Burgundy Saturniid Doomwitch
@upscalesodomite.bsky.social
A cipher in tragedy drag. Coffee roaster. Tired and Gay.
Pinned
"Destroy. Dismantle. Engulf in flames."
- J. Mantzoukas, 2025
- J. Mantzoukas, 2025
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bluesky is where elder millennials enjoying internet retirement meet younger millennials with untreated depression
December 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
bluesky is where elder millennials enjoying internet retirement meet younger millennials with untreated depression
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"My battery is low and it's getting dark." - Opportunity rover
December 1, 2025 at 12:53 PM
"My battery is low and it's getting dark." - Opportunity rover
I've been watching a bunch of jet lag colon the game and enjoying it, but what boggles the noggin is that the most privileged children on earth justify their vacations as education. this is the end game of stem propaganda. and it hurts.
December 23, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I've been watching a bunch of jet lag colon the game and enjoying it, but what boggles the noggin is that the most privileged children on earth justify their vacations as education. this is the end game of stem propaganda. and it hurts.
Can I tell you about intersectional post-structuralist theory as applied to early Soviet propaganda city symphony filmmaking?
December 14, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Can I tell you about intersectional post-structuralist theory as applied to early Soviet propaganda city symphony filmmaking?
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i had a butt baby last night and it looked like john cusack
Butt babies are having a real moment rn, and I think it's really important.
December 14, 2025 at 4:14 AM
i had a butt baby last night and it looked like john cusack
Butt babies are having a real moment rn, and I think it's really important.
December 14, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Butt babies are having a real moment rn, and I think it's really important.
I am told that he is a "hell of a nice guy", but not by her-husband-likes-slapping-ass herself
I don't know if y'all have met, but this is Her Husband Likes Slapping My Ass and Her Husband Likes Slapping My Ass's husband.
December 11, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I am told that he is a "hell of a nice guy", but not by her-husband-likes-slapping-ass herself
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happy birthday you old fuck! please keep living for at least 5 more years, please !
December 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
happy birthday you old fuck! please keep living for at least 5 more years, please !
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Giving mine big paw & very serious #CatsNoirFriday look to you all. Get some sweet sleep beautiful babies. Need lots of energy for #Caturday. Tomorrow. Family sends extra hugs 💤💙💤
December 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Giving mine big paw & very serious #CatsNoirFriday look to you all. Get some sweet sleep beautiful babies. Need lots of energy for #Caturday. Tomorrow. Family sends extra hugs 💤💙💤
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I wrote up the Cody Ponce signing and did some terrific headline work if I may be so bold
December 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I wrote up the Cody Ponce signing and did some terrific headline work if I may be so bold
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This seems a roundabout way to run a municipality.
December 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
This seems a roundabout way to run a municipality.
Live from hollywood boulevard, jemmie klimmix
guy who pronounces "climax" as "klimmix"
December 4, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Live from hollywood boulevard, jemmie klimmix
"My battery is low and it's getting dark." - Opportunity rover
December 1, 2025 at 12:53 PM
"My battery is low and it's getting dark." - Opportunity rover
There's a whole lotta 70 year old conservative guys in RF, and hear me out, what if you stopped sexually harassing me and, like I dunno, dated each other?
December 1, 2025 at 11:13 AM
There's a whole lotta 70 year old conservative guys in RF, and hear me out, what if you stopped sexually harassing me and, like I dunno, dated each other?
Oh, I'm sorry. You looked like an adult. If I knew you didn't have an asscrack, I would have appropriately warned, and apologized to, you.
December 1, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Oh, I'm sorry. You looked like an adult. If I knew you didn't have an asscrack, I would have appropriately warned, and apologized to, you.
December 1, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Hetero Pebbles
November 29, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Hetero Pebbles
I wish I excelled more at banality. That shit looks profitable.
November 29, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I wish I excelled more at banality. That shit looks profitable.
@battingaround.bsky.social just realized that Jon Bois is a whole, real person and not a snarky meme troll of jomboy.
November 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
@battingaround.bsky.social just realized that Jon Bois is a whole, real person and not a snarky meme troll of jomboy.
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the only time i ever gave back to my community (cinephile dorks whose parents claim they can't see it but we suspect are messing with us a little)
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
the only time i ever gave back to my community (cinephile dorks whose parents claim they can't see it but we suspect are messing with us a little)
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sharing this wonderful thing i made like a decade ago
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
sharing this wonderful thing i made like a decade ago
Ornery on main.
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Ornery on main.
Not being allowed to study for my autism test is a targeted cruelty.
November 24, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Not being allowed to study for my autism test is a targeted cruelty.