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rachel 💥
@urfirecracker.bsky.social
she/her.
relapsing hockey fan.

pittsburgh penguins. colorado avalanche. boston fleet. feminist killjoy.
this is the same mentality that made the 2014 olympic team completely irrelevant. and usa has so many better players now than then and they’ve decided to shoot themselves in the foot by not bringing them.
Other worse players can “check” but they can’t score even close to the level that Robertson can. Total boomer mentality. It’s not the 1990s anymore.
January 2, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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Other worse players can “check” but they can’t score even close to the level that Robertson can. Total boomer mentality. It’s not the 1990s anymore.
January 2, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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The dreaded 3-0 lead.
December 31, 2025 at 12:43 AM
ah yes, just as we all drew it up.
Justin Brazeau now leads NHL regulars in goals per hour and shooting percentage
December 31, 2025 at 12:46 AM
i’ll be honest i’m not comfortable with a 4 goal lead either.
December 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
oh no
ah the 3-0 lead. the most dangerous lead in hockey.

if you’re the pens.
December 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
how are you just gonna let a guy stand in front of the goalie whacking at it for that long???
December 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
thank you
avs get it together.
December 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
avs get it together.
December 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
2 avs power play goals? in this economy??
December 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
the penguins said we’re going to stop blowing leads by simply never having a lead. in fact, we will stop scoring goals altogether.
December 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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There are people doing the long, hard, unglamorous work of trying to shift things for the better in male sports cultures, particularly in hockey. It is a disservice to their efforts to pretend that real systemic problems can/have been solved by a six-episode TV show.
December 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
what’s the longest losing streak in penguins history?
December 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
i am so over mantha on pp1.
December 21, 2025 at 1:36 AM
aaaaand the pens look awful once again.
December 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Starry (K)night and the Astronauts, by Alma Thomas, 1972 (rotated), 📸 by @StephChambersPhoto
December 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
well it’s not a lead they can blow i guess.
December 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
post penguins induced crash out therapy.
December 14, 2025 at 3:01 AM
December 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
my philosophy is that if the pens don’t show up to the game i don’t have to either.
December 12, 2025 at 2:09 AM
i am over mantha on pp1 tbh.
December 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
someone sage kris letang.
December 12, 2025 at 12:49 AM
the pens did that on pride night. homophobic to me personally.
December 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
what an annoying end to a hockey game.
December 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
are you fucking kidding me?
December 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM