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@usps.bsky.social
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Amateur Titanic Historian, Baseball Nerd, and Simpsons quoter. I make money by giving you stuff you don't want every day. The United States Postal Service does not sanction or endorse anything I have to say about anything ever.
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usps.bsky.social
Doesn't appear to have today's games either, though. Sorry!
usps.bsky.social
This includes the wild card round, too.
usps.bsky.social
I just wanted the same build dimensions as the old vehicle but with a/c and airbags, man. This thing is gonna be a nightmare for anyone with curbside delivery routes. Plus they're gonna be adding in a whole bunch of "spy on carriers to micromanage their entire day" tech bullshit to them
usps.bsky.social
Is that another tally in the "behind every right wing grifter is a failed shot at Hollywood arch" column?
usps.bsky.social
Down 4 in the 8th inning, 2 outs, bases loaded on two consecutive walks, and you swing at the first pitch lmao Austin Wells you ignorant slut
usps.bsky.social
Every time these clowns threaten to walk off the job if they don't like the new mayor, I don't know how everyone doesn't read that as a reflection on cops, and not the politician.

Also get real, none of you lazy unaccountable oafs are leaving your comfy 200K job playing Candy Crush at Penn Station
usps.bsky.social
Yes, he said they're a real, dangerous organization whose roots go back to the Weimar Republic. Helluva thing to talk about the dangers of a group because their origins are in stopping nazis.
usps.bsky.social
This during the same roundtable where Jack Posobiec said antifa is 100 years old. Let that poor woman live out the final days of her 115+ year existence, man!
usps.bsky.social
Bake sale and car wash fundraisers will fall far short of their goals, and the owner of the Toyota dealership in the next town, John Elway, will buy their field at auction to be paved over for their new inventory.
usps.bsky.social
Meanwhile, by this time next year, Bill Belichick will find himself in an Emilio Estevez-in-Mighty Ducks type situation, forced to coach a youth football team of rag tag misfits while he tries to date one of their mothers. They will go 2-14 and the league will be dismantled.
lukeoneil47.bsky.social
Bill Belichick forced Tom Brady, the Tom Brady you have heard of, from football, out of the door. Brady immediately and hilariously won another Super Bowl the next season.
usps.bsky.social
I believe Balloon Boy had roughly equal staying power in the headlines.
usps.bsky.social
Lima, Peru is now the last place on earth still talking about Kirk, and even they don't know why. Donald Trump has already forgotten who that is. History has rendered its verdict: he is irrelevant.
nytimes.com
Rafael López Aliaga, the right-wing mayor of Lima, Peru, widely known as “Porky,” held a Charlie Kirk memorial — filled with attendees bused in from poor neighborhoods — as he sought help from the Trump administration. Many others were more confused. “Who’s Charlie Kirk?”
How the Right Uses Charlie Kirk’s Death to Further Their Policies
The mayor of Lima, Peru, held a Charlie Kirk memorial — filled with attendees bused in from poor neighborhoods — as he sought help from the Trump administration.
nyti.ms
usps.bsky.social
Your own post I'm quoting says we have to sacrifice rights, dipshit.
usps.bsky.social
Name the specific people and the specific rights we have to sacrifice for electoral victory and sit down across from a group of those people and say it to their face, or shut the fuck up.
talleststone.bsky.social
I hate to say it but the majority of the country is not going to die on the hill of trans rights. We can’t protect ANY groups if we can’t win a national election, so purity tests only serve to make specific groups feel triumphant. That’s not “erasing” them; it’s long-horizon strategy.
usps.bsky.social
Boy you sure are spending a lot of time fighting here for a guy who thinks their adversary is a bot.
usps.bsky.social
I think Disney Adults are already Disney Adults for fascism.
usps.bsky.social
A lot of these things were always obviously bad ideas, but the Trump era has really exposed how stupid the entire structure of our democracy is when all it takes is a couple guys going "nah I'm not gonna do that" to dismantle us.
usps.bsky.social
I'm sure there are other legal pathways to getting her seated, but "let's let your political adversaries decide whether or not an elected representative can take their seat" is another one of those classic "boy that seems like an oversight" moments in American politics.
jamiedupree.bsky.social
2:15 pm - Speaker Johnson says Rep.-elect Adelita Grijalva D-AZ can be sworn in 'as soon as she wants.'

Two hours later, GOP tells reporters Grijalva won't be sworn in until the government shutdown is over.
usps.bsky.social
Same thing as when they struck down student loan forgiveness, or upheld the right of a cake maker to discriminate against gay people. In modern conservatism, you're either making up a guy to get mad at, or you're a made-up guy getting mad.
tomscocca.bsky.social
It's not just that they're going to strike down a law against conversion therapy, it's that they're going to do it on behalf of made-up claims from a straw plaintiff who can't honestly show the law affected her at all
tomscocca.bsky.social
One thing about American's widespread distrust and disapproval of the Supreme Court is that mainstream news coverage mostly doesn't dwell on stuff like standing, so people don't even begin to grasp how rigged the Court truly is www.nytimes.com/live/2025/10...
usps.bsky.social
Remember when Don Jr. fucked this guy's wife.
lgbtqnation.com
Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85
usps.bsky.social
The slicked back hair alone will probably lose him a half dozen primaries
usps.bsky.social
She reads fantasy erotica novels all day on the couch, only interrupted when Ben insists she look up to see the Kill Cam from his latest Call of Duty kill.
usps.bsky.social
I own a dairy farm and sit atop an infinite supply of rennet, and this still reigns supreme in my household
usps.bsky.social
No one on the planet is more consumed by the fear of their own mortality.
washingtonpost.com
The U.S. Treasury shared a proposal to mint $1 Trump coins to mark America’s 250th anniversary.

But U.S. code says only deceased individuals may appear on U.S. currency, a tradition dating back to efforts to break from monarchical rule. https://wapo.st/4pWsyL3