BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.

I saw this a few times and thought "surprisingly, no one has ever -- to my knowledge -- gotten mad at me on bluesky" and then this morning I remembered somebody got *tight* one time about the structure of the "Lemon, it's Wednesday" bit**.

Some people's children, I swear.