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upscalesodomite.bsky.social
Burgundy Saturniid Doomwitch
@upscalesodomite.bsky.social
A cipher in tragedy drag. Coffee roaster. Tired and Gay.
Didn't a closer use When The Man Comes Around at some point?
February 9, 2026 at 1:42 AM
btw parallel giant slalom snowboarding makes for the best sport tv full stop
February 8, 2026 at 9:37 AM
Stephin Merrit voice: I think I have **that**
February 7, 2026 at 12:39 PM
that is an Excellent Italian Greyhound
February 7, 2026 at 8:09 AM
only tangentially related to the above post, but @megrowler.fangraphs.com quote of the day: "I need the Phillies to put bidets in their clubhouse. One, you got enough raw milk in there that it just seems wise. And two, I **need** to know what Bryce Harper thinks of a bidet."
February 5, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Here's looking at you, Joel Haver.
February 5, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Like, this really could be a way forward for small theaters that subverts the streaming model.

I would say 90% of the audience are first time customers that could potentially return.
February 5, 2026 at 2:54 AM
We didn't have time for two history lessons today. That'll have to wait until Thursday.
February 4, 2026 at 4:22 PM
I had to explain to my zoomer assistant that olds like me use "hashtags to mean pounds" and blew her mind and made her job make so much more sense
February 4, 2026 at 3:45 PM
On a day off.
February 1, 2026 at 7:05 AM