Jessica ✨
@unphasedblkgirl.bsky.social
32 | DC | I’m a great person with a fat ass. They said it couldn’t be done, and I did it.
Seee my version of a revolution clearly differs from a lot of people’s. I don’t want a general strike. I want these niggas off the face of the planet. Then I want anyone remotely involved expelled from the country with emptied bank accounts.
January 31, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Seee my version of a revolution clearly differs from a lot of people’s. I don’t want a general strike. I want these niggas off the face of the planet. Then I want anyone remotely involved expelled from the country with emptied bank accounts.
I don’t have much to complain about in therapy because I truly am overwhelmingly grateful for where my life is. This time last year I was trying to finesse my way out of eviction with no money. I’m not even worried about that now.
January 25, 2026 at 5:18 AM
I don’t have much to complain about in therapy because I truly am overwhelmingly grateful for where my life is. This time last year I was trying to finesse my way out of eviction with no money. I’m not even worried about that now.
It’s time for the quality of Cleo Sol’s music to elevate. The local, living room vibe is just not working.
January 24, 2026 at 12:19 AM
It’s time for the quality of Cleo Sol’s music to elevate. The local, living room vibe is just not working.
Could have literally just called me.
At 61 years old, I had lost volume and wanted my younger body back quickly. Donor fat seemed like the best option.
I Got My BBL From a Cadaver
At 61 years old, I had lost volume and wanted my younger body back quickly. Donor fat seemed like the best option.
www.thecut.com
December 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Could have literally just called me.
If you’re job searching, market your skills as a generalist and niche down in your industry/market.
Over-specializing won’t help you land a job in an economy where companies are doing lay-offs. Can’t make space for somebody who only does one thing well with two people at the company.
Over-specializing won’t help you land a job in an economy where companies are doing lay-offs. Can’t make space for somebody who only does one thing well with two people at the company.
December 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
If you’re job searching, market your skills as a generalist and niche down in your industry/market.
Over-specializing won’t help you land a job in an economy where companies are doing lay-offs. Can’t make space for somebody who only does one thing well with two people at the company.
Over-specializing won’t help you land a job in an economy where companies are doing lay-offs. Can’t make space for somebody who only does one thing well with two people at the company.
Funny thing, when you decentralize the federal government, you actually can’t make states do anything.
Trump has signed an executive order blocking states from making their own guardrails around artificial intelligence
Trump Signs Order Blocking States From Enforcing Their Own AI Guardrails
www.huffpost.com
December 12, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Funny thing, when you decentralize the federal government, you actually can’t make states do anything.
I just might be leveling up. I was out tonight and there were men there actively ignoring me. By the end of the night, they were swarming me trying to get my attention. Interesting vibes for sure.
December 1, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I just might be leveling up. I was out tonight and there were men there actively ignoring me. By the end of the night, they were swarming me trying to get my attention. Interesting vibes for sure.
I’m sorry to the people of Mexico City, but I understand why we keep trying to stay here.
There’s so much life here and the US feels bleak and boring.
There’s so much life here and the US feels bleak and boring.
November 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I’m sorry to the people of Mexico City, but I understand why we keep trying to stay here.
There’s so much life here and the US feels bleak and boring.
There’s so much life here and the US feels bleak and boring.
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The Citizens United decision has corrupted our government and is destroying our democracy. Here's a way to get rid of it. robertreich.substack.com/p/how-to-get...
How to Get Rid of "Citizens United"
We can do away with it without a new Supreme Court. Nor do we need a constitutional amendment. There’s a far simpler way.
robertreich.substack.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The Citizens United decision has corrupted our government and is destroying our democracy. Here's a way to get rid of it. robertreich.substack.com/p/how-to-get...
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In fact…everything has been stupid this year 😂
November 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
In fact…everything has been stupid this year 😂
I feel like one of the reasons the AI bubble is going to burst is lack of innovation. It doesn’t create new jobs and it makes the people who have to work with it actually use their areas of expertise to check it. This ultimately makes those people more valuable and costly.
November 13, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I feel like one of the reasons the AI bubble is going to burst is lack of innovation. It doesn’t create new jobs and it makes the people who have to work with it actually use their areas of expertise to check it. This ultimately makes those people more valuable and costly.
You know, this is how we got the Halftime Show we have now.
Turning Point USA announced it will host counterprogramming to the Super Bowl halftime show, called “The All American Halftime Show,” as MAGA critics have been enraged over the selection of Bad Bunny as the 2026 headliner.
MAGA rage over Bad Bunny at Super Bowl sparks an alternative show
Counterprogramming hosted by the group that Charlie Kirk founded spotlights the growing political polarization surrounding one of the biggest events of the year.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
You know, this is how we got the Halftime Show we have now.
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So, the president of the United States casually mentioned that he took away free speech. Just in case you missed that.
October 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
So, the president of the United States casually mentioned that he took away free speech. Just in case you missed that.
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Losing weight is weird. I saw a picture of myself and thought “why do I look hungry?”
September 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Losing weight is weird. I saw a picture of myself and thought “why do I look hungry?”
Please and thank you
Y’all be up in the dms chatting about all the wrong shit. Send them parlays baby.
September 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Please and thank you
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Republican governors have sent National Guard troops to Democratic-led Washington, D.C., even though cities in their states all have higher rates of violent crime than the nation’s capital. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/01/u...
September 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Republican governors have sent National Guard troops to Democratic-led Washington, D.C., even though cities in their states all have higher rates of violent crime than the nation’s capital. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/01/u...
I have a feeling I’m not seeing the fed presence where I live because it’s too close to Maryland.
August 30, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I have a feeling I’m not seeing the fed presence where I live because it’s too close to Maryland.
I think every girlie should have a man in an open relationship on the roster.
August 30, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I think every girlie should have a man in an open relationship on the roster.
Respectfully, mind your business.
Summer wrapping up, how’s everyone’s prospective cuffing season shaping up?
August 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Respectfully, mind your business.
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face cards, body cards, ass.. y’all all fine as hell. head to toe. that’s all i know. 🥱
August 21, 2025 at 12:13 AM
face cards, body cards, ass.. y’all all fine as hell. head to toe. that’s all i know. 🥱
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And if they bring back the sidekick, I’m ditching the iphone immediately.
August 17, 2025 at 9:55 PM
And if they bring back the sidekick, I’m ditching the iphone immediately.
Not me being up late, liking anything, and being fast lmao
August 17, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Not me being up late, liking anything, and being fast lmao
Can someone explain why Auntie Anne’s discontinued the jalapeño pretzel??
August 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Can someone explain why Auntie Anne’s discontinued the jalapeño pretzel??