The Unredacted Bastard
@unredactedbastard.bsky.social
Writer|Truth & Humor|Cancer survivor|USAF vet|Lotus|Retired|Music
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Here are some things you probably don't know about me:
⭐Default Position: horse's ass
⭐Favorite Job: radio, club and event DJ
⭐Comedy Icons: Groucho, Pryor, Carlin, Robin Williams, Eddie Izzard
⭐Most rewarding job: Paralegal
⭐I like everybody, until they give me a reason not to like them.
⭐Default Position: horse's ass
⭐Favorite Job: radio, club and event DJ
⭐Comedy Icons: Groucho, Pryor, Carlin, Robin Williams, Eddie Izzard
⭐Most rewarding job: Paralegal
⭐I like everybody, until they give me a reason not to like them.
I knew it!!!
December 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I knew it!!!
The Sun is fucking useless today.
Thanks for the light, asshole.
How about some heat?
Thanks for the light, asshole.
How about some heat?
December 4, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The Sun is fucking useless today.
Thanks for the light, asshole.
How about some heat?
Thanks for the light, asshole.
How about some heat?
He's certainly doing that...
December 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
He's certainly doing that...
Programming note:
This account is about to fully embrace its destiny as The Unredacted Bastard — same retired human, same politics, more coherent branding. New art and handle incoming.
There will still be tons of music, memes, and, of course, the occasional comment that makes you say, "WTF???"
This account is about to fully embrace its destiny as The Unredacted Bastard — same retired human, same politics, more coherent branding. New art and handle incoming.
There will still be tons of music, memes, and, of course, the occasional comment that makes you say, "WTF???"
December 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Programming note:
This account is about to fully embrace its destiny as The Unredacted Bastard — same retired human, same politics, more coherent branding. New art and handle incoming.
There will still be tons of music, memes, and, of course, the occasional comment that makes you say, "WTF???"
This account is about to fully embrace its destiny as The Unredacted Bastard — same retired human, same politics, more coherent branding. New art and handle incoming.
There will still be tons of music, memes, and, of course, the occasional comment that makes you say, "WTF???"
MAGA fantasy (White House post) vs reality. I had soooooooo much fun making the corrected version...
December 4, 2025 at 12:55 PM
MAGA fantasy (White House post) vs reality. I had soooooooo much fun making the corrected version...
Their days in the International War Crimes Court will soon come...
December 4, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Their days in the International War Crimes Court will soon come...
SIGNALGATE: PETE HEGSETH TURNED U.S. WAR PLANS INTO A GODDAMN GROUP CHAT GOSSIP DROP
By The Unredacted Bastard — Retired. Reader-Funded. Relentless.
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By The Unredacted Bastard — Retired. Reader-Funded. Relentless.
open.substack.com/pub/theunred...
SIGNALGATE: PETE HEGSETH TURNED U.S. WAR PLANS INTO A GODDAMN GROUP CHAT GOSSIP DROP
By The Unredacted Bastard — Retired. Reader-Funded. Relentless.
open.substack.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:06 PM
SIGNALGATE: PETE HEGSETH TURNED U.S. WAR PLANS INTO A GODDAMN GROUP CHAT GOSSIP DROP
By The Unredacted Bastard — Retired. Reader-Funded. Relentless.
open.substack.com/pub/theunred...
By The Unredacted Bastard — Retired. Reader-Funded. Relentless.
open.substack.com/pub/theunred...
🐾 Golden Parachutes for Bribe‑Takers? Trump’s Cuellar Pardon Is a Masterclass in Corruption Theater
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline
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By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline
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🐾 Golden Parachutes for Bribe‑Takers? Trump’s Cuellar Pardon Is a Masterclass in Corruption Theater
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline
open.substack.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:02 PM
🐾 Golden Parachutes for Bribe‑Takers? Trump’s Cuellar Pardon Is a Masterclass in Corruption Theater
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline
open.substack.com/pub/lotuspur...
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline
open.substack.com/pub/lotuspur...
Happy Thursday! We've cleared the hump, so let's celebrate by using our best dance moves on this disco classic...
Shame - Evelyn 'Champagne' King
youtu.be/nTpNN0zTmTs?...
Shame - Evelyn 'Champagne' King
youtu.be/nTpNN0zTmTs?...
Shame (12" Disco Mix)
YouTube video by Evelyn "Champagne" King - Topic
youtu.be
December 4, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Happy Thursday! We've cleared the hump, so let's celebrate by using our best dance moves on this disco classic...
Shame - Evelyn 'Champagne' King
youtu.be/nTpNN0zTmTs?...
Shame - Evelyn 'Champagne' King
youtu.be/nTpNN0zTmTs?...
BREAKING: Trump, Musk, and Gates Face $310M Civil Firestorm in Alleged Epstein-Style Exploitation Case
By The Unredacted Bastard — Receipts, Rage, Reality
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By The Unredacted Bastard — Receipts, Rage, Reality
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BREAKING: Trump, Musk, and Gates Face $310M Civil Firestorm in Alleged Epstein-Style Exploitation Case
By The Unredacted Bastard — Receipts, Rage, Reality
open.substack.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
BREAKING: Trump, Musk, and Gates Face $310M Civil Firestorm in Alleged Epstein-Style Exploitation Case
By The Unredacted Bastard — Receipts, Rage, Reality
open.substack.com/pub/theunred...
By The Unredacted Bastard — Receipts, Rage, Reality
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In case you were wondering who I am and how I'm qualified to be a pain in the ass...
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About The Bastard
The human behind The Unredacted Bastard and Lotus Purrspective is a retired American who has spent more than fifty years writing, reporting, and watching power up close.
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December 3, 2025 at 8:43 PM
In case you were wondering who I am and how I'm qualified to be a pain in the ass...
theunredactedbastard.substack.com/p/about-the-...
theunredactedbastard.substack.com/p/about-the-...
Ok, I just posted my daily Unredacted Bastard article using the new logo and article image layout.
I would appreciate it if you could provide some feedback.
I would appreciate it if you could provide some feedback.
December 3, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Ok, I just posted my daily Unredacted Bastard article using the new logo and article image layout.
I would appreciate it if you could provide some feedback.
I would appreciate it if you could provide some feedback.
THE SIX PILLARS OF JOURNALISM VS. THE 24/7 TRUMP ADMINISTRATION NOISE MACHINE
By The Unredacted Bastard — 💣 TRUTH BOMBS • UNCENSORED ANALYSIS • ZERO APOLOGIES
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By The Unredacted Bastard — 💣 TRUTH BOMBS • UNCENSORED ANALYSIS • ZERO APOLOGIES
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THE SIX PILLARS OF JOURNALISM VS. THE 24/7 TRUMP ADMINISTRATION NOISE MACHINE
By The Unredacted Bastard — 💣 TRUTH BOMBS • UNCENSORED ANALYSIS • ZERO APOLOGIES
open.substack.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:43 PM
THE SIX PILLARS OF JOURNALISM VS. THE 24/7 TRUMP ADMINISTRATION NOISE MACHINE
By The Unredacted Bastard — 💣 TRUTH BOMBS • UNCENSORED ANALYSIS • ZERO APOLOGIES
open.substack.com/pub/theunred...
By The Unredacted Bastard — 💣 TRUTH BOMBS • UNCENSORED ANALYSIS • ZERO APOLOGIES
open.substack.com/pub/theunred...
WHEN THE CULT WANTS YOU TO “DEAL WITH IT”
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline
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By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline
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WHEN THE CULT WANTS YOU TO “DEAL WITH IT”
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline
open.substack.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:40 PM
WHEN THE CULT WANTS YOU TO “DEAL WITH IT”
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline
open.substack.com/pub/lotuspur...
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline
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Happy Wednesday,and now for something completely different: as a former club DJ, I find this super cool. Hope you find it cool enough to get your feet moving...
I Can Feel It (Michael Jackson x Phil Collins
youtu.be/JITt3-9PyAU?...
I Can Feel It (Michael Jackson x Phil Collins
youtu.be/JITt3-9PyAU?...
Sickick - I Can Feel It (Michael Jackson x Phil Collins Remix)
YouTube video by SickickMusic
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Happy Wednesday,and now for something completely different: as a former club DJ, I find this super cool. Hope you find it cool enough to get your feet moving...
I Can Feel It (Michael Jackson x Phil Collins
youtu.be/JITt3-9PyAU?...
I Can Feel It (Michael Jackson x Phil Collins
youtu.be/JITt3-9PyAU?...
THE GOP’S PETTY PAPER AIRPLANE REBELLION:HOW DISCHARGE PETITIONS TURNED INTO MIKE JOHNSON’S DAILY FLOGGING SESSION
By The Unredacted Bastard | Professional Menace • Professor of Political Fuckery • Vaccinated Against Bullshit
open.substack.com/pub/theunred...
By The Unredacted Bastard | Professional Menace • Professor of Political Fuckery • Vaccinated Against Bullshit
open.substack.com/pub/theunred...
THE GOP’S PETTY PAPER AIRPLANE REBELLION:HOW DISCHARGE PETITIONS TURNED INTO MIKE JOHNSON’S DAILY FLOGGING SESSION
By The Unredacted Bastard | Professional Menace • Professor of Political Fuckery • Vaccinated Against Bullshit
open.substack.com
December 2, 2025 at 11:14 AM
THE GOP’S PETTY PAPER AIRPLANE REBELLION:HOW DISCHARGE PETITIONS TURNED INTO MIKE JOHNSON’S DAILY FLOGGING SESSION
By The Unredacted Bastard | Professional Menace • Professor of Political Fuckery • Vaccinated Against Bullshit
open.substack.com/pub/theunred...
By The Unredacted Bastard | Professional Menace • Professor of Political Fuckery • Vaccinated Against Bullshit
open.substack.com/pub/theunred...
DECEMBER IN D.C.: A FESTIVE HELLSCAPE OF PANIC, PAPERWORK & POLITICAL PANT-SHITTING
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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DECEMBER IN D.C.: A FESTIVE HELLSCAPE OF PANIC, PAPERWORK & POLITICAL PANT-SHITTING
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
open.substack.com
December 2, 2025 at 11:11 AM
DECEMBER IN D.C.: A FESTIVE HELLSCAPE OF PANIC, PAPERWORK & POLITICAL PANT-SHITTING
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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Happy Tuesday! This new-ish song keeps popping up on TikTok and reels. It seems to be very popular for dance choreography, so let's see what moves you can come up with...
Wango ft. Liljay (Visualizer) - Ralph Beaubrun
youtu.be/yRH4jhbVHV4?...
Wango ft. Liljay (Visualizer) - Ralph Beaubrun
youtu.be/yRH4jhbVHV4?...
Ralph Beaubrun - WANGO FT. LIJAY (Visualizer)
YouTube video by Ralph Beaubrun
youtu.be
December 2, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Happy Tuesday! This new-ish song keeps popping up on TikTok and reels. It seems to be very popular for dance choreography, so let's see what moves you can come up with...
Wango ft. Liljay (Visualizer) - Ralph Beaubrun
youtu.be/yRH4jhbVHV4?...
Wango ft. Liljay (Visualizer) - Ralph Beaubrun
youtu.be/yRH4jhbVHV4?...
As I was folding my second load of laundry, I contemplated becoming a nudist.
Then I remembered what I look like naked and kept folding.
Then I remembered what I look like naked and kept folding.
December 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
As I was folding my second load of laundry, I contemplated becoming a nudist.
Then I remembered what I look like naked and kept folding.
Then I remembered what I look like naked and kept folding.
Something new...
December 1, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Something new...
THE SNOWFLAKE APOCALYPSE: HOW THE “FUCK YOUR FEELINGS” CROWD BECAME AMERICA’S SOFTEST CREATURES
By The Unredacted Bastard — The Bastard • The Scourge • The Problem You Should’ve Foreseen
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By The Unredacted Bastard — The Bastard • The Scourge • The Problem You Should’ve Foreseen
open.substack.com/pub/theunred...
THE SNOWFLAKE APOCALYPSE: HOW THE “FUCK YOUR FEELINGS” CROWD BECAME AMERICA’S SOFTEST CREATURES
By The Unredacted Bastard — The Bastard • The Scourge • The Problem You Should’ve Foreseen
open.substack.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:26 AM
THE SNOWFLAKE APOCALYPSE: HOW THE “FUCK YOUR FEELINGS” CROWD BECAME AMERICA’S SOFTEST CREATURES
By The Unredacted Bastard — The Bastard • The Scourge • The Problem You Should’ve Foreseen
open.substack.com/pub/theunred...
By The Unredacted Bastard — The Bastard • The Scourge • The Problem You Should’ve Foreseen
open.substack.com/pub/theunred...
THE GREAT GROCERY HEIST: HOW TRUMP TURNED YOUR WALLET INTO CATNIP
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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THE GREAT GROCERY HEIST: HOW TRUMP TURNED YOUR WALLET INTO CATNIP
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
open.substack.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:24 AM
THE GREAT GROCERY HEIST: HOW TRUMP TURNED YOUR WALLET INTO CATNIP
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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Happy Monday! Let's kick off the work week with some serious funky, soul infused dance music...
(Every Time I Turn Around) Back In Love Again - LTD
youtu.be/SHdVievWXEo?...
(Every Time I Turn Around) Back In Love Again - LTD
youtu.be/SHdVievWXEo?...
LTD - (Every Time I Turn Around) Back in Love Again (1977)
YouTube video by DJ Spinelli
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Happy Monday! Let's kick off the work week with some serious funky, soul infused dance music...
(Every Time I Turn Around) Back In Love Again - LTD
youtu.be/SHdVievWXEo?...
(Every Time I Turn Around) Back In Love Again - LTD
youtu.be/SHdVievWXEo?...
A camo tie and pocket square to round out the L’Oréal foundation, Maybelline Colossal Volum’ mascara, and old Bonne Bell Green Apple Lip Smackers?
Gurl no. Just no.
Gurl no. Just no.
December 1, 2025 at 5:34 AM
A camo tie and pocket square to round out the L’Oréal foundation, Maybelline Colossal Volum’ mascara, and old Bonne Bell Green Apple Lip Smackers?
Gurl no. Just no.
Gurl no. Just no.