WATCH THE WHOLE CLIP⬇️⬇️
DAY 14 DECEMBER 2025
Sandy Hook 13 years ago😪
Now Brown University & Bondi Beach
Children that have had to witness this all the time
STOP
We have Lost So Many
When will it eve end
Always just thoughts and prayers
THIS WILL ASTOUND YOU
PLEASE WATCH THE WHOLE CLIP⬇️⬇️
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THIS LETS ME BRING OUT THIS POST AGAIN
December 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
THIS LETS ME BRING OUT THIS POST AGAIN
“What’s one thing we have that we haven’t monetized yet? Sunlight! Let’s find a way to charge people money for that!”
The stealthy startup plans to use a network of satellites to harvest sunlight and send it to Earth using infrared lasers.
Overview Energy wants to beam energy from space to existing solar farms | TechCrunch
The stealthy startup plans to use a network of satellites to harvest sunlight and send it to Earth using infrared lasers.
techcrunch.com
December 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
“What’s one thing we have that we haven’t monetized yet? Sunlight! Let’s find a way to charge people money for that!”
Today I was presented with the FIFA You’re Still Unemployed Award. I feel honored.
December 9, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Today I was presented with the FIFA You’re Still Unemployed Award. I feel honored.
It ended up being 22-19. I was so close.
If the final score is 23-19, we will know the fix is in.
December 9, 2025 at 4:53 AM
It ended up being 22-19. I was so close.
After the Sunday Night Football game, one player credited Jesus Christ for the win; the player next to him thanked Allah.
These gods need to stop messing around with football games and concentrate more on having their followers get along with each other.
These gods need to stop messing around with football games and concentrate more on having their followers get along with each other.
December 8, 2025 at 5:08 AM
After the Sunday Night Football game, one player credited Jesus Christ for the win; the player next to him thanked Allah.
These gods need to stop messing around with football games and concentrate more on having their followers get along with each other.
These gods need to stop messing around with football games and concentrate more on having their followers get along with each other.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
Last year, it was Saturday Night Fever Santa.
This year, it’s Grease Santa.
If they continue using Travolta’s career chronologically, next year we should get Moment By Moment Santa.
This year, it’s Grease Santa.
If they continue using Travolta’s career chronologically, next year we should get Moment By Moment Santa.
December 7, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Last year, it was Saturday Night Fever Santa.
This year, it’s Grease Santa.
If they continue using Travolta’s career chronologically, next year we should get Moment By Moment Santa.
This year, it’s Grease Santa.
If they continue using Travolta’s career chronologically, next year we should get Moment By Moment Santa.
He just wants to best Obama for everything. Trying to a get a Nobel Peace Prize. Instead get someone who he can bribe to give him one.
He wants his own killing of Osama Bin Laden. That’s why he’s going after Venezuela - he’s decided that’s the enemy he wants to eliminate.
He wants his own killing of Osama Bin Laden. That’s why he’s going after Venezuela - he’s decided that’s the enemy he wants to eliminate.
December 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
He just wants to best Obama for everything. Trying to a get a Nobel Peace Prize. Instead get someone who he can bribe to give him one.
He wants his own killing of Osama Bin Laden. That’s why he’s going after Venezuela - he’s decided that’s the enemy he wants to eliminate.
He wants his own killing of Osama Bin Laden. That’s why he’s going after Venezuela - he’s decided that’s the enemy he wants to eliminate.
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It’s got everything: ridiculous music, digital confetti, a giant gold orb trophy, a blue ribbon medal, a fawning corrupt dude, and an orange aspiring fascist
December 6, 2025 at 3:27 AM
It’s got everything: ridiculous music, digital confetti, a giant gold orb trophy, a blue ribbon medal, a fawning corrupt dude, and an orange aspiring fascist
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Artist: S-Crimmy https://b3ta.com/board/11423341
From the 'Movie Poster Recycling' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/movieposterrecycling/popular/ #MoviePosterRecycling
From the 'Movie Poster Recycling' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/movieposterrecycling/popular/ #MoviePosterRecycling
December 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Artist: S-Crimmy https://b3ta.com/board/11423341
From the 'Movie Poster Recycling' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/movieposterrecycling/popular/ #MoviePosterRecycling
From the 'Movie Poster Recycling' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/movieposterrecycling/popular/ #MoviePosterRecycling
Who will win the 2nd FIFA Peace Award next year? The suspense…
December 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Who will win the 2nd FIFA Peace Award next year? The suspense…
They are doing conspiracy-level actions but are too lazy to bother with the cover-up AND IT DOESN’T MAKE A DIFFERENCE!
December 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
They are doing conspiracy-level actions but are too lazy to bother with the cover-up AND IT DOESN’T MAKE A DIFFERENCE!
If they hadn’t been banned in an earlier era, right wingnuts would be snorting asbestos, smearing lead paint on their entire bodies while blowing unfiltered cigarette smoke into a baby’s face just to “own the libs.”
December 4, 2025 at 6:38 PM
If they hadn’t been banned in an earlier era, right wingnuts would be snorting asbestos, smearing lead paint on their entire bodies while blowing unfiltered cigarette smoke into a baby’s face just to “own the libs.”
