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Jakey Jakers
@utterlyjake.bsky.social
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An autistic Goofball (PhD) & a ticking timebomb of sheer nuke-tier anxiety. I write quirky animated scripts and stuff that's rather a bit weird. Like my stories, I'm a work in progress. (He/Him)
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I firmly believe I am talented at world building, crafting characters (and their backstories!) and, of course, writing a damn good fight scene. Especially when it's to the death.🔥
Page 32 of the Star Ducks pilot. --- STAR PAD STOP! That child is pre-space. Any interactions at all from post-space societies is an extreme violation of the Galactic Code. SAGITTARIA Who cares? She needs help! Sagittaria leaps off of The Quackening. Briefly stumbles from pain. She tanks it, chasing after Bonita and the clig. EXT. JUNGLE - DAY Bonita flees from the clig. It gradually steers her towards a circular grove surrounded by boulders; a sort of makeshift arena. Bonita runs into the grove -- EXT. CLIG GROVE - CONTINUOUS -- Realising too late that she has been cornered by the clig. She trembles as it stomps towards her. WHACK! The clig grunts from being whipped. It turns around to face Sagittaria. SAGITTARIA Leave her alone you brute! WHACK! She whips the clig again. It SNARLS, no longer concerning itself with Bonita. SAGITTARIA (to Bonita) Run! Hide! I’ll take it from here! Bonita tilts her head, uncomprehending. Another snarl from the clig is enough for her to get the message and run. She stops mid-escape. She hides within some tall grass by the grove’s entrance, settling to watch the fight. The clig charges at Sagittaria. She panics, leaping to the side just in time to evade the clig’s jaw. It SMASHES its face upon one of the boulders and spits out some broken teeth. Blood trickles from its mouth. SAGITTARIA Uh... sure, that’ll work! She runs to the other side of the grove as the clig regains its bearings. She pulls a face at it and slaps her butt. SAGITTARIA C’mon! Over here stupid! The clig ROARS and charges at her. Sagittaria grimaces. SAGITTARIA Almost, almost... now! She whips the clig in one of its eyes, leaping aside just in time for it to smash into the boulder. More broken teeth. More thick splatters of blood. Bonita watches on, stars practically in her eyes. BONITA Aw yeah! Give him the knock-out adventure buddy! SMASH HIM! The clig SCREECHES and thunders towards Sagittaria. Before she can leap aside she strains a burn mark. The pain slows her down, enough for the clig’s leg to clip her. Sagittaria is sent flying left, while the quack hand is sent flying to the right. SAGITTARIA Oh quack! The bloodied clig stomps towards her, SNARLING. BONITA (O.S.) Get away from my adventure buddy! The clig turns back to Bonita, she having climbed upon a boulder. She throws bolts at the clig. One hits it right in the eye Sagittaria already struck, further infuriating it. The clig starts approaching Bonita, only for Sagittaria to throw a rock at it. SAGITTARIA Stay away from the kid, freakshow! The clig resumes its approach to Sagittaria, backing her towards the boulders. Bonita fumbles, searching for an idea. BONITA Of course! She reaches into her backpack. Takes out the Bread Bomber. BONITA Go long adventure buddy! Club that clig with this clug! She throws the gun with all her might. It lands right in Sagittaria’s hands just as the clig corners her. She grins madly, switching the safety catch off and aiming the gun right at the clig’s mouth.
January 15, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
Control instruction page for 'POP!', a game about a balloon dog called pop who seeks to reach the moon. The screen is surrounded by a balloon border. Within the border are the controls (i.e 'press the space bar and he will bark'). Pop himself is pictured, as is a grey cat... yeah, sharp claws, balloon dog, you do the math.
January 15, 2026 at 12:37 AM
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#PortfolioDay #ScriptSky

THE VEGETARIAN ZOMBIE🥕🧟‍♀️

When the Princess of the Zombies is outed as a vegetarian, she runs away from home, finding a portal into the monster multiverse and proof that her Father, the missing King, is still un-alive.

Banjo-Kazooie X Infinity Train

Danger undead ahead!
Cassidy plays hackey-sack (or keepy-uppy if you prefer) with her own detached head. She is a zombie, after all~ Artwork done by @cyndavilachase.bsky.social‬. Cassidy & her friend Akila play jump rope together. The thing is, Akila is a mummy & uses her bandages... while Cassidy is a zombie & uses her own intestines. @doobledabbadoo.bsky.social Scorch squirms into Cassidy’s backpack as she runs off. Grimly follows right behind her. GRAVEL I’ll catch up! Later dude! Cassidy flees through the caverns, dodging Grimly’s attempts to pounce on her. As they head deeper underground their chase triggers a rockslide throughout the caverns. Cassidy runs into a tunnel, barely avoiding a large amount of debris. Grimly is crushed under several tons of rock. INT. UNDERGROUND TUNNEL - CONTINUOUS Cassidy stares at the rubble in utter HORROR. CASSIDY Grimly! An arm BURSTS through the rubble, making a grab for Cassidy. She screams, fleeing as Grimly hauls himself through. Cassidy reaches a fork in the tunnel. Left or right? The sound of running water is audible towards the right. She follows the sound with Grimly closing in on her. INT. UNDERGROUND RIVER - CONTINUOUS A mighty river flows in the middle of the cavern. Cassidy screeches to a halt - dead end! Scorch peers out from within the backpack, chittering in fright. CASSIDY No, no, no! CAPTAIN GRIMLY End of the line! Cassidy removes her head and throws it with all her might. It lands on the other side of the river - right on the edge. Her body vanishes into the ground an instant before Grimly can grab her, popping out beneath her head across the river. CASSIDY Whoa! She wobbles at the edge of the river... and falls in! She can’t fight the fierce current. She screams as she’s dragged down the river, barely grabbing onto a stalagmite. CAPTAIN GRIMLY Hold on Princess! He rushes to her aid, effortlessly leaping off of precarious rocks until he’s in range to hold out his hand. CAPTAIN GRIMLY Take my hand! Cassidy looks between him and the looming darkness where the river leads. She hesitates. CAPTAIN GRIMLY Princess, think about what you’re doing! Please! She blinks away tears, and thinks about it. RENDER (V.O) Freak! Freak! Freak! NOBLE KIDS (V.O) Clumsy Cassidy! Clumsy Cassidy! QUEEN CARRION (V.O) You need to be fixed. Cassidy sniffles. She looks Captain Grimly in the eye. CASSIDY I thought about it. She lets go. CAPTAIN GRIMLY NO! CASSIDY! He despairs as Cassidy and Scorch are washed away.
January 13, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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#PortfolioDay #ScriptSky

STAR DUCKS⭐🦆

A screw-up duck stranded on an uncharted planet must save her missing crew, fix their ship and, with help from the scroops, learn what it really means to be a true hero.

Last Airbender X Dead Space

10 Contest Accolades
Sagittaria stands in the aftermath of a vicious fight. She's coated in sticky green bloodstains. Taking up her right arm is a similarly stained war drill (the Driller Thriller) while in her left hand she holds up the severed head of a gruesome cyclops monster... let's call it a Groaner, shall we? The Groaner's head gives her an almost loving stare. Sagittaria is slightly WTF in response to this. Artwork by @wonderwaffle93.bsky.social‬. Sagittaria carefully sneaks along a barren dirt field beneath two moons. Gun in hand an army helmet atop her head, she's ready for any sudden action. Artwork by @wonderwaffle93.bsky.social‬. Page 21 of the Star Ducks pilot. INT. THE QUACKENING - HANGAR BAY - NIGHT Five ESCAPE PODS line the east wall. Near it - presumably wrecked by the space spider - are the mangled remains of the crew’s emergency escape ship, THE FLATFOOT. The crew enter the hangar, each carrying a DUFFEL BAG. They recoil at the terrible state of The Flatfoot. PENELOPE NO! This can’t be happening! JET To the escape pods! Hurry! The crew run for the escape pods. Jet, Mallory and Cirrus quickly enter their pods and are launched out of the ship. Sagittaria is about to enter her escape pod, when Penelope trips and twists her ankle. She runs to her aid. SAGITTARIA Don’t worry, I’ve got you! She helps Penelope up. They reach the escape pods, only to be sent sprawling back when - BOOM - one of the pods EXPLODES! Penelope sobs, despairing. Sagittaria looks between her and the last escape pod. PENELOPE Take the pod. Somebody has to stay. I’ll do my best to land the ship... Sagittaria surveys the horrific situation, thinking fast. JET (V.O) You’re terrible, you only make things worse for the rest of us! She narrows her eyes, filled with DETERMINATION. SAGITTARIA Pen? See you on the flipside. Sagittaria SHOVES Penelope into the escape pod and punches the eject button within. Penelope is sealed inside and begins frantically striking the pod’s window. PENELOPE Sagittaria! No! You can’t- Penelope’s pod is launched. Sagittaria flees the hangar. INT. THE QUACKENING - CONTROL ROOM - NIGHT Sagittaria leaps into the pilot’s seat. Something is amiss. Page 22 of the Star Ducks pilot. --- The auto pilot switch is in the OFF position. Sagittaria is too busy trying to regain control of the ship to notice. A PLANET is getting dangerously close. A ROAR fills the room. Sagittaria barely dodges the still-ablaze space spider. It chases her around the room. SAGITTARIA Get away from me! She baits the space spider. It lunges as she leaps aside. It smashes its face against the wall. Sagittaria flees. EXT. PLANET GREEBIL - LOW ORBIT - NIGHT The Quackening careens out of control towards a large planet orbited by three moons - GREEBIL. From space Greebil’s surface consists of grand oceans and FOUR CONTINENTS: jungles, deserts, mountains, wetlands, tundras and a gigantic volcano. The escape pods break formation, falling away from each other. Each pod is heading for a different continent. The Quackening enters Greebil’s atmosphere, dozens of SHIP PARTS breaking away and scattering across the planet. EXT. PLANET GREEBIL - UPPER ATMOPSHERE - CONTINUOUS Sagittaria stands in the open doorway of the ship, ready to jump. She’s now wearing an OXYGEN MASK and a PARACHUTE. The space spider lunges behind her and - BOOM - is caught in a searing fiery explosion right before it can attack. Sagittaria is blasted out of the ship from the force. The parachute catches fire and her feathers are singed. She painfully freefalls to the ground. She stares, horrified, at the ship and the sheer number of its parts coming off. She tries to pull the parachute cord... but only ash and charred fabric emerges. The fire has made it USELESS. SAGITTARIA NO, NO, NO! She helplessly falls towards the distant ground below. SAGITTARIA What do I do, what do I do?! She loses hold of her half-scorched duffel bag. The quack hand is dislodged from within. She grabs it.
January 13, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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Eh, let's call it karma tbh
Squidward holds a sheet of paper. Upon it are the words '10 people hate you on this app'.
January 12, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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What four classic video games do you find yourself replaying no matter how old they are?

Some games never lose their magic, their joy or their whimsy.🥰
PS1 cover of Micro Machines V3. Launched via a toaster, two 'Ultra' type cars take up the frontmost view. Beyond them, other cars race across a breakfast table. Dreamcast box for Fur Fighters. In the foreground of a forest, Roofus the Hound and Juliette the Cat open fire upon their enemies. The enemies in question are stupid bears, the foot soldiers of General Viggo. His snarling mug taking up the background 'n sky, Viggo shows nothing but hatred for the heroes. Boxart of Resident Evil 4 for the Gamecube. In the foreground protagonist Leon, handgun in hand, stands ready for action. Ready he better be, because in the background outside of a dismal red shaded church stand a hoard of ganados armed with sharp farm tools. Standing prime amongst them is Dr. Salvador, a burly villager with a potato sack over his head and a revving chainsaw raised up high. The cover of Spyro the Dragon for PS1. In the foreground is the titular dragon, standing grand and ready for a fight. Behind him amidst flames is a magical looking castle. To the left is an angry bull, whereas to the right is main antagonist Gnasty Gnorc.
January 12, 2026 at 12:12 AM
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Sagittaria favours combat boots. Tough, protective and well suited to all of Planet Greebil's climates. Jungle, rockland, desert, tundra, marsh and more besides, these boots were made for walking and survival!⭐🦆

All the better to such gear when the first bloody, violent Continent Showdown looms.💀
Sagittaria, a 20 year old duck anthro of golden hair and heart, carefully sneaks along a barren dirt field beneath two moons. Gun in hand an army helmet atop her head, she's ready for any sudden action. Artwork by @wonderwaffle93.bsky.social - go follow 'em, soldier!
January 10, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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Sagittaria has little attachment regarding the duck homeworld of Planet Anatis. It's where she was born, that's it. It's just a joyless husk of greed and crime.

She comes to enjoy Planet Greebil so much more, even with the horrific monsters. One might say she crash-landed on her real home.⭐🦆
Sagittaria Pondleton, a 20 year old duck anthro standing 5'0 with brown feathers and both hair & heart of gold. She wields the storm leech, a ridiculously powerful weapon that drains lightning out of the sky during a storm to use as ammo for a mighty electrical blast.
January 10, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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Cassidy ran away from home, but it doesn't mean she doesn't miss aspects of it like unicorn equestrian or magical forests. Even after their nasty fight, she misses her Mom.

Still, the friends she makes in the other seven monster make it easier to keep her head on *mostly* straight; It comes off!
Cassidy Rottington (runaway vegetarian zombie Princess extraordinaire) and her friend Akila Gamal (a mummy afraid of the dark) play jumprope together. Akila uses bandages while Cassidy uses her own guts. Artwork by @doobledabbadoo.bsky.social
January 10, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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Well #Scriptsky, even if it's just for fun, that's the initial draft of the Pitch Bible for Micro Machines: The Series donezo!😁

Never a bad time to practise pitch bibles, least of all with an IP and quirky set of characters you hold dear to your heart~!❤️
A page from the pitch bible for Micro Machines: The Series. One focused on cards. Two images are included; one shows an 'Ultra', a beast of a car, upon a blue pool table. The other shows a 'Rig' upon a schooldesk. As for the text... - Cars Well, it wouldn't be much of a race without a vehicle, would it? Emilio is the son of the town's mechanic and has picked up some tricks over the years. Enough tricks to be able to make the tiny cars the gang drive around the many tracks. There's no limit to the vehicle selection other than Emilio's imagination, so you can be assured that you'll rarely be seeing the gang drive the same type of car twice, and even then cars aren't the only thing in the line-up! There's a few boats too and some races might just have Spider and co taking off to the skies… or at least a foot or two above the ground! Each car handles differently and for that reason you never can be too sure who might end up winning a race of those in the line-up of the day. One person's favourite car is another person's most dreaded ride, after all! But one thing can be assured, and that thing? It's chaos. Ever since Mike moved to Parvusville and joined the club, the races have gotten all the more manic thanks to his upgrades to Emilio's base designs. Now the cars have weapons! All it takes is driving across a mayhem pad and a car can unleash the power hidden within; landmines, shockwaves, a massive mallet and much more besides! There might even be some very special cars somewhere out there. Cars designed by people other than Emilio and Mike. Cars belonging to older drivers of a different generation. Drivers who, if challenged, would be keen to show the gang how it's really done!
January 9, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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Spider will return in 'AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY'
Spider from Micro Machines (1991). A teenager with a Fonzie appearance. Stylish quaff, nehru jacket, sunglasses - he's the coolest racer! The logo for Avengers Doomsday.
January 7, 2026 at 12:54 PM
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Ayo, congratulations!! ^_^

Might as well take the chance for things to get quacked up - Sagittaria~!
Sagittaria Pondleton carefully sneaks across a barren land, gun in hand. She's a duck anthro, 20 years old and 5'0. Brown of feathers, heart and hair of gold. She's basked in the light of two moons, one distant and one centre stage and right beyond her. Artwork by @wonderwaffle93.bsky.social
January 6, 2026 at 10:21 PM
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On the other end of the scale, Sagittaria is a bit of a vagabond without much of a home. The lowest of the underdogs of society. But for her, survival is certainly second nature. She doesn't need cash to survive.⭐🦆

Although she sure could use a friend...🥺
Sagittaria Pondleton, a brown feathered duck anthro, aged 20 years old and 5'0. In the aftermath of battle she stands somewhat splattered in green monster blood. Her right arm is mostly taken up by the Driller Thriller, a mighty war drill. In her leg hand she holds up the severed head of a cyclops monster. It gives her a flirty stare, much to her bemusement. Artwork by @wonderwaffle93.bsky.social
January 6, 2026 at 9:31 PM
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Being the Princess of the Zombies, Cassidy is certainly not hurting for money. She's used to the finer things in life.🥕🧟‍♀️

Of course, after running away from home she didn't bring too much money, so she might just have to get used to living as most people do.
January 6, 2026 at 9:31 PM
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Spider from Micro Machines. Let's be real, we all chose to play as him first, and why not? He's cool as can be and the best racer! I just love the whole thing of 'teenage fonzie is a champion tiny car racer'.

Any wonder really that I wrote him as the protagonist of the Micro Machines Movie?🔬🚗
Spider from the OG Micro Machines game. In a sense, he's a teenage version of The Fonz from Happy Days. Sleek black nehru jacket over a green shirt, cool sunglasses and a stylish quaff.
January 5, 2026 at 2:16 PM
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I am Olympic tier at pole vaulting... specifically, onto bandwagons that is.🤭
1 like = favourite character
January 5, 2026 at 1:45 PM
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Well worth getting in touch with Jordan and getting a deal worked out!😁

BEHOLD!
Akila Gamal, a tweenage mummy, strikes a martial arts pose. She's a black bandage in Wrap-Fu, y'know! Sagittaria Pondleton, a 5'0 anthro duck of brown feathers and golden hair, aims the R.Y.N.O from Ratchet and Clank towards the viewer. "That's a nice health bar you have there... show it to someone who gives a quack!" Spider and Bonnie from Micro Machines hang out by a parked yellow jeep. Spider leans against the front of it, listening to Bonnie - herself seated upon the bonnet - as she chatters about something or other.
January 5, 2026 at 1:23 AM
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Felt it was time for a trim. I mean, I hadn't shaved the ol' beard since last year!🤭
Me with a beard. Me without a beard about an hour after the first pic.
January 3, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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Since #ScriptChat is ongoing, how's about we try a bit of a #FunPageFriday? Post a page of something, anything really, that you wrote and think is really *fun*! ^_^

From the Micro Machines Movie, protagonist Spider learns exactly what the micro part entails~
INT. WALTER'S HOUSE - KITCHEN - DAY Spider looks down at the sight before him, stumped. Slowly turns to Bonnie, giving her a bewildered stare. A racetrack marked by ‘toppies’ goes around the table. Honey blobs, juice puddles, a cheese wedge ramp... Bonnie <GIGGLES> at Spider’s confusion. BONNIE It’ll all make sense in a moment, I promise. Lay ‘em down Emilio! Emilio opens his duffel bag and takes out a handful of tiny jeeps. He sets them down at the starting line. Spider glances around for an answer, lost. CHERRY This is gonna be awesome! First place is so mine! BONNIE I think you mean mine~! JOEL Pfft! Nobody’s gonna get past me! WALTER Well- JOEL Shut it, Last Place! Spider continues staring at Bonnie - ‘This was the secret?!’ Bonnie smirks. Shakes her head. Reaches into her backpack. She takes out a futuristic, pulsating gun - the SHRINK RAY. BONNIE Did I say racing? I meant Micro Machines racing. She pulls the trigger. Everything is consumed by a flash. INT. BREAKFAST TABLE - STARTING LINE - DAY Everything comes into focus as the flash fades. Spider looks around, standing amidst the gang. The kitchen looks different... it’s gigantic! No, not quite. He looks down. Realises he’s standing upon the table cloth. They’ve all been shrunken down to an inch tall, if that! The once tiny jeeps are now the perfect size to drive.
January 3, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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Bonnie does The Pose, surely right after winning another Micro Machines race~! Wouldn't you be joyous too after winning a race around a pool table?🎱

Artwork by @juicyartz.bsky.social, you totally rocked this one dude! ^_^
Bonnie from Micro Machines (1991), the OG video game of the franchise, does the Sonic Adventure Pose (TM).
December 31, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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When the chips are down, Cassidy always has her head in the game... in a manner of speaking.🥕🧟‍♀️

Artwork by @blackgeekygirl.bsky.social, thank you ever so much for bringing my girl to (un)life! ^_^

#OCSky #Zombie
Cassidy Rottington, tweenage runaway vegetarian zombie Princess extraordinaire, holds her detached smiling head up towards the viewer. Zombie powers ya'll, detachable limbs 'n head are amongst them.
December 31, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Star Ducks⭐🦆

A screw-up duck stranded on an uncharted planet must save her missing crew, fix their ship and, with help from the scroops, learn what it really means to be a true hero.

Last Airbender X Dead Space.

10 accolades✊

#ScriptSky #Screenpit #Ac #Ad #Co #Pi #An #PG13 #WrDis #SeRe
Sagittaria Pondleton (an anthro duck standing 5'0, 20 years old) with heart & hair of gold, and an army helmet, stands amidst a storm and is poised for action. She wields a futuristic weapon, the Storm Leech. It's a weapon that drains lightning out of the sky to use for a massive, deadly electrical blast. Artwork done by @wonderwaffle93.bsky.social. Sagittaria carefully sneaks along a barren dirt field beneath two moons. Gun in hand an army helmet atop her head, she's ready for any sudden action. Artwork by @wonderwaffle93.bsky.social‬. Sagittaria stands in the aftermath of a vicious fight. She's coated in sticky green bloodstains. Taking up her right arm is a similarly stained war drill (the Driller Thriller) while in her left hand she holds up the severed head of a gruesome cyclops monster... let's call it a Groaner, shall we? The Groaner's head gives her an almost loving stare. Sagittaria is slightly WTF in response to this. Artwork by @wonderwaffle93.bsky.social‬. Sagittaria wields the quack hand - a massive sticky hand type of device - and leaps into action against an eerie monster. Artwork by @scifidudeart.bsky.social‬.
December 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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THE VEGETARIAN ZOMBIE 🥕🧟‍♀️
When the Princess of the Zombies is outed as a vegetarian, she runs away from home, finding a portal into the monster multiverse and proof that her Father, the missing King, is still un-alive.

#ScriptSky #Screenpit #Co #Ad #Pi #An #PG #CFin #WrDis #SeRe
Cassidy Rottington does the Sonic Adventure Pose. Drawn by @cheesytrishy.bsky.social‬. Cassidy plays hackey-sack (or keepy-uppy if you prefer) with her own detached head. She is a zombie, after all~ Artwork done by @cyndavilachase.bsky.social‬. Cassidy eating broccoli like a maniac & her therapy pet Scorch doing much the same with carrots & glowpup food. Art by @starteas.bsky.social. Expression sheet for Cassidy, showing five of her core emotions: happy, sad, angry, scared and lovestruck. Art by @retrogirl1987.bsky.social.
December 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Watching a playthrough of a Resident Evil: Christmas Edition, and frankly? I feel a little called out.😂
A table of Christmas dinner, in the glorious PS1 graphics of the mod: Resident Evil Christmas Edition. The investigative text reads, "Christmas dinner has been served here. Some greedy git has had most of it."
December 28, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Not gonna deny or hide it, sometimes it's hard to not feel like Crash here, y'know?😔
Crash Bandicoot lays on his back under a lone spotlight, arms spread out as he appears hopeless. The game over screen when playing as him in Twinsanity, to be exact.
December 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM