saint jessica
@usako.bsky.social
ancient being, very cursed
me nolentem fata trahunt
me nolentem fata trahunt
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it’s in the air bsky.app/profile/usak...
finally reading moby dick. why didn't anyone tell me that it's good
January 7, 2026 at 4:47 AM
it’s in the air bsky.app/profile/usak...
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look at my book!!!! look at it!!!! it’s perfect
January 7, 2026 at 12:04 AM
look at my book!!!! look at it!!!! it’s perfect
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sorry could you repeat the question one more time
January 6, 2026 at 7:14 PM
sorry could you repeat the question one more time
going psycho mode bc i have a new web project idea. nothing pathological to see here :)
January 6, 2026 at 5:19 PM
going psycho mode bc i have a new web project idea. nothing pathological to see here :)
i had a dream that my parents wanted me to wake up and go somewhere and started trying to pull me out of my bed and my bf woke me up bc i was thrashing. mundane nightmares are gonna be huge in 2026 i can feel it
January 5, 2026 at 8:15 AM
i had a dream that my parents wanted me to wake up and go somewhere and started trying to pull me out of my bed and my bf woke me up bc i was thrashing. mundane nightmares are gonna be huge in 2026 i can feel it
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i know i’m 100 years late to this game but i’m obsessed with the insane pseudo middle english dialect
January 2, 2026 at 9:54 PM
i know i’m 100 years late to this game but i’m obsessed with the insane pseudo middle english dialect
1) none of ur business 2) i had a coworker with a lawful evil setup (discovered during a zoom call) and it was so chilling
How do yall have your beds set up???
I’m true neutral.
I’m true neutral.
January 2, 2026 at 7:51 AM
1) none of ur business 2) i had a coworker with a lawful evil setup (discovered during a zoom call) and it was so chilling
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Mamdani: As my first order of business, we are bringing back twee. This is a millennial city now
January 2, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Mamdani: As my first order of business, we are bringing back twee. This is a millennial city now
thank god
Report: No One Currently Thinking About You https://theonion.com/report-no-one-currently-thinking-about-you-1819579510/
January 2, 2026 at 2:13 AM
thank god
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G214.3
Witch
with nine rows
of teeth.
Witch
with nine rows
of teeth.
January 1, 2026 at 8:44 PM
G214.3
Witch
with nine rows
of teeth.
Witch
with nine rows
of teeth.
octopus 🐙 traveler 🧳
January 1, 2026 at 8:58 PM
octopus 🐙 traveler 🧳
my bf handed me a sock (his) in his sleep last night and said “it’s yours”
me: is it?
him: stop making fun of me
me: is it?
him: stop making fun of me
January 1, 2026 at 5:31 PM
my bf handed me a sock (his) in his sleep last night and said “it’s yours”
me: is it?
him: stop making fun of me
me: is it?
him: stop making fun of me
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my favorite song about going to an art museum
January 1, 2026 at 3:42 PM
my favorite song about going to an art museum
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B214.1.4
Singing dog.
Singing dog.
December 31, 2025 at 11:44 AM
B214.1.4
Singing dog.
Singing dog.
nobody has ever been mad at me because i have never done anything wrong in my life :0)
What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
December 31, 2025 at 10:18 AM
nobody has ever been mad at me because i have never done anything wrong in my life :0)
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guy who believes tingle from zelda is named tinkle: my favorite zelda character is probably tinkle
December 30, 2025 at 4:12 AM
guy who believes tingle from zelda is named tinkle: my favorite zelda character is probably tinkle
can u believe the nerve of this one
December 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
can u believe the nerve of this one
tired of reviews that are like “warning: unhappy ending!!!” god forbid. hard times out there for lovers of evil and fucked up fiction
December 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
tired of reviews that are like “warning: unhappy ending!!!” god forbid. hard times out there for lovers of evil and fucked up fiction
king 😌 i’ll do my best
Well, now I'm an English professor...
December 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
king 😌 i’ll do my best
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california unemployment was out of pocket for this one...
February 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
california unemployment was out of pocket for this one...
i think.i am sick nice hell yes ftw
December 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
i think.i am sick nice hell yes ftw
i never even liked the name jessica
December 28, 2025 at 4:38 AM
i never even liked the name jessica