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@usernamedme.bsky.social
I'm just like you, only different.
Find something better to do than follow me. I'm not here for you, just sarcasm. Your approval is not needed.
Find something better to do than follow me. I'm not here for you, just sarcasm. Your approval is not needed.
I've noticed you talk about yourself an awful lot
presenting your family history and resume of personal achievements
Lots of politicians serve
What have you done for your constituents?
presenting your family history and resume of personal achievements
Lots of politicians serve
What have you done for your constituents?
January 6, 2026 at 9:14 AM
I've noticed you talk about yourself an awful lot
presenting your family history and resume of personal achievements
Lots of politicians serve
What have you done for your constituents?
presenting your family history and resume of personal achievements
Lots of politicians serve
What have you done for your constituents?
How many $Billions Tim? Any idea?
January 6, 2026 at 8:54 AM
How many $Billions Tim? Any idea?
Kelly is great at playing the victim while on offense
And no I don't think he's a victim
See how that works
And no I don't think he's a victim
See how that works
January 6, 2026 at 8:47 AM
Kelly is great at playing the victim while on offense
And no I don't think he's a victim
See how that works
And no I don't think he's a victim
See how that works
Don't quote a Somali congresswoman
January 4, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Don't quote a Somali congresswoman
Did he make you Google?
January 4, 2026 at 10:22 AM
Did he make you Google?
Pretty clear the Newsweek article was brought to you by the Newsom campaign
December 31, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Pretty clear the Newsweek article was brought to you by the Newsom campaign
If this is new to you, congratulations
December 31, 2025 at 7:13 AM
If this is new to you, congratulations
Just put 8 tablespoons of sugar in a bowl of milk
A body won't know the difference
A body won't know the difference
December 31, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Just put 8 tablespoons of sugar in a bowl of milk
A body won't know the difference
A body won't know the difference
I can't get no.....satisfaction...
but I try
and I try
and I try
and I try
I can't get no!
but I try
and I try
and I try
and I try
I can't get no!
December 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I can't get no.....satisfaction...
but I try
and I try
and I try
and I try
I can't get no!
but I try
and I try
and I try
and I try
I can't get no!
Epstein's officially connected to the New York Times
That's got bad news written all over it
That's got bad news written all over it
December 19, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Epstein's officially connected to the New York Times
That's got bad news written all over it
That's got bad news written all over it
Biden could yell nonsense like a pro
Trump is just yelling nonsense
and that's not hyperbole
Trump is just yelling nonsense
and that's not hyperbole
December 19, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Biden could yell nonsense like a pro
Trump is just yelling nonsense
and that's not hyperbole
Trump is just yelling nonsense
and that's not hyperbole
Get your Ozempic from CVS and pay $1200 a month for your principles
December 19, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Get your Ozempic from CVS and pay $1200 a month for your principles
First time managing a budget
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 AM
First time managing a budget
Not enforcing the law is the easiest way to lower crime rates
December 19, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Not enforcing the law is the easiest way to lower crime rates
Maybe he's planning to put the JFK files on display there
December 19, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Maybe he's planning to put the JFK files on display there
73% of mass shootings are with handguns according to the Rockefeller Institute of Government which has compiled statistics on mass shootings since 1960.
December 14, 2025 at 4:55 AM
73% of mass shootings are with handguns according to the Rockefeller Institute of Government which has compiled statistics on mass shootings since 1960.
Was rep Garcia also telling us that behind closed doors Biden was sharp and energetic?
December 14, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Was rep Garcia also telling us that behind closed doors Biden was sharp and energetic?
Let me fix it for you "lawyer charged with tax evasion for claiming pet's name as dependent"
December 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Let me fix it for you "lawyer charged with tax evasion for claiming pet's name as dependent"