Tim Westland - Screenwriter
@timwestland.bsky.social
I write Horror, Scifi, and any other genre that compels me.
If you need the threat of hell to be a good person, then you're just a bad person on a leash.
Mostly Andy
Often Opie
Barney on occasion
Goober and/or Gomer sometimes
If you need the threat of hell to be a good person, then you're just a bad person on a leash.
Mostly Andy
Often Opie
Barney on occasion
Goober and/or Gomer sometimes
We should all attempt to be a kind and cool and sweet and appreciative as Tom Felton
November 24, 2025 at 6:26 AM
We should all attempt to be a kind and cool and sweet and appreciative as Tom Felton
Am I supposed to know who Olivia Nuzzi is?
Is there a real life reason for me to care?
Is there a real life reason for me to care?
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Am I supposed to know who Olivia Nuzzi is?
Is there a real life reason for me to care?
Is there a real life reason for me to care?
November 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Watching "SPIRITED"
A Christmas movie
A Musical
A Comedy
A Heart of Gold
A Stellar concept
It accomplishes everything it set out to, and more, on its way to becoming an Instant classic
And it has great credit roll stuff, too.
Good afternoon! #iykyk #scriptsky #filmsky
A Christmas movie
A Musical
A Comedy
A Heart of Gold
A Stellar concept
It accomplishes everything it set out to, and more, on its way to becoming an Instant classic
And it has great credit roll stuff, too.
Good afternoon! #iykyk #scriptsky #filmsky
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November 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Watching "SPIRITED"
A Christmas movie
A Musical
A Comedy
A Heart of Gold
A Stellar concept
It accomplishes everything it set out to, and more, on its way to becoming an Instant classic
And it has great credit roll stuff, too.
Good afternoon! #iykyk #scriptsky #filmsky
A Christmas movie
A Musical
A Comedy
A Heart of Gold
A Stellar concept
It accomplishes everything it set out to, and more, on its way to becoming an Instant classic
And it has great credit roll stuff, too.
Good afternoon! #iykyk #scriptsky #filmsky
November 22, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Kicking off the Christmas Movie viewing season with the cheeriest, most joyous, most wholesome yuletide film of them all...
BAD SANTA
#Filmsky
BAD SANTA
#Filmsky
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November 22, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Kicking off the Christmas Movie viewing season with the cheeriest, most joyous, most wholesome yuletide film of them all...
BAD SANTA
#Filmsky
BAD SANTA
#Filmsky
BUGONIA
Terrific performances by Stone, Plemons, and Delbis
As odd as the story may seem at first, you'll quickly recognize the real world in it
The ending is what I'd hoped it would be (IYKYK), but felt almost Wes Andersonian in presentation. Made me happy!
Terrific performances by Stone, Plemons, and Delbis
As odd as the story may seem at first, you'll quickly recognize the real world in it
The ending is what I'd hoped it would be (IYKYK), but felt almost Wes Andersonian in presentation. Made me happy!
a woman with a shaved head and a red jacket
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November 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM
BUGONIA
Terrific performances by Stone, Plemons, and Delbis
As odd as the story may seem at first, you'll quickly recognize the real world in it
The ending is what I'd hoped it would be (IYKYK), but felt almost Wes Andersonian in presentation. Made me happy!
Terrific performances by Stone, Plemons, and Delbis
As odd as the story may seem at first, you'll quickly recognize the real world in it
The ending is what I'd hoped it would be (IYKYK), but felt almost Wes Andersonian in presentation. Made me happy!
Hmmm... seems weird that Marjorie Taylor Greene would resign a paid gig simply due to losing Trump's support
Why not wait out the clock while collecting a paycheck?
Might Trump have something on her and said leave or else?
Does anything else make sense?
Either way... #GoodRiddance
Why not wait out the clock while collecting a paycheck?
Might Trump have something on her and said leave or else?
Does anything else make sense?
Either way... #GoodRiddance
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November 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Hmmm... seems weird that Marjorie Taylor Greene would resign a paid gig simply due to losing Trump's support
Why not wait out the clock while collecting a paycheck?
Might Trump have something on her and said leave or else?
Does anything else make sense?
Either way... #GoodRiddance
Why not wait out the clock while collecting a paycheck?
Might Trump have something on her and said leave or else?
Does anything else make sense?
Either way... #GoodRiddance
November 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Just finished "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot"
Honestly didn't know what to expect, as I'd never even heard of it.
Really enjoyed it!
Honestly didn't know what to expect, as I'd never even heard of it.
Really enjoyed it!
November 21, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Just finished "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot"
Honestly didn't know what to expect, as I'd never even heard of it.
Really enjoyed it!
Honestly didn't know what to expect, as I'd never even heard of it.
Really enjoyed it!
I did not write this list, but I have lived it
Valuable stuff below...
Valuable stuff below...
November 20, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I did not write this list, but I have lived it
Valuable stuff below...
Valuable stuff below...
I embrace change, so you can imagine my consternation when they announced the penny was to be discontinued.
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I embrace change, so you can imagine my consternation when they announced the penny was to be discontinued.
Out looking for some Christmas decor
We turn down one aisle. My wife sees what's on the shelves and says:
"We're NOT buying any fuckin' nativity scenes!"
I love that broad!
We turn down one aisle. My wife sees what's on the shelves and says:
"We're NOT buying any fuckin' nativity scenes!"
I love that broad!
November 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Out looking for some Christmas decor
We turn down one aisle. My wife sees what's on the shelves and says:
"We're NOT buying any fuckin' nativity scenes!"
I love that broad!
We turn down one aisle. My wife sees what's on the shelves and says:
"We're NOT buying any fuckin' nativity scenes!"
I love that broad!
Reposted by Tim Westland - Screenwriter
I hope all the Riyadh Comedy Festival performers sleep well tonight.
This is who you are in bed with.
This is who you are in bed with.
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I hope all the Riyadh Comedy Festival performers sleep well tonight.
This is who you are in bed with.
This is who you are in bed with.
He has 100 ways to kill... AND THEY ALL OCCUR WITH A BOUNCY LITTLE MUSICAL ACCOMPANIMENT AND AT ABOUT TWICE NORMAL SPEED!
Benny Hill IS John Wick!
Benny Hill IS John Wick!
November 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
He has 100 ways to kill... AND THEY ALL OCCUR WITH A BOUNCY LITTLE MUSICAL ACCOMPANIMENT AND AT ABOUT TWICE NORMAL SPEED!
Benny Hill IS John Wick!
Benny Hill IS John Wick!
Saw this and thought it was pretty accurate
November 17, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Saw this and thought it was pretty accurate
Reposted by Tim Westland - Screenwriter
Looks like the sign worked perfectly
w/alt-text
w/alt-text
November 17, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Looks like the sign worked perfectly
w/alt-text
w/alt-text
It's true...
November 17, 2025 at 3:06 AM
It's true...
Reposted by Tim Westland - Screenwriter
“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!”
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!”
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
Wouldn't it be nice if the Republican's are finally giving in on the Epstein files NOT because they finally see the light (they don't), but because Pedo-Trump's poor health and dementia will soon be undeniable to all, so why not throw him to the wolves and move on?
November 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Wouldn't it be nice if the Republican's are finally giving in on the Epstein files NOT because they finally see the light (they don't), but because Pedo-Trump's poor health and dementia will soon be undeniable to all, so why not throw him to the wolves and move on?
This is maybe the best fucking action page I've ever read
I am FLOORED by Shawn's insane writing style
I'm not an "envy" guy. It doesn't work in my world view
But this page... it might be causing my skin to acquire a light green hue
I am FLOORED by Shawn's insane writing style
I'm not an "envy" guy. It doesn't work in my world view
But this page... it might be causing my skin to acquire a light green hue
#FinalPageFriday
RAISING KANE (pilot)
“You kill a man's dream, you unleash a nightmare.”
—Emmitt Kane
Sodbuster King of South Florida
Check out the brutal final page of RAISING KANE, as Cassius Kane goes from victim to predator.
And a one-man warpath through Wild West Miami begins.
#ScriptSky
RAISING KANE (pilot)
“You kill a man's dream, you unleash a nightmare.”
—Emmitt Kane
Sodbuster King of South Florida
Check out the brutal final page of RAISING KANE, as Cassius Kane goes from victim to predator.
And a one-man warpath through Wild West Miami begins.
#ScriptSky
November 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
This is maybe the best fucking action page I've ever read
I am FLOORED by Shawn's insane writing style
I'm not an "envy" guy. It doesn't work in my world view
But this page... it might be causing my skin to acquire a light green hue
I am FLOORED by Shawn's insane writing style
I'm not an "envy" guy. It doesn't work in my world view
But this page... it might be causing my skin to acquire a light green hue
I was blocked by two people today
I hope it was for something I said
I hope it was for something I said
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November 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I was blocked by two people today
I hope it was for something I said
I hope it was for something I said