Dallas Swoager
@untenablewhale.bsky.social
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Compulsive web comic creator. You may know me from... actually no, you probably don't. https://ko-fi.com/untenablewhale #MeatAndJeff
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Meat and Jeff 93-96

#MeatAndJeff #Ghost #Zombie #Comics #ComicStrip #Horror #Humor #Art #WebComic #WebToon
First panel: A pizza guy in a backward baseball cap is holding two pizza boxes outside. Second panel: The pizza guy is grabbed by a giant tentacle from out of panel, the pizzas go flying. Third panel: The tentacle monster is standing next to the ghost with the mustache and lets out a little burp. First panel: A double-sized panel showing the squid creature at the far left and a small white ghost emerging wearing a backward baseball cap, and a large black scary looking fanged ghost emerging to devour him. Second panel: Concerned, the large ghost looks down at the small ghost and asks, "anything?" the small ghost responds, "nope." The large ghost again asks, "nothing?" First panel: A spiky-haired ghost floats against a pale yellow sky background. He says, "Ghosts. Zombies. Vampires. What do you think would be the coolest thing to run into next." Second panel: The ghost and a zombie stare at each other silently. Third panel: The ghost says, "I sometimes forget that you're not much of a conversationalist." First panel: A zombie and a ghost are entering the woods. The ghost says, "I dunno, I think it would be cool to meet a werewolf..." a red eeyed shadow lurks in the background. Second panel: The ghost continues, "... or bigfoot..." Third panel: The ghost concludes, "... or a giant lake monster." The red eyes continue to lurk.
untenablewhale.bsky.social
Sometimes you start thinking about a movie for exactly zero reason whatsoever...
Movie poster of Ethan Hawke in the movie First Reformed
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I deleted my facebook roughly a decade ago and it was for essentially the same reason. My politics have changed a lot over that time, but even then, when I was a heck of a lot closer to their side, I just couldn't deal with the level of naked hate from people I thought I knew.
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I mean, there are some people who are just into it, but there are so many others who think they can support unthinkable cruelty and keep their hands clean.

Maybe we should all have to take a turn torturing the Omelas kid.
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gettheorion.bsky.social
Rock out with your Spock out. 🖖🏻🤘🏻
illustration of my hand raised in the air giving the Vulcan hand symbol. the hand is wearing a studded leather cuff and the sleeve is a leather jacket. the text says "For those about to Spock."
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If Windows 11 happens to be listening, I just want you to know that I hate you.
untenablewhale.bsky.social
This is very nearly the same way that Mister Worf's Neighborhood started...
Comic Strip of Mister Worf’s Neighborhood.

First panel: Worf in a red cardigan and Geordi in a teal sweater over a pink colored shirt are waiting in a corridor on the Enterprise D. Geordi says “I’m going to check on Data, He’s been acting strange ever since I started my show.”

Panel 2: Geordi waiting at Data’s door with a “chirrup” sound as a doorbell.

Panel 3: The door to Data’s quarters with the word “Enter” being spoken from within.

Panel 4: Data with a slightly graying brown beard and big poof of curly hair is painting an angry orange giant cat knocking over trees against a mountain backdrop. He is turned toward the reader asking, “what can I do for you, Geordi
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leenmcbeans.bsky.social
One of my favorite fun facts is why the TMNT are named after artists (it’s because the type of turtle they are is a “painted turtle”). I told my nephew about this and he immediately replied that there should be a Bob Ross turtle. So rather than explain the renaissance movement to him, I-
Cartoon drawing of a teenage mutant ninja turtle with a brown afro, like Bob Ross, and a yellow eye band. Labeled “Bob”, an honorary unofficial fifth TMNT. Bob looks like a shy friendly outcast ninja turtle, to be honest. Made for an 8yo boy who made a cute comment ☺️
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I'm fully prepared to retcon Bluesky as a device to wean myself off of social media.

"I wasn't able to quit cold turkey, so I decided to set up an account on Bluesky."
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gettheorion.bsky.social
Everytime I see her drawings I can't help but smile. Yumeno Six brings so much character, and joy, not only to her designs, but to the Star Trek community. That's why she's this month's featured artist.

yumenosix.neocities.org

ko-fi.com/yumenosix
chibi drawing of artist Yumeno Six. Above, the text says "Artist Alley Featured Artist for October is: Yumeno Six."
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gettheorion.bsky.social
I know you're tired and life is a lot, but...
Illustration of my duck mascot. theyre in the center of a double green circle. the text says "Hey You, Keep Giving A Shit." at both sides are hands flipping the middle finger.
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Both of my grandpas are dead. He is more than welcome to join them at his leisure... or otherwise.
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There are several nearby, but this is the closest, and definitely the most convenient for the "full amenities." The AMC, which technically isn't that far away, is kind of a pain in the ass to get to.
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I don't know how we ever survived without a Wal-Mart 🙄
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I am having more feelings than I probably should about the destruction of a mall. Both of the cultural, "you can't just tear down the Monroeville Mall," and the practical, "but that's where I watch my movies," variety.
triblive.bsky.social
For the first time since it purchased Monroeville Mall in February, Walmart has declared its intent for the 186-acre property. The mall is expected to be demolished and replaced with retail and public space, according to a state grant application Walmart submitted last month.
Walmart plans to demolish Monroeville Mall, according to state grant bid
For the first time since it purchased Monroeville Mall in February, Walmart has declared its intent for the 186-acre property. The mall is expected to be demolished and replaced with retail and public...
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allymalinenko.bsky.social
i need the horror community to know the Monroeville Mall is being torn down
untenablewhale.bsky.social
It's one thing to like a book cover and want to know who did it, but I will occasionally come across art the strongly reminds me a book cover I've seen in the past, and it feels half impossible to verify my suspicions.
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Why does tracking down a physical copy of a book feel like the easiest way to find a cover artist credit?
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Dropped the ball yesterday. Came across a Luigi Halloween mask at a thrift store and was like, "nah, pass."

My apologies. I'll try to do better in the future.
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jrmoockjr.bsky.social
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to bluesky
Please feel free to cite the Deep Magic to me!

I was there when it was written so I love talking about it :)
untenablewhale.bsky.social
I might have missed something, but that Charlie Kirk guy, isn't he already... well, you know...?
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This may seem counterintuitive, but you don't get to a Star Trek future by supporting the people who make Star Trek.

Cancel Paramount+ if you haven't already.
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That's awesome. Turns out the ones I'm thinking of are actually super popular and are still made... but are a little overpriced for what they are.
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The way my brain immediately went to a specific pair of shoes... though I think mine were from the mid-00s.