Unseen Wizard
@unseenwizard.bsky.social
Orb ponderer, explorer of the Worlds Weave of Wizardry a
Court wizard for secretive commerce conglomerates
|| Account Marked as 16+ for reference's to Fantasy Drugs and Violence ||
Court wizard for secretive commerce conglomerates
|| Account Marked as 16+ for reference's to Fantasy Drugs and Violence ||
I have to say it-
Things really haven’t been the same with the gnomes since “The Great Orb Shattering” of 1684…
Things really haven’t been the same with the gnomes since “The Great Orb Shattering” of 1684…
August 2, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I have to say it-
Things really haven’t been the same with the gnomes since “The Great Orb Shattering” of 1684…
Things really haven’t been the same with the gnomes since “The Great Orb Shattering” of 1684…
Mine compatriots have tossed me to the dungeon- I however have been fortuitous and found the exit!
July 29, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Mine compatriots have tossed me to the dungeon- I however have been fortuitous and found the exit!
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Mine head hurt… where am I…
June 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Mine head hurt… where am I…
Mine scroll of doom must conclude, for night is soon to become day once more…
May 29, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Mine scroll of doom must conclude, for night is soon to become day once more…
The urge to open AO3 at mine court and reading the ancient texts in the meeting with mine archmagus be unreal…
May 26, 2025 at 7:11 AM
The urge to open AO3 at mine court and reading the ancient texts in the meeting with mine archmagus be unreal…
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May 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Frankly i feel like crab(p)
May 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Frankly i feel like crab(p)
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I have just the thing!
May 18, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I have just the thing!
I'm having a hard time seeing... and this place kind of smells funny-...
What happened?
What happened?
May 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I'm having a hard time seeing... and this place kind of smells funny-...
What happened?
What happened?
Though time spent as beetle has been enjoyable- mine cares washed away by natures bliss, i wish to return to humane form...
Anyone have a potion for such frivolous and foolish wishes?
Anyone have a potion for such frivolous and foolish wishes?
May 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Though time spent as beetle has been enjoyable- mine cares washed away by natures bliss, i wish to return to humane form...
Anyone have a potion for such frivolous and foolish wishes?
Anyone have a potion for such frivolous and foolish wishes?
Letting you all know that i passed the clerics tower today,
Had to join in for the cause, even as a beetle, i will contribute to herd immunity...
Had to join in for the cause, even as a beetle, i will contribute to herd immunity...
May 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Letting you all know that i passed the clerics tower today,
Had to join in for the cause, even as a beetle, i will contribute to herd immunity...
Had to join in for the cause, even as a beetle, i will contribute to herd immunity...
Mine court hath summoned me- a small merchant before me…
He hath not the thought-
Ere’ claim the enchanted merchantile scales doth naught work..
Mine utterances leave me:
“Thy arcane sending stone must be plugged in to work…”
Hope I get more than 5 silver for this…
He hath not the thought-
Ere’ claim the enchanted merchantile scales doth naught work..
Mine utterances leave me:
“Thy arcane sending stone must be plugged in to work…”
Hope I get more than 5 silver for this…
May 12, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Mine court hath summoned me- a small merchant before me…
He hath not the thought-
Ere’ claim the enchanted merchantile scales doth naught work..
Mine utterances leave me:
“Thy arcane sending stone must be plugged in to work…”
Hope I get more than 5 silver for this…
He hath not the thought-
Ere’ claim the enchanted merchantile scales doth naught work..
Mine utterances leave me:
“Thy arcane sending stone must be plugged in to work…”
Hope I get more than 5 silver for this…
Mine apostel turned me into a beetle…
Ere hath 8 fingers and will be on mine gate soon enough…
Ere hath 8 fingers and will be on mine gate soon enough…
May 12, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Mine apostel turned me into a beetle…
Ere hath 8 fingers and will be on mine gate soon enough…
Ere hath 8 fingers and will be on mine gate soon enough…
"This was a triumph...
Make thou notation, Enormous success,
Thou might find it challenging to overcome mine satisfaction..."
Make thou notation, Enormous success,
Thou might find it challenging to overcome mine satisfaction..."
May 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
"This was a triumph...
Make thou notation, Enormous success,
Thou might find it challenging to overcome mine satisfaction..."
Make thou notation, Enormous success,
Thou might find it challenging to overcome mine satisfaction..."
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Me after drinking it:
May 3, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Me after drinking it:
I be trying to summon thy wizards on the orb…
He doth not pick up…
I go to the latrine for 2 MINUTES!
He calleth back and chose the guilt be mine…
Fuck my silly little wizard life man…
He doth not pick up…
I go to the latrine for 2 MINUTES!
He calleth back and chose the guilt be mine…
Fuck my silly little wizard life man…
May 1, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I be trying to summon thy wizards on the orb…
He doth not pick up…
I go to the latrine for 2 MINUTES!
He calleth back and chose the guilt be mine…
Fuck my silly little wizard life man…
He doth not pick up…
I go to the latrine for 2 MINUTES!
He calleth back and chose the guilt be mine…
Fuck my silly little wizard life man…
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jealous of trees cause they get to just stand around all day
April 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
jealous of trees cause they get to just stand around all day
Here to diagnose you….
Yeah you’re under the evil curse of lycanthropy… I’m gonna need a couple vails of your blood…
Yeah you’re under the evil curse of lycanthropy… I’m gonna need a couple vails of your blood…
April 24, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Here to diagnose you….
Yeah you’re under the evil curse of lycanthropy… I’m gonna need a couple vails of your blood…
Yeah you’re under the evil curse of lycanthropy… I’m gonna need a couple vails of your blood…
If thou observe this, proclaim forth a cobalt character...
Behold! The technomancer's creation! V1 from hit game ULTRAKILL
Behold! The technomancer's creation! V1 from hit game ULTRAKILL
April 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
If thou observe this, proclaim forth a cobalt character...
Behold! The technomancer's creation! V1 from hit game ULTRAKILL
Behold! The technomancer's creation! V1 from hit game ULTRAKILL
At peace with the universe, at the cost of willful ignorance...
April 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
At peace with the universe, at the cost of willful ignorance...
One of mine associates just informed me that there is no more peace in our time...
Is everyone okay?? What is happening??....
Is everyone okay?? What is happening??....
April 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
One of mine associates just informed me that there is no more peace in our time...
Is everyone okay?? What is happening??....
Is everyone okay?? What is happening??....
In thine tavern drinking wizard ale and grumbling in abyssal... where art thou?
April 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
In thine tavern drinking wizard ale and grumbling in abyssal... where art thou?
If I had a copper for every time I had to ask merchants to erase the protection rune and redraw it I’d have a gold horde-
Which is quite a lot but it also makes sense since merchants aren’t adept with the arcane…
Which is quite a lot but it also makes sense since merchants aren’t adept with the arcane…
April 4, 2025 at 9:19 AM
If I had a copper for every time I had to ask merchants to erase the protection rune and redraw it I’d have a gold horde-
Which is quite a lot but it also makes sense since merchants aren’t adept with the arcane…
Which is quite a lot but it also makes sense since merchants aren’t adept with the arcane…