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Jakey Jakers

@utterlyjake.bsky.social

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An autistic Goofball (PhD) & a ticking timebomb of sheer nuke-tier anxiety. I write quirky animated scripts and stuff that's rather a bit weird. Like my stories, I'm a work in progress. (He/Him)

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Jakey Jakers @utterlyjake.bsky.social · Aug 29

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Jakey Jakers @utterlyjake.bsky.social · 18h

Might wanna get your idol ready.💀

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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 23h

the fact that “having children” is the norm has caused a lot of harm. Not having children should be the norm, and then you only get them if you really want them

Shubbabang @shubbabang.bsky.social · 1d

The image is a six panel black and white comic

Panel 1- A small child is being told "You'll want kids when you're older!" The child responds with "I don't think so..."

Panel 2- The same child, now a teenager, is being told, "You'll change your mind when you're older." To which the teen responds, "I doubt that"

Panel 3- Now an adult, someone off screen asks them, "Aren't you thinking of having kids?" To which they respond, "Nope"

Panel 4- The same person, an older adult now, is being told, "better have kids soon, or it'll be too late!" to which they respond, "That's fine"

Panel 5- Now elderly, they are once again asked "Don't you feel like you missed out?" to which they say, "Still nope."

Panel 6- They are now in their death bed, clearly close to death. The nurse says, "Shame you didn't have kids, don't you regret it?" To which the person says "You know what just kill me already"

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Hannah Lock @hannahlock.bsky.social · 2d

Psyduck visits a haunted house 👻

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Alice Bennett but scarier @aliceponderland.bsky.social · 1d

Shout out to all my fellow arts and humanities graduates in the UK with our rip off degrees- many of us may not be the biggest earners but I would argue have generally been considerably better contributors to society than vast majority of the Tory party.

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Tim Westland - Screenwriter @timwestland.bsky.social · 1d

Apparently Microsoft is scraping everything in Word if you have CoPilot turned on

To stop it:

Go to the Search bar in Word
Type in: Privacy
Select: Privacy Settings
Scroll down to: Connected Experiences
UNCHECK "Turn on experiences and analyze your content"
Click OK

That's it!
#Writing
#Scriptsky

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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 2d

32 years ago today, Sideshow Bob first met his old archenemy: Rakes. "Cape Feare," first aired October 7, 1993.

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GENC @genc.newgrounds.com · 2d

Grimm Sketch
[ twitch.tv/genczilla ]

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Christopher Graves 👻🎃✊🏿 @itsmechriswade.mov · 1d

I think we should think more highly of the audience and the creators who want to make stories using their own hands.

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Jakey Jakers @utterlyjake.bsky.social · 1d

Always a joy to see Pikmin trending. <3

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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 1d

When we have prevailed...(and...we will)...and are engaged in a vigorous and unending process of protecting what we saved, doing so with a ferocity we hadn't been for decades, be one of those who is unquestionably able to say, "I never gave in. I didn't allow my position to slip so much as an inch."

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💫Juicy💫 @juicyartz.bsky.social · 1d

don't worry guys I haven't forgotten about Nova

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Jakey Jakers @utterlyjake.bsky.social · 1d

100% agreed. Never gonna stop snickering over the chainsaw 'n hockey mask gag.😂

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Fraser Denholm @fraserdenholm.bsky.social · 2d

I'm not going to quote someone who lands on the shittiest answer to every issue.

But, NO DEGREE IS A RIP OFF. If you study, learn and grow and get something out of it then it's a success.

University is NOT just to put people straight into jobs. It's about education and learning.

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Matt Acuña @acunamattata.bsky.social · 4d

Time for the monthly job hunting post! It’s been about 6 months (half a year!) since my last studio gig, and this writer is on the hunt for the most dangerous game… EMPLOYMENT.

If you want guy who write good and funny some time, I am guy for you.

✉️: [email protected]
📝: www.mattacuna.com

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Pearl Low | 劉寶珠🧋 (they/them) @pearllow.bsky.social · 2d

Meet KAI! Btw, by "special relationship" I mean intensely platonic! Deep queer friendships exist! So do aroace folk!!! ^_^ #wheelsandroses #indieanimation #magicalgirls

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Jakey Jakers @utterlyjake.bsky.social · 2d

You're not alone, I would too. Honestly, as fun as the cute 'n goofy shorts were, something that takes Olimar's situation of being shipwrecked, alone and on a time limit seriously would be amazing. Maybe one day.🙏