when he immediately called it an “opportunity” i literally irl winced

i actually did that with the most recent one and nobody has said anything yet. might keep doing that

security question: how do you take your loam

no! no!!!!

lol

anyway catch me miserable and sober at every function and event. drugs are for me time

i love blurry by puddle of mudd but i definitely pretended i didn’t when i was 12 (:

youtu.be/TdZneWrbnD4?...

i use them for chips also 🥢 honestly one of the most powerful utensils

it’s a british series where a bunch of comedians are given silly/absurd tasks to complete which they’re then judged on. it’s honestly impossible to explain well u should just watch

really ??? that’s good to know bc i might have a meltdown once i catch up