Vagina Devil Magic | Lisa Lee Curtis
@vaginadevilmagic.bsky.social
Author and internet loudmouth: I am a meat popsicle
BREAKING NEWS: Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton has facilitated the arrest of midwife Maria Margarita Rojas, charging her with providing "illegal abortions."
She faces up to 20 years in prison.
Read more here:
www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with...
She faces up to 20 years in prison.
Read more here:
www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with...
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March 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton has facilitated the arrest of midwife Maria Margarita Rojas, charging her with providing "illegal abortions."
She faces up to 20 years in prison.
Read more here:
www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with...
She faces up to 20 years in prison.
Read more here:
www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with...
I posted a silly "tease" story on Facebook yesterday (more context in the link).
And this time, people were all:
PLEASE JUST FUCKING WRITE THE REST OF THE STORY.
So I did.
lisaleecurtis.substack.com/p/she-purrs-...
If you need a therapist after reading this, well, that's on you.
XO
And this time, people were all:
PLEASE JUST FUCKING WRITE THE REST OF THE STORY.
So I did.
lisaleecurtis.substack.com/p/she-purrs-...
If you need a therapist after reading this, well, that's on you.
XO
She Purrs (the rest of the story)
Ssssss, you...you take my breath awaaaaay...
lisaleecurtis.substack.com
March 11, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I posted a silly "tease" story on Facebook yesterday (more context in the link).
And this time, people were all:
PLEASE JUST FUCKING WRITE THE REST OF THE STORY.
So I did.
lisaleecurtis.substack.com/p/she-purrs-...
If you need a therapist after reading this, well, that's on you.
XO
And this time, people were all:
PLEASE JUST FUCKING WRITE THE REST OF THE STORY.
So I did.
lisaleecurtis.substack.com/p/she-purrs-...
If you need a therapist after reading this, well, that's on you.
XO
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First they came for the Palestinian protestor and I said “hey you Nazi fucks, you’re being Nazis, everyone else we need to shut these motherfuckers down RIGHT now” because I actually paid attention to the poem
March 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
First they came for the Palestinian protestor and I said “hey you Nazi fucks, you’re being Nazis, everyone else we need to shut these motherfuckers down RIGHT now” because I actually paid attention to the poem
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Elon’s estranged daughter has re-entered the chat
January 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Elon’s estranged daughter has re-entered the chat
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When Elon Musk’s Son Wants A Hug
February 13, 2025 at 11:54 AM
When Elon Musk’s Son Wants A Hug
THE NEW CALENDAR’S HERE!
Substack:
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Patreon:
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This article is one of the free ones because like . . .
THE NEW CALENDAR’S HERE!
Substack:
lisaleecurtis.substack.com/p/the-new-ca...
- OR -
Patreon:
www.patreon.com/posts/new-ca...
This article is one of the free ones because like . . .
THE NEW CALENDAR’S HERE!
February 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
THE NEW CALENDAR’S HERE!
Substack:
lisaleecurtis.substack.com/p/the-new-ca...
- OR -
Patreon:
www.patreon.com/posts/new-ca...
This article is one of the free ones because like . . .
THE NEW CALENDAR’S HERE!
Substack:
lisaleecurtis.substack.com/p/the-new-ca...
- OR -
Patreon:
www.patreon.com/posts/new-ca...
This article is one of the free ones because like . . .
THE NEW CALENDAR’S HERE!
I have gotten multiple restrictions on FB over the last decade for posting this.
Please tell me Bluesky is ok with "bullying" Hitler.
Please tell me Bluesky is ok with "bullying" Hitler.
February 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I have gotten multiple restrictions on FB over the last decade for posting this.
Please tell me Bluesky is ok with "bullying" Hitler.
Please tell me Bluesky is ok with "bullying" Hitler.
*clears throat*
🎼 . . . all my moisture is gone,
I'm a tumbleweed down there.
My vagina is tumblin in the wiiiiiind. 🎶
www.threads.net/@chasingoz/p...
🎼 . . . all my moisture is gone,
I'm a tumbleweed down there.
My vagina is tumblin in the wiiiiiind. 🎶
www.threads.net/@chasingoz/p...
January 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
*clears throat*
🎼 . . . all my moisture is gone,
I'm a tumbleweed down there.
My vagina is tumblin in the wiiiiiind. 🎶
www.threads.net/@chasingoz/p...
🎼 . . . all my moisture is gone,
I'm a tumbleweed down there.
My vagina is tumblin in the wiiiiiind. 🎶
www.threads.net/@chasingoz/p...
Before you clickity clack on that keyboard...you should probably ask yourself:
Am I - a person who is about to laugh react a post about behaviors and corresponding actions that have harmed people - a piece of shit?"
lisaleecurtis.substack.com/p/are-you-a-...
January 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Before you clickity clack on that keyboard...you should probably ask yourself:
Am I - a person who is about to laugh react a post about behaviors and corresponding actions that have harmed people - a piece of shit?"
lisaleecurtis.substack.com/p/are-you-a-...
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This is what a true champion and supporter looks like.
Thank you, Bishop Budde!
#transgender #lgbtq #lgbtqia #compassion #empathy #kindness #champion #supporter
Thank you, Bishop Budde!
#transgender #lgbtq #lgbtqia #compassion #empathy #kindness #champion #supporter
January 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
This is what a true champion and supporter looks like.
Thank you, Bishop Budde!
#transgender #lgbtq #lgbtqia #compassion #empathy #kindness #champion #supporter
Thank you, Bishop Budde!
#transgender #lgbtq #lgbtqia #compassion #empathy #kindness #champion #supporter
I had a weird dream where someone came to a book signing and wanted a cocktail.
That's the short version.
The longer version is here because it involved video and pictures and my desire to post it here:
lisaleecurtis.substack.com/p/filling-dr...
I'm not taking anymore drink orders tonight. 🥴🍸
That's the short version.
The longer version is here because it involved video and pictures and my desire to post it here:
lisaleecurtis.substack.com/p/filling-dr...
I'm not taking anymore drink orders tonight. 🥴🍸
January 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I had a weird dream where someone came to a book signing and wanted a cocktail.
That's the short version.
The longer version is here because it involved video and pictures and my desire to post it here:
lisaleecurtis.substack.com/p/filling-dr...
I'm not taking anymore drink orders tonight. 🥴🍸
That's the short version.
The longer version is here because it involved video and pictures and my desire to post it here:
lisaleecurtis.substack.com/p/filling-dr...
I'm not taking anymore drink orders tonight. 🥴🍸
Born on this day in 1922 - if there WAS a god, she would have been 103 today!
Read more about Queen Betty White and so many others in Brief Biographies of Badass Bitches.
Volume I 📚
www.books2read.com/badassbitches
Volume II 📚
www.books2read.com/badassbitches2
Read more about Queen Betty White and so many others in Brief Biographies of Badass Bitches.
Volume I 📚
www.books2read.com/badassbitches
Volume II 📚
www.books2read.com/badassbitches2
January 18, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Born on this day in 1922 - if there WAS a god, she would have been 103 today!
Read more about Queen Betty White and so many others in Brief Biographies of Badass Bitches.
Volume I 📚
www.books2read.com/badassbitches
Volume II 📚
www.books2read.com/badassbitches2
Read more about Queen Betty White and so many others in Brief Biographies of Badass Bitches.
Volume I 📚
www.books2read.com/badassbitches
Volume II 📚
www.books2read.com/badassbitches2
Thanks, @colin-dawny.bsky.social. ❤️
Great post from Lisa Lee Curtis FB page.🎯
@vaginadevilmagic.bsky.social
Unconditional discharge is what leaks into Donold's diaper.
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Unconditional discharge is what leaks into Donold's diaper.
January 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Thanks, @colin-dawny.bsky.social. ❤️
Friends in Southern California:
How are you all faring up there? I'm seeing all the increasingly horrific reports of these wildfires where you're at and I'm worried for those of you that I know are in the affected region.
XO
How are you all faring up there? I'm seeing all the increasingly horrific reports of these wildfires where you're at and I'm worried for those of you that I know are in the affected region.
XO
January 9, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Friends in Southern California:
How are you all faring up there? I'm seeing all the increasingly horrific reports of these wildfires where you're at and I'm worried for those of you that I know are in the affected region.
XO
How are you all faring up there? I'm seeing all the increasingly horrific reports of these wildfires where you're at and I'm worried for those of you that I know are in the affected region.
XO
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Fascinating video on Steam trends, especially these statistics- of all the games released in Steam in 2024, just 2.5% had the "LBGTQ+" tag and 7% had the "female protagonist" tag. This is supposedly the political trend that's overwhelming and destroying gaming.
youtu.be/qiNv3qv-YbU?...
youtu.be/qiNv3qv-YbU?...
December 11, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Fascinating video on Steam trends, especially these statistics- of all the games released in Steam in 2024, just 2.5% had the "LBGTQ+" tag and 7% had the "female protagonist" tag. This is supposedly the political trend that's overwhelming and destroying gaming.
youtu.be/qiNv3qv-YbU?...
youtu.be/qiNv3qv-YbU?...
𝕊𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕗𝕖𝕝𝕕, ℂ𝕙𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕞𝕒𝕤 ℙ𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕤,
𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕌𝕟𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝔻𝕚𝕔𝕜 (ℙ𝕒𝕣𝕥 𝟙 𝕠𝕗 𝟚)
SUBSTACK:
lisaleecurtis.substack.com/.../seinfeld....
-OR-
Patreon:
www.patreon.com/posts/118360...
It's free to read, but paid subscriptions are what keeps the machine that is me running and books about badass women published.
XO
𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕌𝕟𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝔻𝕚𝕔𝕜 (ℙ𝕒𝕣𝕥 𝟙 𝕠𝕗 𝟚)
SUBSTACK:
lisaleecurtis.substack.com/.../seinfeld....
-OR-
Patreon:
www.patreon.com/posts/118360...
It's free to read, but paid subscriptions are what keeps the machine that is me running and books about badass women published.
XO
December 21, 2024 at 8:42 PM
𝕊𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕗𝕖𝕝𝕕, ℂ𝕙𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕞𝕒𝕤 ℙ𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕤,
𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕌𝕟𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝔻𝕚𝕔𝕜 (ℙ𝕒𝕣𝕥 𝟙 𝕠𝕗 𝟚)
SUBSTACK:
lisaleecurtis.substack.com/.../seinfeld....
-OR-
Patreon:
www.patreon.com/posts/118360...
It's free to read, but paid subscriptions are what keeps the machine that is me running and books about badass women published.
XO
𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕌𝕟𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝔻𝕚𝕔𝕜 (ℙ𝕒𝕣𝕥 𝟙 𝕠𝕗 𝟚)
SUBSTACK:
lisaleecurtis.substack.com/.../seinfeld....
-OR-
Patreon:
www.patreon.com/posts/118360...
It's free to read, but paid subscriptions are what keeps the machine that is me running and books about badass women published.
XO
December 21, 2024 at 8:40 PM
𝕐𝕖𝕤, 𝕍𝕚𝕣𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕚𝕒. 𝕎𝕖 𝔻𝕆 𝕖𝕒𝕥 𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕓𝕦𝕗𝕗𝕖𝕥 𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕚𝕡 𝕔𝕝𝕦𝕓.
“But I’m eating tho...the seats at the rack are the only open seats.”
Cool. Get your money out. You’re tipping her.
“I’ll just tell her that I’m only up there to eat, she’ll unders...“
NO.
lisaleecurtis.substack.com/p/yes-virgin...
“But I’m eating tho...the seats at the rack are the only open seats.”
Cool. Get your money out. You’re tipping her.
“I’ll just tell her that I’m only up there to eat, she’ll unders...“
NO.
lisaleecurtis.substack.com/p/yes-virgin...
December 18, 2024 at 5:15 PM
𝕐𝕖𝕤, 𝕍𝕚𝕣𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕚𝕒. 𝕎𝕖 𝔻𝕆 𝕖𝕒𝕥 𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕓𝕦𝕗𝕗𝕖𝕥 𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕚𝕡 𝕔𝕝𝕦𝕓.
“But I’m eating tho...the seats at the rack are the only open seats.”
Cool. Get your money out. You’re tipping her.
“I’ll just tell her that I’m only up there to eat, she’ll unders...“
NO.
lisaleecurtis.substack.com/p/yes-virgin...
“But I’m eating tho...the seats at the rack are the only open seats.”
Cool. Get your money out. You’re tipping her.
“I’ll just tell her that I’m only up there to eat, she’ll unders...“
NO.
lisaleecurtis.substack.com/p/yes-virgin...
Given the name Claudine at the hospital in Nice, France on December 15th, 1973, she became world-renowned yet woefully underrated, known as “the bad girl," and a rebel, though she prefers the word “fearless,” in one of the wh*test sports there is - figure skating.
www.lisaleecurtis.com/books 📚
www.lisaleecurtis.com/books 📚
December 15, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Given the name Claudine at the hospital in Nice, France on December 15th, 1973, she became world-renowned yet woefully underrated, known as “the bad girl," and a rebel, though she prefers the word “fearless,” in one of the wh*test sports there is - figure skating.
www.lisaleecurtis.com/books 📚
www.lisaleecurtis.com/books 📚
Good morning, Sinners.
What's your soundtrack for this beautiful Sunday morning?
I fell backward into a wormhole to the late 90s, which isn't unusual for me.
spotify.link/jS0hvOJBlPb
Go nuts if and join the whole "Spotify Jam" if you're into time warps and Gregorian chants.
What's your soundtrack for this beautiful Sunday morning?
I fell backward into a wormhole to the late 90s, which isn't unusual for me.
spotify.link/jS0hvOJBlPb
Go nuts if and join the whole "Spotify Jam" if you're into time warps and Gregorian chants.
December 15, 2024 at 1:39 PM
Good morning, Sinners.
What's your soundtrack for this beautiful Sunday morning?
I fell backward into a wormhole to the late 90s, which isn't unusual for me.
spotify.link/jS0hvOJBlPb
Go nuts if and join the whole "Spotify Jam" if you're into time warps and Gregorian chants.
What's your soundtrack for this beautiful Sunday morning?
I fell backward into a wormhole to the late 90s, which isn't unusual for me.
spotify.link/jS0hvOJBlPb
Go nuts if and join the whole "Spotify Jam" if you're into time warps and Gregorian chants.
Reason #972 I love living in Costa Rica. We get our coffee from the same dude we get our weed from.
He also builds houses. He wears all the hats.
Fuck your tariffs, you nasty, orange, smegma-scented shitgoblin.
☕
He also builds houses. He wears all the hats.
Fuck your tariffs, you nasty, orange, smegma-scented shitgoblin.
☕
November 18, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Reason #972 I love living in Costa Rica. We get our coffee from the same dude we get our weed from.
He also builds houses. He wears all the hats.
Fuck your tariffs, you nasty, orange, smegma-scented shitgoblin.
☕
He also builds houses. He wears all the hats.
Fuck your tariffs, you nasty, orange, smegma-scented shitgoblin.
☕
“If my life wasn't funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.” - Carrie Fisher
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SUBSTACK:
lisaleecurtis.substack.com/p/if-my-life...
- OR -
PATREON:
www.patreon.com/posts/93119646
There are pictures, there's humor, there's cannibalism (of sorts).
🙃
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SUBSTACK:
lisaleecurtis.substack.com/p/if-my-life...
- OR -
PATREON:
www.patreon.com/posts/93119646
There are pictures, there's humor, there's cannibalism (of sorts).
🙃
If my life wasn't funny . . .
This is a piece from last year that came up on my FB memories - I've decided to reshare it here becuase it's fuckin weird - some good, some bad, some "what the actual fuuuuuck .
lisaleecurtis.substack.com
November 18, 2024 at 3:27 PM
“If my life wasn't funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.” - Carrie Fisher
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SUBSTACK:
lisaleecurtis.substack.com/p/if-my-life...
- OR -
PATREON:
www.patreon.com/posts/93119646
There are pictures, there's humor, there's cannibalism (of sorts).
🙃
-------------------------------
SUBSTACK:
lisaleecurtis.substack.com/p/if-my-life...
- OR -
PATREON:
www.patreon.com/posts/93119646
There are pictures, there's humor, there's cannibalism (of sorts).
🙃
Hi, all. I'm not active here, but this could change.
*gestures at fuckin everything*
XO
*gestures at fuckin everything*
XO
November 11, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Hi, all. I'm not active here, but this could change.
*gestures at fuckin everything*
XO
*gestures at fuckin everything*
XO