vampi
uselessvampire.bsky.social
vampi
@uselessvampire.bsky.social
she/her
20
lesbian with too much sapphic desire
if i made your timeline weirder, oops my bad
by the way, no shame to you if that's your thing but GAHD DAMN... please tag your shit

my kink is good endings bro, i liek when everyone happi :D
January 29, 2026 at 7:28 AM
it is being psycho-memetically COCK BLOCKED by some evil malevolent goblin whom i must respect because this is a polite society and i am not an animal

you manipulate the voice in my head to sing such beautiful tunes only to take it from me RIGHT AT THE GOOD PART
January 29, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Spamton fans when they see a pop up window
spongebob and squidward are standing in front of a window .
Alt: spoingbob
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2026 at 4:07 AM
as a first impression i will say though that the word choices are very good like... it's just very good prose that reading makes your brain happy when you imagine it

also i think that bram really likes it when dracula talks
January 27, 2026 at 7:47 AM
i wanna feel like someone else for a little bit
January 24, 2026 at 12:05 AM
people keep talking about catastrophy and shit but the worst thing that has happened is that you can ask it to harass people
January 10, 2026 at 11:20 PM
there are no autonomous factories, there are no autonomous trade routes, there are no autonomous semi-trucks, there are no autonomous mines...

there are no autonomous tools or technologies capable of bringing about doomsday without human intervention
January 10, 2026 at 11:17 PM
if we could get a mod that is survival focused on scavenging and exploration with the very rare monster (like 1 for every 3 hours or more)

would genuinely be peak and would be a nice break from a lot of the other minecraft mods you know?
January 6, 2026 at 4:10 PM
50% of the video is them solving an already solved problem then 20% is them making a monster

then showing it off to a friend

it's the same thing and i keep eating it up because i respect mod makers too much to be incurious of how they do one the best ideas for a minecraft mod (even if done poorly)
January 6, 2026 at 4:04 PM