Kristopher Karl
@uzhenet.bsky.social
🔞 | 52, married, Queer Daddy Bear | A former therapist once described me as a "furry-faced, foul-mouthed asshole, with sociopathic tendencies." Honestly, I'd never felt more seen. | uzhe net = oo-zheh nyet | ✍🏻😏🖖🏻
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Kristopher Karl
@uzhenet.bsky.social
· Feb 27
Over the years, I’ve posted this on different sites, but it never felt more necessary than it does right here, right now.
Paraphrasing a Superman… There’s a right and a wrong in The Universe, and that distinction isn’t hard to make, unless you're a piece of shit.
If you are, you already know. 😏
Paraphrasing a Superman… There’s a right and a wrong in The Universe, and that distinction isn’t hard to make, unless you're a piece of shit.
If you are, you already know. 😏
"...buy yourself a parka and wrap that shit around your fucking fragility..." UzheNet.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:11 PM
"...buy yourself a parka and wrap that shit around your fucking fragility..." UzheNet.com
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Reveal, Pencil Drawing on Bristol Paper, 210 x 297mm 2022.
November 25, 2024 at 6:25 AM
Reveal, Pencil Drawing on Bristol Paper, 210 x 297mm 2022.
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I don't know who needs to hear this today, but Resistance is NOT futile.
a woman with a robotic face and the words i will not comply behind her
ALT: a woman with a robotic face and the words i will not comply behind her
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 3:49 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this today, but Resistance is NOT futile.
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The SIsko Will Return In Avengers: Doomsday #StarTrek #StarTrekDS9
January 7, 2026 at 6:05 PM
The SIsko Will Return In Avengers: Doomsday #StarTrek #StarTrekDS9
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"Iron laws of the world"? Some of America's most important national accomplishments are about leading humanity away from this kind of bullshit.
If we let ideologues like Stephen Miller drag us back into a world where brute force is all that matters, all of us will be less safe.
If we let ideologues like Stephen Miller drag us back into a world where brute force is all that matters, all of us will be less safe.
January 6, 2026 at 9:17 PM
"Iron laws of the world"? Some of America's most important national accomplishments are about leading humanity away from this kind of bullshit.
If we let ideologues like Stephen Miller drag us back into a world where brute force is all that matters, all of us will be less safe.
If we let ideologues like Stephen Miller drag us back into a world where brute force is all that matters, all of us will be less safe.
I was REALLY craving some cock today, but then The Hub gave me his portion of Cracker Barrel Mac & Cheese, and it was probably just as good as (or better than) any cock I could've had, so... For now, I'm satisfied-ish.
January 8, 2026 at 2:01 AM
I was REALLY craving some cock today, but then The Hub gave me his portion of Cracker Barrel Mac & Cheese, and it was probably just as good as (or better than) any cock I could've had, so... For now, I'm satisfied-ish.
"...‘cause your heart is afraid to fly..."
Hope all y'all have a humpful as fuck Hump Day.
UzheNet.com
Hope all y'all have a humpful as fuck Hump Day.
UzheNet.com
January 7, 2026 at 4:28 PM
"...‘cause your heart is afraid to fly..."
Hope all y'all have a humpful as fuck Hump Day.
UzheNet.com
Hope all y'all have a humpful as fuck Hump Day.
UzheNet.com
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You can almost hear the difference
January 6, 2026 at 7:01 PM
You can almost hear the difference
Left ’25 feeling somewhat hopeful about so much, semi-uncertain about so much more, and utterly fucking wrecked (in that good way) by Heated Rivalry. So, to all who had a hand in its creation, and I say this with love… Fuck you! And I can’t wait for y’all to wreck me again – soon, hopefully.
January 5, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Left ’25 feeling somewhat hopeful about so much, semi-uncertain about so much more, and utterly fucking wrecked (in that good way) by Heated Rivalry. So, to all who had a hand in its creation, and I say this with love… Fuck you! And I can’t wait for y’all to wreck me again – soon, hopefully.
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“When stupidity is considered patriotism, it is unsafe to be intelligent.”
— Isaac Asimov
— Isaac Asimov
January 5, 2026 at 4:31 PM
“When stupidity is considered patriotism, it is unsafe to be intelligent.”
— Isaac Asimov
— Isaac Asimov
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“We know that no one ever seizes power with the intention of relinquishing it. Power is not a means; it is an end. One does not establish a dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolution in order to establish the dictatorship.”
— George Orwell, 1984
— George Orwell, 1984
January 4, 2026 at 4:15 PM
“We know that no one ever seizes power with the intention of relinquishing it. Power is not a means; it is an end. One does not establish a dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolution in order to establish the dictatorship.”
— George Orwell, 1984
— George Orwell, 1984
Mistakenly ordered a double espresso/caffeine-infused coffee Yesterday. About 15 minutes in, my heart felt like it was about to Xenomorph out my fucking chest. I was tasting colors, seeing sounds, and hearing smells.
January 4, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Mistakenly ordered a double espresso/caffeine-infused coffee Yesterday. About 15 minutes in, my heart felt like it was about to Xenomorph out my fucking chest. I was tasting colors, seeing sounds, and hearing smells.
“It’s his turn to die by inches, begging to be heard. It’s his turn to be buried in the back, his grave forever hidden from the sun. It’s his turn to be a cautionary tale, then a dwindling memory, then forgotten.”
January 2, 2026 at 3:42 PM
“It’s his turn to die by inches, begging to be heard. It’s his turn to be buried in the back, his grave forever hidden from the sun. It’s his turn to be a cautionary tale, then a dwindling memory, then forgotten.”
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Spoiler alert. You ain't an alpha you a little bitch ass bitch and whatnot.
November 6, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Spoiler alert. You ain't an alpha you a little bitch ass bitch and whatnot.
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MAMDANI’S Transition Team in NYC will be led by 5 women :-)}
Women are 51% of the population, 70% of the poor, 83% of single parents, do 66% of the work, produce 50% of the food, earn just 11% of the pay, and own only 1% of the land.
➡️ Love, nurture, and protect our children and their future :-)}
Women are 51% of the population, 70% of the poor, 83% of single parents, do 66% of the work, produce 50% of the food, earn just 11% of the pay, and own only 1% of the land.
➡️ Love, nurture, and protect our children and their future :-)}
November 7, 2025 at 3:53 AM
MAMDANI’S Transition Team in NYC will be led by 5 women :-)}
Women are 51% of the population, 70% of the poor, 83% of single parents, do 66% of the work, produce 50% of the food, earn just 11% of the pay, and own only 1% of the land.
➡️ Love, nurture, and protect our children and their future :-)}
Women are 51% of the population, 70% of the poor, 83% of single parents, do 66% of the work, produce 50% of the food, earn just 11% of the pay, and own only 1% of the land.
➡️ Love, nurture, and protect our children and their future :-)}
Didn’t know I needed “cuntburger” in my life, but here I am on this Thursday morning, already two cuntburgers deep, with more queued up and ready to go. Thanks, Sarah Paulson.
November 6, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Didn’t know I needed “cuntburger” in my life, but here I am on this Thursday morning, already two cuntburgers deep, with more queued up and ready to go. Thanks, Sarah Paulson.
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You don't have to forgive them, but hating them hurts you too.
November 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
You don't have to forgive them, but hating them hurts you too.
November 6, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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A weapon of mass delusion.
September 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
A weapon of mass delusion.
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If you like Slutty Gay Stuff, Equality, bands like Nine Inch Nails & Pop & 90s grunge music, you might like my New EP: ROTTEN 👹🖤 music.astrazero.com/Rotten
September 25, 2025 at 8:38 AM
If you like Slutty Gay Stuff, Equality, bands like Nine Inch Nails & Pop & 90s grunge music, you might like my New EP: ROTTEN 👹🖤 music.astrazero.com/Rotten
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#throwbackthursday with a two page spread from my book "dis-similarities" [4] which is available at the link below.
www.blurb.com/b/11722083-d...
www.blurb.com/b/11722083-d...
September 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
#throwbackthursday with a two page spread from my book "dis-similarities" [4] which is available at the link below.
www.blurb.com/b/11722083-d...
www.blurb.com/b/11722083-d...
I've never felt closer to Garfield.
September 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I've never felt closer to Garfield.
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Newsom: "I fear that we will not have an election in 2028 -- I really mean that in the core of my soul -- unless we wake up to the code red, what's happening in this country, and we wake up soberly to how serious this moment is."
September 24, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Newsom: "I fear that we will not have an election in 2028 -- I really mean that in the core of my soul -- unless we wake up to the code red, what's happening in this country, and we wake up soberly to how serious this moment is."