vampi
@uselessvampire.bsky.social
she/her
20
lesbian with too much sapphic desire
if i made your timeline weirder, oops my bad
20
lesbian with too much sapphic desire
if i made your timeline weirder, oops my bad
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when you're kinky and you're reading a kink story you forget in your horny bliss that 5% of all kink stories are written by motherfuckers who are enamored and get off to the concept of darkness and death
i've been lulled into this false sense of security then BANG, they die
i've been lulled into this false sense of security then BANG, they die
January 29, 2026 at 7:24 AM
when you're kinky and you're reading a kink story you forget in your horny bliss that 5% of all kink stories are written by motherfuckers who are enamored and get off to the concept of darkness and death
i've been lulled into this false sense of security then BANG, they die
i've been lulled into this false sense of security then BANG, they die
maybe i should actually start trying to reply to ppl on here...
but on second thought nah, too scary...
but on second thought nah, too scary...
January 28, 2026 at 6:51 AM
maybe i should actually start trying to reply to ppl on here...
but on second thought nah, too scary...
but on second thought nah, too scary...
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we're reading some dracula chat
hopefully we can finish instead of forgetting like all the yuri i've tried reading
hopefully we can finish instead of forgetting like all the yuri i've tried reading
January 27, 2026 at 7:43 AM
we're reading some dracula chat
hopefully we can finish instead of forgetting like all the yuri i've tried reading
hopefully we can finish instead of forgetting like all the yuri i've tried reading
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i could be having so much more fun if i was a little more delulu and willing to be slightly annoying about it
January 24, 2026 at 12:03 AM
i could be having so much more fun if i was a little more delulu and willing to be slightly annoying about it
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i gotta lock in and read vampire yuri...
January 19, 2026 at 3:20 AM
i gotta lock in and read vampire yuri...
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SMART GIRLS SAVE THE WORLD
January 18, 2026 at 10:32 PM
SMART GIRLS SAVE THE WORLD
proportions are evil man cuz fym all the fun proportions are hot?
January 15, 2026 at 6:26 PM
proportions are evil man cuz fym all the fun proportions are hot?
i am sick of people talking about AI doomsday or whatever
no google is not going to make AM or skynet whatever other stupid dorky science fiction that somehow keeps you up at night
the only reason those things can do ANYTHING is because they were given the tools necessary and those don't exist
no google is not going to make AM or skynet whatever other stupid dorky science fiction that somehow keeps you up at night
the only reason those things can do ANYTHING is because they were given the tools necessary and those don't exist
January 10, 2026 at 11:13 PM
i am sick of people talking about AI doomsday or whatever
no google is not going to make AM or skynet whatever other stupid dorky science fiction that somehow keeps you up at night
the only reason those things can do ANYTHING is because they were given the tools necessary and those don't exist
no google is not going to make AM or skynet whatever other stupid dorky science fiction that somehow keeps you up at night
the only reason those things can do ANYTHING is because they were given the tools necessary and those don't exist
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i wish i'd be invited to play games with people
and no i don't mean like the very temporal message while im sleeping and then we just never do it i guess
PLEASE LET ME JOIN YOU ANOTHER TIME PLEASE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
and no i don't mean like the very temporal message while im sleeping and then we just never do it i guess
PLEASE LET ME JOIN YOU ANOTHER TIME PLEASE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
January 8, 2026 at 12:43 AM
i wish i'd be invited to play games with people
and no i don't mean like the very temporal message while im sleeping and then we just never do it i guess
PLEASE LET ME JOIN YOU ANOTHER TIME PLEASE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
and no i don't mean like the very temporal message while im sleeping and then we just never do it i guess
PLEASE LET ME JOIN YOU ANOTHER TIME PLEASE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i wish we had a cobblemon-esque project for a backrooms minecraft mod
like seriously... every time i see a video on that it's just "I DEVELOPED THE BACKROOMS IN MINECRAFT" and every time they are developing the world generation from scratch...
Every. Single. Time.
like seriously... every time i see a video on that it's just "I DEVELOPED THE BACKROOMS IN MINECRAFT" and every time they are developing the world generation from scratch...
Every. Single. Time.
January 6, 2026 at 4:02 PM
i wish we had a cobblemon-esque project for a backrooms minecraft mod
like seriously... every time i see a video on that it's just "I DEVELOPED THE BACKROOMS IN MINECRAFT" and every time they are developing the world generation from scratch...
Every. Single. Time.
like seriously... every time i see a video on that it's just "I DEVELOPED THE BACKROOMS IN MINECRAFT" and every time they are developing the world generation from scratch...
Every. Single. Time.
my ass has been getting out of this depression a bit which has been making me wanna cook
problem is... no eggs for fried rice... i know... we have every other ingredient (other than a meat to spoil myself)
truly we live in hard times chat
problem is... no eggs for fried rice... i know... we have every other ingredient (other than a meat to spoil myself)
truly we live in hard times chat
January 3, 2026 at 11:43 AM
my ass has been getting out of this depression a bit which has been making me wanna cook
problem is... no eggs for fried rice... i know... we have every other ingredient (other than a meat to spoil myself)
truly we live in hard times chat
problem is... no eggs for fried rice... i know... we have every other ingredient (other than a meat to spoil myself)
truly we live in hard times chat
oh and happy new year yippee
January 1, 2026 at 4:19 AM
oh and happy new year yippee
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am i mature enough for most people who would be into me?
i do not want to find a girl who im into and her to be like "erm, nah i dont fw you... you're too autistic like that"
it'd literally be so over
i do not want to find a girl who im into and her to be like "erm, nah i dont fw you... you're too autistic like that"
it'd literally be so over
January 1, 2026 at 3:35 AM
am i mature enough for most people who would be into me?
i do not want to find a girl who im into and her to be like "erm, nah i dont fw you... you're too autistic like that"
it'd literally be so over
i do not want to find a girl who im into and her to be like "erm, nah i dont fw you... you're too autistic like that"
it'd literally be so over
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have a very sadako christmas
December 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
have a very sadako christmas
wanting to buy/play a fighting game but having no one else to play it with...
what is one to do in such circumstance
what is one to do in such circumstance
December 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM
wanting to buy/play a fighting game but having no one else to play it with...
what is one to do in such circumstance
what is one to do in such circumstance
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