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That’s a man who goes to Costco on a Sunday afternoon and is in and out in 20 minutes
January 10, 2026 at 2:22 AM
That’s a man who goes to Costco on a Sunday afternoon and is in and out in 20 minutes
Ok but what if they spot them 21?
January 10, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Ok but what if they spot them 21?
Hey look, it’s a huge selfish asshole who doesn’t give a shit about their players and gets treated with more way more respect than they deserve.
And also Lane Kiffin.
And also Lane Kiffin.
January 2, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Hey look, it’s a huge selfish asshole who doesn’t give a shit about their players and gets treated with more way more respect than they deserve.
And also Lane Kiffin.
And also Lane Kiffin.
JD, this is your moment
January 1, 2026 at 4:54 PM
JD, this is your moment
I dunno, I think “Means-tested policy to allow median income earners use a tax advantaged account to pay for non-subsidized private insurance premiums” is a pretty catchy campaign slogan
January 1, 2026 at 4:50 PM
I dunno, I think “Means-tested policy to allow median income earners use a tax advantaged account to pay for non-subsidized private insurance premiums” is a pretty catchy campaign slogan
Scandinavian DNA and prefers overcast? You belong in the exact opposite corner of the country.
December 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Scandinavian DNA and prefers overcast? You belong in the exact opposite corner of the country.
Can’t believe the Freeso State Scarlet Bullgers are going to be in the Pac-12 next year. The travel is going to be horrible
December 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Can’t believe the Freeso State Scarlet Bullgers are going to be in the Pac-12 next year. The travel is going to be horrible
I think it’s more likely they’ve convinced themselves the majority of Americans agree with them, and therefore they don’t need to try to be subtle.
December 22, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I think it’s more likely they’ve convinced themselves the majority of Americans agree with them, and therefore they don’t need to try to be subtle.
At least he spells it like someone cursing the brand as they’re locked inside while it catches on fire
December 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
At least he spells it like someone cursing the brand as they’re locked inside while it catches on fire
If the Lions and Seahawks ever met in the playoffs, they’d discover new rules that only ~4 people left alive know how to interpret
December 22, 2025 at 1:09 AM
If the Lions and Seahawks ever met in the playoffs, they’d discover new rules that only ~4 people left alive know how to interpret
Clearly any conference that has a champ lose by 3-4 scores should just be banned from the playoffs forever.
December 21, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Clearly any conference that has a champ lose by 3-4 scores should just be banned from the playoffs forever.
“If I throw it hard enough, I bet I can just punch through that DB”
December 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
“If I throw it hard enough, I bet I can just punch through that DB”
NO, FIELD GOALS ONLY
December 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
NO, FIELD GOALS ONLY
I’ll do a 1-year prove-it deal for only $5M fully-guaranteed. I won’t even be offended if they spend all of 2026 interviewing more coaches in case it doesn’t work out.
Can’t lose!
Can’t lose!
December 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I’ll do a 1-year prove-it deal for only $5M fully-guaranteed. I won’t even be offended if they spend all of 2026 interviewing more coaches in case it doesn’t work out.
Can’t lose!
Can’t lose!
Maybe instead of typing this shit, you could wash your hands for once
December 3, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Maybe instead of typing this shit, you could wash your hands for once
*slaps the hood of our coach* what’s it gonna take for you to drive this bad boy off the lot today?
November 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
*slaps the hood of our coach* what’s it gonna take for you to drive this bad boy off the lot today?