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The Unredacted Bastard
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I knew it!!!
Molten metal McDonald's making the filling for their apple pies in the '80s
December 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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He's certainly doing that...
Four pictures of Trump sleeping END WOKENESS!
December 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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MAGA fantasy (White House post) vs reality. I had soooooooo much fun making the corrected version...
White House post of Trump giving a thumbs up in suit, red tie and Santa hat in front of the White House. Caption: Daddy's home Trump in front of the White House sound asleep in the middle of a snowstorm up to his chest in snow and with snow covering his hat and shoulders. Caption: Daddy's Home
December 4, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Their days in the International War Crimes Court will soon come...
Trump, Hegseth, Noem, Patel, and Bondi (from L to R) in the criminal court at The Hague
December 4, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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Its a very long joke
December 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Something new...
Blue sky with a few fluffy clouds. The secret Word of the Day is: Knob
December 1, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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A camo tie and pocket square to round out the L’Oréal foundation, Maybelline Colossal Volum’ mascara, and old Bonne Bell Green Apple Lip Smackers?

Gurl no. Just no.
A camo tie and pocket square to round out the L’Oréal foundation, Maybelline Colossal Volum’ mascara, and old Bonne Bell Green Apple Lip Smackers? I've not seen this much makeup on a Pete since Pete Burns was spinning right round, baby, right round; Like a record, baby, right round, round, round
December 1, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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✋
Person with hand raised. Raise your hand if you're sick of Trump's shit.
November 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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I'm on board. How about you?
If we can "permanently pause" ALL Afghani nationals because one mentally disturbed "cuckoo" committed murder, using Trump's logic, why not "permanently pause" ALL white men from gun ownership because of the 378 mass shootings so far this year, 97% of which were committed by white men.
November 29, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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A present for my #Resisters (feel free to steal) and a warning to MAGAts...
A section of the American flag and the caption: FAIR WARNING: ANYONE WHO THINKS I'M GOING TO COMPLY WITH FASCISM BECAUSE YOU VOTED FOR IT IS IN FOR A RUDE AWAKENING.
November 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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This little fella was outside walking towards the house. I may never go outside again.
A bobcat in my yard walking towards the house
November 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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The tryptophan just hit and you’ve officially entered the gravy dimension...
Psychedelic thanksgiving scene.
November 27, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving from the Unredacted Bastard & Lotus Various thanksgiving stuff
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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You know it's coming...
Man in a fur wrap Caption: Brace yourselves... Christians pretending they're not allowed to say "Merry Christmas" is coming.
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Buh-bye Lindsey. We barely knew ye...
Disgraced Trump appointee, Lindsey Halligan
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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By a landslide...
Trump sitting and wearing a dunce cap. 45 was the dumbest president in history 47 is kicking his ass
November 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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The Congressional Budget Office has lowered its forecast for Trump's tariffs on imported goods, raising new doubts about his promise to give U.S. citizens a $2,000 rebate.

Gee, who'da thunk it?
Trump, showing off his signature NEWS Trump's tariffs expected to bring in $1 trillion less than expected
November 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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On November 20, 2025, Trump responded to a video message by Democratic lawmakers and veterans that reinforced military personnel’s duty to refuse illegal orders.
Trump reacted on Truth Social, stating, "SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR, punishable by DEATH!"
Picture of retired US army lieutenant general, Mark Hertling "For what it's worth, as a commander and officer it was my duty, moral obligation, and legal requirements to first question and then to not obey any illegal orders I was given. The same is true for everyone who swears the oath. Hope that clears things up.
November 22, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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This👇👇👇
Trump hugging and kissing an American flag... Caption: When you tell him that flag is 14 years old
November 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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What the absolute fuck???

The U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas or nooses as hate symbols, instead opting to classify them as "potentially divisive" under new guidelines, the Washington Post reports.
Picture of a US Coast Guard vessel BREAKING NEWS The US Coast Guard will no longer classify the swastika, an emblem of fascism and extreme white supremacy inextricably linked to the murder of millions of Jews and that more than 400,000 U.S. died fighting against in World War II, as a hate symbol, according to a new policy that takes effect next month. Source: The Washington Post
November 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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They will be held accountable for the evils they perpetrate.
Masked ICE agent, in full military gear and pointing a rifle. These ICE agents walk around like they're special ops. Bro, calm down, you got rejected by the military, and now you're raiding taco trucks like it's Call of Duty.
November 20, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Hopefully, it will be recorded...
I hope "Quiet Piggy" are the last words he hears whispered into his ear by a nurse, as she squirts his morphine onto the floor.
November 20, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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It wasn’t me, I swear...
Pam Bondi Fox News chyron: Bondi: "The next person who DM's the President and asks him where the clit in his neckussy is gets deported immediately."
November 19, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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There's no doubt in my mind...
"Get it all on record now. Get the films. Get the witnesses. Because somewhere down the track of history some bastard will get up and say this never happened. " - Dwight D. Eisenhower, Germany, 1945
November 19, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Republicans are such assholes...
Female Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays: "Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift." Response to Fox guest: " f*** Grandma" is a hell of a message from Republicans to close the year
November 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM