Vagina Devil Magic | Lisa Lee Curtis
@vaginadevilmagic.bsky.social
Author and internet loudmouth: I am a meat popsicle
THE NEW CALENDAR’S HERE!
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February 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
THE NEW CALENDAR’S HERE!
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Patreon:
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This article is one of the free ones because like . . .
THE NEW CALENDAR’S HERE!
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This article is one of the free ones because like . . .
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I have gotten multiple restrictions on FB over the last decade for posting this.
Please tell me Bluesky is ok with "bullying" Hitler.
Please tell me Bluesky is ok with "bullying" Hitler.
February 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I have gotten multiple restrictions on FB over the last decade for posting this.
Please tell me Bluesky is ok with "bullying" Hitler.
Please tell me Bluesky is ok with "bullying" Hitler.
*clears throat*
🎼 . . . all my moisture is gone,
I'm a tumbleweed down there.
My vagina is tumblin in the wiiiiiind. 🎶
www.threads.net/@chasingoz/p...
🎼 . . . all my moisture is gone,
I'm a tumbleweed down there.
My vagina is tumblin in the wiiiiiind. 🎶
www.threads.net/@chasingoz/p...
January 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
*clears throat*
🎼 . . . all my moisture is gone,
I'm a tumbleweed down there.
My vagina is tumblin in the wiiiiiind. 🎶
www.threads.net/@chasingoz/p...
🎼 . . . all my moisture is gone,
I'm a tumbleweed down there.
My vagina is tumblin in the wiiiiiind. 🎶
www.threads.net/@chasingoz/p...
Before you clickity clack on that keyboard...you should probably ask yourself:
Am I - a person who is about to laugh react a post about behaviors and corresponding actions that have harmed people - a piece of shit?"
lisaleecurtis.substack.com/p/are-you-a-...
January 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Before you clickity clack on that keyboard...you should probably ask yourself:
Am I - a person who is about to laugh react a post about behaviors and corresponding actions that have harmed people - a piece of shit?"
lisaleecurtis.substack.com/p/are-you-a-...
I had a weird dream where someone came to a book signing and wanted a cocktail.
That's the short version.
The longer version is here because it involved video and pictures and my desire to post it here:
lisaleecurtis.substack.com/p/filling-dr...
I'm not taking anymore drink orders tonight. 🥴🍸
That's the short version.
The longer version is here because it involved video and pictures and my desire to post it here:
lisaleecurtis.substack.com/p/filling-dr...
I'm not taking anymore drink orders tonight. 🥴🍸
January 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I had a weird dream where someone came to a book signing and wanted a cocktail.
That's the short version.
The longer version is here because it involved video and pictures and my desire to post it here:
lisaleecurtis.substack.com/p/filling-dr...
I'm not taking anymore drink orders tonight. 🥴🍸
That's the short version.
The longer version is here because it involved video and pictures and my desire to post it here:
lisaleecurtis.substack.com/p/filling-dr...
I'm not taking anymore drink orders tonight. 🥴🍸
Born on this day in 1922 - if there WAS a god, she would have been 103 today!
Read more about Queen Betty White and so many others in Brief Biographies of Badass Bitches.
Volume I 📚
www.books2read.com/badassbitches
Volume II 📚
www.books2read.com/badassbitches2
Read more about Queen Betty White and so many others in Brief Biographies of Badass Bitches.
Volume I 📚
www.books2read.com/badassbitches
Volume II 📚
www.books2read.com/badassbitches2
January 18, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Born on this day in 1922 - if there WAS a god, she would have been 103 today!
Read more about Queen Betty White and so many others in Brief Biographies of Badass Bitches.
Volume I 📚
www.books2read.com/badassbitches
Volume II 📚
www.books2read.com/badassbitches2
Read more about Queen Betty White and so many others in Brief Biographies of Badass Bitches.
Volume I 📚
www.books2read.com/badassbitches
Volume II 📚
www.books2read.com/badassbitches2
Friends in Southern California:
How are you all faring up there? I'm seeing all the increasingly horrific reports of these wildfires where you're at and I'm worried for those of you that I know are in the affected region.
XO
How are you all faring up there? I'm seeing all the increasingly horrific reports of these wildfires where you're at and I'm worried for those of you that I know are in the affected region.
XO
January 9, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Friends in Southern California:
How are you all faring up there? I'm seeing all the increasingly horrific reports of these wildfires where you're at and I'm worried for those of you that I know are in the affected region.
XO
How are you all faring up there? I'm seeing all the increasingly horrific reports of these wildfires where you're at and I'm worried for those of you that I know are in the affected region.
XO
𝕊𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕗𝕖𝕝𝕕, ℂ𝕙𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕞𝕒𝕤 ℙ𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕤,
𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕌𝕟𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝔻𝕚𝕔𝕜 (ℙ𝕒𝕣𝕥 𝟙 𝕠𝕗 𝟚)
SUBSTACK:
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Patreon:
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It's free to read, but paid subscriptions are what keeps the machine that is me running and books about badass women published.
XO
𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕌𝕟𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝔻𝕚𝕔𝕜 (ℙ𝕒𝕣𝕥 𝟙 𝕠𝕗 𝟚)
SUBSTACK:
lisaleecurtis.substack.com/.../seinfeld....
-OR-
Patreon:
www.patreon.com/posts/118360...
It's free to read, but paid subscriptions are what keeps the machine that is me running and books about badass women published.
XO
December 21, 2024 at 8:42 PM
𝕊𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕗𝕖𝕝𝕕, ℂ𝕙𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕞𝕒𝕤 ℙ𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕤,
𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕌𝕟𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝔻𝕚𝕔𝕜 (ℙ𝕒𝕣𝕥 𝟙 𝕠𝕗 𝟚)
SUBSTACK:
lisaleecurtis.substack.com/.../seinfeld....
-OR-
Patreon:
www.patreon.com/posts/118360...
It's free to read, but paid subscriptions are what keeps the machine that is me running and books about badass women published.
XO
𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕌𝕟𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝔻𝕚𝕔𝕜 (ℙ𝕒𝕣𝕥 𝟙 𝕠𝕗 𝟚)
SUBSTACK:
lisaleecurtis.substack.com/.../seinfeld....
-OR-
Patreon:
www.patreon.com/posts/118360...
It's free to read, but paid subscriptions are what keeps the machine that is me running and books about badass women published.
XO
December 21, 2024 at 8:40 PM
𝕐𝕖𝕤, 𝕍𝕚𝕣𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕚𝕒. 𝕎𝕖 𝔻𝕆 𝕖𝕒𝕥 𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕓𝕦𝕗𝕗𝕖𝕥 𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕚𝕡 𝕔𝕝𝕦𝕓.
“But I’m eating tho...the seats at the rack are the only open seats.”
Cool. Get your money out. You’re tipping her.
“I’ll just tell her that I’m only up there to eat, she’ll unders...“
NO.
lisaleecurtis.substack.com/p/yes-virgin...
“But I’m eating tho...the seats at the rack are the only open seats.”
Cool. Get your money out. You’re tipping her.
“I’ll just tell her that I’m only up there to eat, she’ll unders...“
NO.
lisaleecurtis.substack.com/p/yes-virgin...
December 18, 2024 at 5:15 PM
𝕐𝕖𝕤, 𝕍𝕚𝕣𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕚𝕒. 𝕎𝕖 𝔻𝕆 𝕖𝕒𝕥 𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕓𝕦𝕗𝕗𝕖𝕥 𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕚𝕡 𝕔𝕝𝕦𝕓.
“But I’m eating tho...the seats at the rack are the only open seats.”
Cool. Get your money out. You’re tipping her.
“I’ll just tell her that I’m only up there to eat, she’ll unders...“
NO.
lisaleecurtis.substack.com/p/yes-virgin...
“But I’m eating tho...the seats at the rack are the only open seats.”
Cool. Get your money out. You’re tipping her.
“I’ll just tell her that I’m only up there to eat, she’ll unders...“
NO.
lisaleecurtis.substack.com/p/yes-virgin...
Given the name Claudine at the hospital in Nice, France on December 15th, 1973, she became world-renowned yet woefully underrated, known as “the bad girl," and a rebel, though she prefers the word “fearless,” in one of the wh*test sports there is - figure skating.
www.lisaleecurtis.com/books 📚
www.lisaleecurtis.com/books 📚
December 15, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Given the name Claudine at the hospital in Nice, France on December 15th, 1973, she became world-renowned yet woefully underrated, known as “the bad girl," and a rebel, though she prefers the word “fearless,” in one of the wh*test sports there is - figure skating.
www.lisaleecurtis.com/books 📚
www.lisaleecurtis.com/books 📚
Good morning, Sinners.
What's your soundtrack for this beautiful Sunday morning?
I fell backward into a wormhole to the late 90s, which isn't unusual for me.
spotify.link/jS0hvOJBlPb
Go nuts if and join the whole "Spotify Jam" if you're into time warps and Gregorian chants.
What's your soundtrack for this beautiful Sunday morning?
I fell backward into a wormhole to the late 90s, which isn't unusual for me.
spotify.link/jS0hvOJBlPb
Go nuts if and join the whole "Spotify Jam" if you're into time warps and Gregorian chants.
December 15, 2024 at 1:39 PM
Good morning, Sinners.
What's your soundtrack for this beautiful Sunday morning?
I fell backward into a wormhole to the late 90s, which isn't unusual for me.
spotify.link/jS0hvOJBlPb
Go nuts if and join the whole "Spotify Jam" if you're into time warps and Gregorian chants.
What's your soundtrack for this beautiful Sunday morning?
I fell backward into a wormhole to the late 90s, which isn't unusual for me.
spotify.link/jS0hvOJBlPb
Go nuts if and join the whole "Spotify Jam" if you're into time warps and Gregorian chants.
Reason #972 I love living in Costa Rica. We get our coffee from the same dude we get our weed from.
He also builds houses. He wears all the hats.
Fuck your tariffs, you nasty, orange, smegma-scented shitgoblin.
☕
He also builds houses. He wears all the hats.
Fuck your tariffs, you nasty, orange, smegma-scented shitgoblin.
☕
November 18, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Reason #972 I love living in Costa Rica. We get our coffee from the same dude we get our weed from.
He also builds houses. He wears all the hats.
Fuck your tariffs, you nasty, orange, smegma-scented shitgoblin.
☕
He also builds houses. He wears all the hats.
Fuck your tariffs, you nasty, orange, smegma-scented shitgoblin.
☕
Do you ever feel like you're being watched?
December 7, 2023 at 2:24 PM
Do you ever feel like you're being watched?
Volume I and Volume II are both available everywhere you can buy books (if your local store doesn't have it yet, they can order it through Ingram!) in eBook, Paperback, and Hardcover.
Amazon/Kindle:
Vol 1
amzn.to/47ELfcw
Vol. 2
amzn.to/3T6XdXY
Go to: www.lisaleecurtis.com/books for more. XO
Amazon/Kindle:
Vol 1
amzn.to/47ELfcw
Vol. 2
amzn.to/3T6XdXY
Go to: www.lisaleecurtis.com/books for more. XO
December 5, 2023 at 2:05 PM
Volume I and Volume II are both available everywhere you can buy books (if your local store doesn't have it yet, they can order it through Ingram!) in eBook, Paperback, and Hardcover.
Amazon/Kindle:
Vol 1
amzn.to/47ELfcw
Vol. 2
amzn.to/3T6XdXY
Go to: www.lisaleecurtis.com/books for more. XO
Amazon/Kindle:
Vol 1
amzn.to/47ELfcw
Vol. 2
amzn.to/3T6XdXY
Go to: www.lisaleecurtis.com/books for more. XO