come for the complaining, stay for the occasional decent thought.
to the person who ticketed my shit- I hope every time you take a deep breath in, you’re never able to fully catch your breath.
I hope every time you sneeze it’s unsatisfying
I hope you crash every car you drive and live to pay insurance. bitch
to the person who ticketed my shit- I hope every time you take a deep breath in, you’re never able to fully catch your breath.
I hope every time you sneeze it’s unsatisfying
I hope you crash every car you drive and live to pay insurance. bitch
and THEN watched as an adult and finished the whole thing and was still like “yeah it was better when it ended at intermission”
😒 dpmo
and THEN watched as an adult and finished the whole thing and was still like “yeah it was better when it ended at intermission”
😒 dpmo
goodness gracious
goodness gracious
I need to never see ads again. the fuck is this stupidity
I need to never see ads again. the fuck is this stupidity
but the pace at which people be working behind a counter enrages me bro
but the pace at which people be working behind a counter enrages me bro
I’m at the end of the season 1 and HOLY HELL Kathy Bates is such a BRILLIANT ACTRESS. MY GOODNESS.
CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one
PELOSI: Take the shot
CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one
PELOSI: Take the shot
looks like we’re in this.
looks like we’re in this.
The new owners removed that, restored the murals, and it looks 100% better.
He ruins all that is beautiful, but we can fix it when he's gone.
The new owners removed that, restored the murals, and it looks 100% better.
He ruins all that is beautiful, but we can fix it when he's gone.
I’m begging yall to please do less with your perfumes. PLEASE.
I’m begging yall to please do less with your perfumes. PLEASE.
I’m literally learning the synopsis of Gypsy like right now. I’ve known it’s a legendary musical and a broadway standard.
but I never knew what it was about
I’m literally learning the synopsis of Gypsy like right now. I’ve known it’s a legendary musical and a broadway standard.
but I never knew what it was about
My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.