Zippo Bibrok
uptownmaker.bsky.social
Zippo Bibrok
@uptownmaker.bsky.social
Just, like, this guy, you know? ADHD geek and father. Painfully cishet (he/him). My block game is strong.
I am pleased to announce the genesis of a new hyperfocus! Evolutionary history, go!
October 14, 2025 at 4:28 AM
So i've taken four autism tests in the last few weeks. Each one scored me as some variation of "almost certainly autistic". I've already been diagnosed with ADHD, and I'm really struggling with the idea that I'm probably autistic too.
May 8, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Y'all, I STG I am so bad at life I would fail the Voight-Kampff test.
April 30, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Reposted by Zippo Bibrok
On this #420day, we celebrate the 52nd anniversary of performers “Gail & Dale” singing the hit, “One Toke Over the Line,” on Lawrence Welk.

Neither had an idea the song was about pot, and Welk thought the song was a “modern spiritual.”
April 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
This is bananas, y'all. An unbroken line 4.2 billion years long.
April 14, 2025 at 4:34 AM
My ridiculous human problem of the day: this wheel of brie is so large I can't figure out how to eat it
April 4, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Disaster
March 18, 2025 at 5:23 AM
How much do y'all tip a doordasher? Do you base it on price of meal, distance, weather?
March 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM