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Will Cockrell
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Black man. Cis, straight, he/him. Ally to everyone because if we don't hang together the man will damn sure hang us separate. Don't engage; just block. Would YOU like to kill Nazis with G.I. Robot?
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Republican voters did this to us, and they did it deliberately, and you are nowhere CLOSE to angry enough about that fact.
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Phew managed to make it another day without getting a nazi tattoo. It’s hard out here. Just nazi tattoos roaming the streets attaching themselves to people. Stay woke
Robo DO know Wal-Mart 👍
... probably pretty good.
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running for president in '28, my entire campaign is just two posters, one picturing prominent members of the current administration beneath the banner headline "PRISON", and another of all the leading techbros beneath the banner headline 'WE WILL TAKE ALL THEIR MONEY'
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I'll say one last thing about Platner and shut up. For me, the thing is that he says he got the skull in his 20s. Okay. We're all idiots in our 20s. But he's 40 now and never did anything about it until he got caught. He had 20 years to fix the mistake and didn't. That's bullshit.
Oh my God I hadn't watched it in so long that I'd forgotten the =entire= "Are We The Baddies?" sketch is **specifically about the Totenkopf**.
*Me clicking through* -- "Okay fine, I guess I'll keep a semi-open mind and give this a read."

*starts, sees it's by Matty Yglesias* "And I'm out."
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I have comics to write, but I have one more thing to say about Platner:

I think he's a liar.

I am a grown adult with a normal grasp of human nature and reality and I think he's lying when he says he JUST found out it's a fucking NAZI tattoo.

I think he's a liar.
"In the meantime, he was on Reddit defending other people getting SS tattoos" which let's be serious here, is a **pretty big tell** that he's lying.
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He says he got it by accident 18 years ago while drunk with his buddies in Croatia. He says no one ever told him it was a Nazi tattoo until JUST NOW while he was running for office. In the meantime, he was on Reddit defending other people getting SS tattoos. 🤷
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I honestly don't think centrists believe anything at all. Just as I don't want to see a "mainstream" presidential candidate who hounds homeless people and abandons trans people, I don't want a "progressive" Senator with a Nazi tattoo. The uprights aren't narrow here. This shouldn't be hard.
“Let him among you who is without a Nazi tattoo cast the first stone.” -The Bible
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I really liked what he was saying. But if there's any way to recover from "hey man you have a fucking SS Nazi tattoo on your tiddy and thought it was OK to have one," he did not find that path, and it's not puritanical or exclusionary to say so, and its ridiculous to even have to explain this.
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"Oh so there's no path to redemption?" Sure there is. Most paths to redemption don't run through the U.S. Senate, though. Go, live a good life. Farm oysters. Diminish and go into the East and be an always improving Graham Platner. Do not be a Senator. And remove that fucking tat.
This gif is is more appropriate for this situation than it has ever been, because the badge on his hat is ***literally what is tattooed on Graham Platner's chest***
... knew I liked this guy.
When I was a teenager, the only time you heard about IRL nazis was if someone saw skinheads or confederates hanging around Morton's Gap, and you'd drive up and provoke 'em into a fight. This wasn't, like an everyday occurrence! Nazis knew not to poke their heads out or normal folks would clobber 'em
Ten years ago you didn't hear some new scandal about Nazis every fucking day. This is not normal, and it's not okay.
"Godzilla Wears A Merkin" is the name of my next band
Godzilla wears a merkin which is a bunch willow trees strapped together.
Godzilla has a cloaca and when the flap opens you could drive a 15 passenger van into it.
I ain't ever *really* fucked with Bernie Sanders, and I was right.
Bernie about Platner,

“In all due respect, all right, what I'm worried about, 50,000 Americans may die unnecessarily? And you're worried about a tattoo?"

When I asked about his comments about sexual assault, he said "Have you served four tours of duty?" I said "I have not."

Bernie: "Ok"
Man, this Trump Take Toy pricing is both literally and figuratively a little too much to handle right now.
I sincerely apologize for finding the note of desperation in your voice when you mutter "I gotta make some cuts here!" hilarious 🤣
You suddenly wake up at three o'clock in the morning because your bed is yelling "You either need to shave your mustache or fix your teeth because you look like you gettin' ready to host Family Feud!"
These smart beds began roasting their owners during AWS outage
Eight Sleep smart beds got stuck in position and refused to cool down during Monday’s massive Amazon cloud outage.
www.pcworld.com
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FOLKS!

The Comic Shop Anthology has just 53 hours left to fund!

You telling me you're not gonna help make happen a book that features amazing talents like @parisalleyne.bsky.social, @tiredsai.bsky.social, @stephwilliams.bsky.social, @josephpillidge.bsky.social?

Let's get it funded!
Help make The Comic Book Shop a reality. This book is only made if the Kickstarter is funded.

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—looks directly at the camera—
Bernie isn't admitting he is wrong *now*.
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"US Marshal shot during immigration enforcement in LA"

* article explains he was shot by an ICE officer whose weapon discharged when he used it to smash a car window
US Marshal shot during immigration enforcement operation in LA, reports say
A U.S. Marshal was shot while assisting an immigration enforcement operation, according to several reports.
www.kktv.com