Now hear me out - I wonder whether Keir Starmer could take a leaf out of Jim Hacker's book and send an airborne battalion on a goodwill visit to Greenland.

"A goodwill visit. Just showing the flag. Yes, an instant goodwill visit.. A routine visit. All right - a routine surprise visit".

Surely this was teed-up for the most obvious of memes!

Like all scary movies, it takes me some time to actually build up the courage to watch them and I always thought that there's something of Chucky about Truss. But to be fair, 'Child's Play' is a tad less creepy and has a far more compelling and believable narrative.

Is Loyd Grossman still available? 🙃

Clearly, he took his cue from David Tennant,

There's a new open consultation in the UK about creating "a railway fit for Britain's future", which closes on 15th April. This is an opportunity for those in the UK to read the proposals and contribute to how rail will be run in the future. #GreatBritishRailways #GBR
www.gov.uk/government/c...

Weirdly, the Victorians used to send Christmas cards with dead birds on them. Like in this image from the culturacolectiva website.

I notice that The Grauniad still hasn't added a link to Bluesky on their website yet. What's stopping you @theguardian.com? 😉