Also, there's no way that things like "kilroy was here" isn't 67 for the Boomers. I refuse to believe otherwise.

And it's not new. Here I'm mostly thinking of the Nirvana album baby because he tries to capitalize on that fame every few years, and it just... feels sad. Let alone the minefield of children in Hollywood. But... yeah, the absurdism is not new. You can't complain about 67 if you were a rawr XD kid.

Some of them were intentionally sharing content that happened to go viral, and I'd like to hope they were able to spin in their favor? But then you have all the random photo-meme people and I just... cannot imagine. Do you put 'Bad Luck Brian' on your resume? Do you have the best office icebreaker?

And you'd think there would be no hurdle- badger badger is still peak humor, I will forever tell people to take a nap and then fire ze missiles. But something about the lack of a funny source video just confuses me. It's just some kid? (Some poor kid who will have web-fame trauma in a few years.)

This was honestly my biggest hurdle to understanding 67. All of the other funny number memes came from sex or drug references, and this one is just... not? No June 7th blaze it, no shape of 67 being suggestive, it just... is? When was the last time we had a meme like that?

Also-- this was a pre-cooked, spiral cut ham. All they had to do was reheat it, maybe apply a glaze if they felt fancy. Apparently this could not be done without 36 hours in a crockpot.

I always conflate the "Ren and Stimpy" asshole with the "Earthworm Jim" asshole. Which is unfortunate, because Kricfalusi is so much worse than TenNapel.

Family in charge of the ham informs us they soaked it in gallons of marinade and cooked it in a crockpot for 36 hours. That... would explain why it is incredibly dry and bright purple, so we eat it. Everyone gets food poisoning. The purple was actually from 3+ years of frostbite damage.

I think I'd delete Vaporeon, if only to see which poor pokemon would take its place in the replacement cursed copypasta.

That quest felt more like a retcon to me-- I would totally believe Drifloon would carry off pets and small animals. You've also got Yamask, the ghost of a dead person holding a mask that looks like its face.

I think they'd use the CGI from the Cats movie for that extra cursed slightly-human vibe.

Even then, it was less "How much damage can they do?" and more "Hopefully I'm just over-reacting, and they will at least pretend to be subtle with their sweeping cruelty policies."

Doesn't quite look human enough. Maybe if I knew its opinions regarding thumb ownership?

Sellsword Arts has some great videos about reverse grip, and how it is always terrible no matter what type of weapon it is. They've got some great content if you can handle their high energy. (They lean heavily into 60 second reels.)

None birds, left pear tree. Got it.