Silksong gave me lava nightmares
haven't had lava nightmares since I was like ten bruw
I need to go play something else

A volcano erupted in the village next to the city and soft sandstone hills rose up in a landslide like they were puff pastry. Woke up like I haven't slept at all.

Participated in a demonic death ritual to be reborn in a new body in a slightly better Ukrainian city.
Was reborn as an adult with zero memories of his past renting a run down roach infested apartment that's even worse than my current one :(

Found out that my new phone doesn't have a headphone jack while on a train at the start of a 20hr long journey 🫠

I'm trying to work on myself as a person and avoid negative speech patterns, so I reserve all my killing myself jokes for scrolling Aliexpress' plus size women's lingerie selection where the largest size is a xxxl aimed at women in the 60kg range uwu

While revelations regarding one's issues and ways to grow through them (and altogether as a person) are always appreciated, I wish my brain presented them to me in a way, uh, less unhinged than "maybe i am my own cringefail malewife".

I never name my rescue creatures to not get attached to them. Then I cry like bitch over them nonetheless ಥ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ಥ

Rip little amputee lady, I shall remember you fondly and hope we managed to give you a comfortable life while it lasted.

Asked my apartment building's groupchat if anyone knows when will the idiots playing with chainsaws right outside my windows go away – angered a whole bunch of middle aged ladies, received threats of physical violence and a lecture from the management (in person!)

Found a bee with a broken wing on the street a few days ago and felt so sad for her that I'm now waiting on my terrarium order to arrive and will make her the best fucking castle a bee could dream of to live out the rest of her life in luxury 👁️🫦👁️💅

I fell ill with COVID right as the quarantine ended in my country and consequently lost my sense of smell on the day I got news about my father's death and upcoming funeral.

His 19y/o girlfriend didn't know what to do about his high blood pressure.

Life's such a fucking joke sometimes.

you 🤝 your favorite meme

I downloaded Twitter many years ago to get bonuses in mobile games for lonely little girls. Now look how far we've come.