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Unseen Wizard
@unseenwizard.bsky.social
Orb ponderer, explorer of the Worlds Weave of Wizardry a

Court wizard for secretive commerce conglomerates

|| Account Marked as 16+ for reference's to Fantasy Drugs and Violence ||
I have to say it-
Things really haven’t been the same with the gnomes since “The Great Orb Shattering” of 1684…
August 2, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Mine compatriots have tossed me to the dungeon- I however have been fortuitous and found the exit!
July 29, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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July 14, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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June 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Mine head hurt… where am I…
June 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Mine scroll of doom must conclude, for night is soon to become day once more…
May 29, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The urge to open AO3 at mine court and reading the ancient texts in the meeting with mine archmagus be unreal…
May 26, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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May 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Frankly i feel like crab(p)
May 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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I have just the thing!
May 18, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I'm having a hard time seeing... and this place kind of smells funny-...
What happened?
May 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Though time spent as beetle has been enjoyable- mine cares washed away by natures bliss, i wish to return to humane form...
Anyone have a potion for such frivolous and foolish wishes?
May 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Letting you all know that i passed the clerics tower today,
Had to join in for the cause, even as a beetle, i will contribute to herd immunity...
May 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Mine court hath summoned me- a small merchant before me…
He hath not the thought-
Ere’ claim the enchanted merchantile scales doth naught work..
Mine utterances leave me:
“Thy arcane sending stone must be plugged in to work…”
Hope I get more than 5 silver for this…
May 12, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Mine apostel turned me into a beetle…

Ere hath 8 fingers and will be on mine gate soon enough…
May 12, 2025 at 6:15 AM
"This was a triumph...
Make thou notation, Enormous success,
Thou might find it challenging to overcome mine satisfaction..."
May 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Me after drinking it:
May 3, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I be trying to summon thy wizards on the orb…
He doth not pick up…
I go to the latrine for 2 MINUTES!
He calleth back and chose the guilt be mine…

Fuck my silly little wizard life man…
May 1, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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jealous of trees cause they get to just stand around all day
April 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Here to diagnose you….
Yeah you’re under the evil curse of lycanthropy… I’m gonna need a couple vails of your blood…
April 24, 2025 at 7:13 AM
If thou observe this, proclaim forth a cobalt character...

Behold! The technomancer's creation! V1 from hit game ULTRAKILL
April 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
At peace with the universe, at the cost of willful ignorance...
April 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
One of mine associates just informed me that there is no more peace in our time...
Is everyone okay?? What is happening??....
April 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
In thine tavern drinking wizard ale and grumbling in abyssal... where art thou?
April 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
If I had a copper for every time I had to ask merchants to erase the protection rune and redraw it I’d have a gold horde-
Which is quite a lot but it also makes sense since merchants aren’t adept with the arcane…
April 4, 2025 at 9:19 AM