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Media archivist. Elder millennial. Exiled Californian. Avatar is Jennifer Connelly from Dark City on 35mm. Banner is a bunch of vintage TVs. he/they/any/all
Depends on which dad. If I were this Thomas then now we're talking
November 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Depends on which dad. If I were this Thomas then now we're talking
name your favorite superhero that isn’t dc or marvel
November 8, 2025 at 3:45 AM
name your favorite superhero that isn’t dc or marvel
"Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?"
November 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
"Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?"
Embrace squid
November 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Embrace squid
Reading this new book about Talking Heads and ran into an absolutely baffling chapter opener. Taking shots at the Farrelly brothers' output in the 90s in 2025 is strange enough. What's worse is I'm not sure what movie the author is mad at. Dumb and dumber? Kingpin? Way to hold a grudge dude.
November 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Reading this new book about Talking Heads and ran into an absolutely baffling chapter opener. Taking shots at the Farrelly brothers' output in the 90s in 2025 is strange enough. What's worse is I'm not sure what movie the author is mad at. Dumb and dumber? Kingpin? Way to hold a grudge dude.
Scott Adams after being put through Trump's new healthcare:
November 3, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Scott Adams after being put through Trump's new healthcare:
Walked into my kitchen to see my kid has apparently joined the Dark Brotherhood
November 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Walked into my kitchen to see my kid has apparently joined the Dark Brotherhood
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
October 30, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
Decided to check out director Tony Randal's Wiki page and it is one of the most incredible examples of "I wrote my own Wikipedia page." It's not even an amusing anecdote! It sounds like he managed to annoy Anne Bancroft AND Mel Brooks on two separate occasions.
October 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Decided to check out director Tony Randal's Wiki page and it is one of the most incredible examples of "I wrote my own Wikipedia page." It's not even an amusing anecdote! It sounds like he managed to annoy Anne Bancroft AND Mel Brooks on two separate occasions.
I'm literally eating dominos as I type this and I agree
October 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I'm literally eating dominos as I type this and I agree
On Wednesdays we wear black
October 22, 2025 at 1:13 PM
On Wednesdays we wear black
Worthy of a statue
October 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Worthy of a statue
Define "perfect ending"?
October 19, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Define "perfect ending"?
I love a good forest green like that of a 1995 Ford Taurus
October 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I love a good forest green like that of a 1995 Ford Taurus
September 30th / October 1st
October 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
September 30th / October 1st
I also strive to be evil ernie, all things considered
September 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I also strive to be evil ernie, all things considered
drop something MEDICAL
September 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
drop something MEDICAL
Reposted cause the first image was huge
September 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Reposted cause the first image was huge
Announcing my new think tank
September 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Announcing my new think tank
All the easy quote tweets talking Joker or Condiment King
Have you truly never heard of my boy, Gentleman Ghost?
Have you truly never heard of my boy, Gentleman Ghost?
September 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
All the easy quote tweets talking Joker or Condiment King
Have you truly never heard of my boy, Gentleman Ghost?
Have you truly never heard of my boy, Gentleman Ghost?
#99 Born on the Fourth of July (1989)
September 13, 2025 at 3:33 AM
#99 Born on the Fourth of July (1989)
Laserdisc finds are always important. My wife recently found this Winsor McCay set at a half price books. Id take off the sticker but the drawing underneath seems suspiciously racist! #VideoVVednesday
September 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Laserdisc finds are always important. My wife recently found this Winsor McCay set at a half price books. Id take off the sticker but the drawing underneath seems suspiciously racist! #VideoVVednesday
Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.
September 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.
Anger, confusion, fear, and a few laughs. Those were all things I felt watching Envy (2004). The other movies were all interesting in their own way.
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
September 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Anger, confusion, fear, and a few laughs. Those were all things I felt watching Envy (2004). The other movies were all interesting in their own way.
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched