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Jakey Jakers
@utterlyjake.bsky.social
An autistic Goofball (PhD) & a ticking timebomb of sheer nuke-tier anxiety. I write quirky animated scripts and stuff that's rather a bit weird. Like my stories, I'm a work in progress. (He/Him)
I firmly believe I am talented at world building, crafting characters (and their backstories!) and, of course, writing a damn good fight scene. Especially when it's to the death.🔥
January 15, 2026 at 2:03 AM
post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
January 15, 2026 at 12:37 AM
#PortfolioDay #ScriptSky

THE VEGETARIAN ZOMBIE🥕🧟‍♀️

When the Princess of the Zombies is outed as a vegetarian, she runs away from home, finding a portal into the monster multiverse and proof that her Father, the missing King, is still un-alive.

Banjo-Kazooie X Infinity Train

Danger undead ahead!
January 13, 2026 at 6:42 PM
#PortfolioDay #ScriptSky

STAR DUCKS⭐🦆

A screw-up duck stranded on an uncharted planet must save her missing crew, fix their ship and, with help from the scroops, learn what it really means to be a true hero.

Last Airbender X Dead Space

10 Contest Accolades
January 13, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Eh, let's call it karma tbh
January 12, 2026 at 1:07 AM
What four classic video games do you find yourself replaying no matter how old they are?

Some games never lose their magic, their joy or their whimsy.🥰
January 12, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Sagittaria favours combat boots. Tough, protective and well suited to all of Planet Greebil's climates. Jungle, rockland, desert, tundra, marsh and more besides, these boots were made for walking and survival!⭐🦆

All the better to such gear when the first bloody, violent Continent Showdown looms.💀
January 10, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Sagittaria has little attachment regarding the duck homeworld of Planet Anatis. It's where she was born, that's it. It's just a joyless husk of greed and crime.

She comes to enjoy Planet Greebil so much more, even with the horrific monsters. One might say she crash-landed on her real home.⭐🦆
January 10, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Cassidy ran away from home, but it doesn't mean she doesn't miss aspects of it like unicorn equestrian or magical forests. Even after their nasty fight, she misses her Mom.

Still, the friends she makes in the other seven monster make it easier to keep her head on *mostly* straight; It comes off!
January 10, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Well #Scriptsky, even if it's just for fun, that's the initial draft of the Pitch Bible for Micro Machines: The Series donezo!😁

Never a bad time to practise pitch bibles, least of all with an IP and quirky set of characters you hold dear to your heart~!❤️
January 9, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Spider will return in 'AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY'
January 7, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Ayo, congratulations!! ^_^

Might as well take the chance for things to get quacked up - Sagittaria~!
January 6, 2026 at 10:21 PM
On the other end of the scale, Sagittaria is a bit of a vagabond without much of a home. The lowest of the underdogs of society. But for her, survival is certainly second nature. She doesn't need cash to survive.⭐🦆

Although she sure could use a friend...🥺
January 6, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Being the Princess of the Zombies, Cassidy is certainly not hurting for money. She's used to the finer things in life.🥕🧟‍♀️

Of course, after running away from home she didn't bring too much money, so she might just have to get used to living as most people do.
January 6, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Spider from Micro Machines. Let's be real, we all chose to play as him first, and why not? He's cool as can be and the best racer! I just love the whole thing of 'teenage fonzie is a champion tiny car racer'.

Any wonder really that I wrote him as the protagonist of the Micro Machines Movie?🔬🚗
January 5, 2026 at 2:16 PM
I am Olympic tier at pole vaulting... specifically, onto bandwagons that is.🤭
January 5, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Well worth getting in touch with Jordan and getting a deal worked out!😁

BEHOLD!
January 5, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Felt it was time for a trim. I mean, I hadn't shaved the ol' beard since last year!🤭
January 3, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Since #ScriptChat is ongoing, how's about we try a bit of a #FunPageFriday? Post a page of something, anything really, that you wrote and think is really *fun*! ^_^

From the Micro Machines Movie, protagonist Spider learns exactly what the micro part entails~
January 3, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Bonnie does The Pose, surely right after winning another Micro Machines race~! Wouldn't you be joyous too after winning a race around a pool table?🎱

Artwork by @juicyartz.bsky.social, you totally rocked this one dude! ^_^
December 31, 2025 at 11:29 PM
When the chips are down, Cassidy always has her head in the game... in a manner of speaking.🥕🧟‍♀️

Artwork by @blackgeekygirl.bsky.social, thank you ever so much for bringing my girl to (un)life! ^_^

#OCSky #Zombie
December 31, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Star Ducks⭐🦆

A screw-up duck stranded on an uncharted planet must save her missing crew, fix their ship and, with help from the scroops, learn what it really means to be a true hero.

Last Airbender X Dead Space.

10 accolades✊

#ScriptSky #Screenpit #Ac #Ad #Co #Pi #An #PG13 #WrDis #SeRe
December 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
THE VEGETARIAN ZOMBIE 🥕🧟‍♀️
When the Princess of the Zombies is outed as a vegetarian, she runs away from home, finding a portal into the monster multiverse and proof that her Father, the missing King, is still un-alive.

#ScriptSky #Screenpit #Co #Ad #Pi #An #PG #CFin #WrDis #SeRe
December 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Watching a playthrough of a Resident Evil: Christmas Edition, and frankly? I feel a little called out.😂
December 28, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Not gonna deny or hide it, sometimes it's hard to not feel like Crash here, y'know?😔
December 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM