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Odesa-based annoying little goblin :3c
The 4XL panties for my Jupiter sized ass finally came in the mail. XXXXL. I don't own bananas, so heres shit I had laying around for scale (and a centimeter tape). They do fit, but are kinda tight.

Looking back, I'm kinda glad I didn't have access to Ali as a kid, or I would've offed myself at 15.
September 25, 2024 at 2:55 PM
On one hand, I could've been the bigger person and kept quiet. On the other – they complained several times that we must be making drugs in our flat because we use spices in our cooking??? Why else would you be using garlic so often unless you're doing it to hide drugs??7

So fuck em.
December 24, 2023 at 1:18 AM
The very next day a manager lady got into a fight with a tenant in the chat, straight up alluded to his AND his mother's personal qualities, and told him to learn how to write before commenting...

She made 3 different mistakes in that short message. I pointed them out. Got deleted from the chat.
December 24, 2023 at 1:10 AM
The gist of the lecture was "how dare I call them idiots, we'd have to ~pay money~ to someone who knows what they're doing and these kids are cutting trees up for free!"

The dude came to our apartment late in the evening to berate me like a child. It was honestly almost amusing, shouting aside.
December 24, 2023 at 1:04 AM
She lives in an old blender cup for now, with fresh and sugar water and daily fresh flowers. But as she's not the first crippled/elderly insect we're housing (last autumn it was an elderly mantis lady), I figured it might be best to buy a nice spacious enclosure for these kinds of situations.
July 22, 2023 at 9:48 PM
Still haven't regained neither the sense of smell nor respect for my father.
But it is what it is.
July 3, 2023 at 3:57 PM