Valenimi 🎨
@valenimi.bsky.social
board games🎲 parks🎢 & comic strips✍️
photography on road trips📷
blackstrap rum🥥🍹 pancakes🍁
easy mode⚪️🧔🏻 low stakes😎
raised Catholic🇮🇪✝️ dead inside🪦
recognizing genocide🍉
ain't British but I'll say "you lot"🖕🇬🇧
I fear not ghosts, I fear them not🫣
photography on road trips📷
blackstrap rum🥥🍹 pancakes🍁
easy mode⚪️🧔🏻 low stakes😎
raised Catholic🇮🇪✝️ dead inside🪦
recognizing genocide🍉
ain't British but I'll say "you lot"🖕🇬🇧
I fear not ghosts, I fear them not🫣
Nothing happier than when you're riding around & the universe randomly serves up Klansmen for you to kill.
My most recent playthrough, it happened right after I found the pirate sword. I was in need of some people who deserved to be hacked to pieces with a sword & the universe obliged. Serendipity.
My most recent playthrough, it happened right after I found the pirate sword. I was in need of some people who deserved to be hacked to pieces with a sword & the universe obliged. Serendipity.
September 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Nothing happier than when you're riding around & the universe randomly serves up Klansmen for you to kill.
My most recent playthrough, it happened right after I found the pirate sword. I was in need of some people who deserved to be hacked to pieces with a sword & the universe obliged. Serendipity.
My most recent playthrough, it happened right after I found the pirate sword. I was in need of some people who deserved to be hacked to pieces with a sword & the universe obliged. Serendipity.
Somebody made a game called Chicken vs Hotdog where its Amazon reviews openly call out that the Hotdog is a dildo with a suction cup on it.
It's weird how, if we could just change a dozen things about the political & socioeconomic landscape, this could actually be the best time to be alive.
It's weird how, if we could just change a dozen things about the political & socioeconomic landscape, this could actually be the best time to be alive.
July 17, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Somebody made a game called Chicken vs Hotdog where its Amazon reviews openly call out that the Hotdog is a dildo with a suction cup on it.
It's weird how, if we could just change a dozen things about the political & socioeconomic landscape, this could actually be the best time to be alive.
It's weird how, if we could just change a dozen things about the political & socioeconomic landscape, this could actually be the best time to be alive.
I'm embarrassed by how many hours I've put into it.
June 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I'm embarrassed by how many hours I've put into it.
Didn't even have to. One of the many block lists I subscribed to on the day I signed up here automatically took care of it for me.
June 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Didn't even have to. One of the many block lists I subscribed to on the day I signed up here automatically took care of it for me.
Six years ago when I first played the game, I was fresh off a breakup and this throwaway line in the journal snuck up on me & absolutely broke me.
"She went and left me. She weren't wrong. I'd leave me if I could."
"She went and left me. She weren't wrong. I'd leave me if I could."
May 23, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Six years ago when I first played the game, I was fresh off a breakup and this throwaway line in the journal snuck up on me & absolutely broke me.
"She went and left me. She weren't wrong. I'd leave me if I could."
"She went and left me. She weren't wrong. I'd leave me if I could."
Daily Bread.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 50.
This one's kind of about High Fidelity & kind of about Serendipity.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 50.
This one's kind of about High Fidelity & kind of about Serendipity.
May 22, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Daily Bread.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 50.
This one's kind of about High Fidelity & kind of about Serendipity.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 50.
This one's kind of about High Fidelity & kind of about Serendipity.
Daily Bread.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 49.
This one's about sexuality being a spectrum & chintz being seductive.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 49.
This one's about sexuality being a spectrum & chintz being seductive.
May 21, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Daily Bread.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 49.
This one's about sexuality being a spectrum & chintz being seductive.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 49.
This one's about sexuality being a spectrum & chintz being seductive.
Daily Bread.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 48.
This one's about phone usage & being discreet when high.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 48.
This one's about phone usage & being discreet when high.
May 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Daily Bread.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 48.
This one's about phone usage & being discreet when high.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 48.
This one's about phone usage & being discreet when high.
Daily Bread.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 47.
This one's about What About Bob?
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 47.
This one's about What About Bob?
May 19, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Daily Bread.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 47.
This one's about What About Bob?
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 47.
This one's about What About Bob?
Daily Bread.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 46.
This one's about folding tortillas.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 46.
This one's about folding tortillas.
May 18, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Daily Bread.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 46.
This one's about folding tortillas.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 46.
This one's about folding tortillas.
Daily Bread.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 45.
This one's about being really high & turns of phrase.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 45.
This one's about being really high & turns of phrase.
May 17, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Daily Bread.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 45.
This one's about being really high & turns of phrase.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 45.
This one's about being really high & turns of phrase.
Daily Bread.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 44.
This one's about accents & crushes.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 44.
This one's about accents & crushes.
May 16, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Daily Bread.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 44.
This one's about accents & crushes.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 44.
This one's about accents & crushes.
Daily Bread.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 43.
This one's about accents & disappointment.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 43.
This one's about accents & disappointment.
May 15, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Daily Bread.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 43.
This one's about accents & disappointment.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 43.
This one's about accents & disappointment.
Daily Bread.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 42.
This one's about nostalgia & music & video games.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 42.
This one's about nostalgia & music & video games.
May 14, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Daily Bread.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 42.
This one's about nostalgia & music & video games.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 42.
This one's about nostalgia & music & video games.
Currently pursuing the pretty rare Grin & Bear It achievement trophy.
It calls for surviving a grizzly mauling, fighting the bear off with your knife, then killing the bear while you're still on your back. And you have to do this 18 times.
I feel bad intentionally getting my dude mauled.
It calls for surviving a grizzly mauling, fighting the bear off with your knife, then killing the bear while you're still on your back. And you have to do this 18 times.
I feel bad intentionally getting my dude mauled.
May 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Currently pursuing the pretty rare Grin & Bear It achievement trophy.
It calls for surviving a grizzly mauling, fighting the bear off with your knife, then killing the bear while you're still on your back. And you have to do this 18 times.
I feel bad intentionally getting my dude mauled.
It calls for surviving a grizzly mauling, fighting the bear off with your knife, then killing the bear while you're still on your back. And you have to do this 18 times.
I feel bad intentionally getting my dude mauled.
Daily Bread.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 41.
This one's about accidentally coming up with cool band names.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 41.
This one's about accidentally coming up with cool band names.
May 13, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Daily Bread.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 41.
This one's about accidentally coming up with cool band names.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 41.
This one's about accidentally coming up with cool band names.
Daily Bread.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's day 40.
This one's about language & people who pivot every subject back to their faith. And, hey, remember the rapper Nelly?
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's day 40.
This one's about language & people who pivot every subject back to their faith. And, hey, remember the rapper Nelly?
May 12, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Daily Bread.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's day 40.
This one's about language & people who pivot every subject back to their faith. And, hey, remember the rapper Nelly?
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's day 40.
This one's about language & people who pivot every subject back to their faith. And, hey, remember the rapper Nelly?
So instead of the singer being a rolled-up bill, I assume it would be a writ of habeas corpus or something?
May 12, 2025 at 6:00 AM
So instead of the singer being a rolled-up bill, I assume it would be a writ of habeas corpus or something?
Daily Bread.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 39.
This one's about self-portraits and the poses people choose.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 39.
This one's about self-portraits and the poses people choose.
May 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Daily Bread.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 39.
This one's about self-portraits and the poses people choose.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 39.
This one's about self-portraits and the poses people choose.
Daily Bread.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 38.
This one's about nostalgia & finding ways to still feel cool after you've grown up.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 38.
This one's about nostalgia & finding ways to still feel cool after you've grown up.
May 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Daily Bread.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 38.
This one's about nostalgia & finding ways to still feel cool after you've grown up.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 38.
This one's about nostalgia & finding ways to still feel cool after you've grown up.
"Unshaken" by D'Angelo was a music cue to end the story as the hero breathes his last. Very moving.
I was a kid when D'Angelo and his Brown Sugar album blew up. If you told me 30 years later I'd be crying at a D'Angelo needle drop in a videogame about cowboys, I'd have laughed.
I was a kid when D'Angelo and his Brown Sugar album blew up. If you told me 30 years later I'd be crying at a D'Angelo needle drop in a videogame about cowboys, I'd have laughed.
May 10, 2025 at 8:07 AM
"Unshaken" by D'Angelo was a music cue to end the story as the hero breathes his last. Very moving.
I was a kid when D'Angelo and his Brown Sugar album blew up. If you told me 30 years later I'd be crying at a D'Angelo needle drop in a videogame about cowboys, I'd have laughed.
I was a kid when D'Angelo and his Brown Sugar album blew up. If you told me 30 years later I'd be crying at a D'Angelo needle drop in a videogame about cowboys, I'd have laughed.
The song choice and execution of this scene, with the protagonist knowingly taking one last ride to his own death as they play snippets of dialog based on the choices you made in the game?
Hard to top what Red Dead Redemption does here.
Hard to top what Red Dead Redemption does here.
May 10, 2025 at 7:57 AM
The song choice and execution of this scene, with the protagonist knowingly taking one last ride to his own death as they play snippets of dialog based on the choices you made in the game?
Hard to top what Red Dead Redemption does here.
Hard to top what Red Dead Redemption does here.
Daily Bread.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 37.
This one's about Star Wars force ghosts & being too hard on ourselves.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 37.
This one's about Star Wars force ghosts & being too hard on ourselves.
May 9, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Daily Bread.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 37.
This one's about Star Wars force ghosts & being too hard on ourselves.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 37.
This one's about Star Wars force ghosts & being too hard on ourselves.
Daily Bread.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 36.
This one's about that stupid hard seltzer ad I've seen so many times, its stupid song is burned into my stupid brain.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 36.
This one's about that stupid hard seltzer ad I've seen so many times, its stupid song is burned into my stupid brain.
May 8, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Daily Bread.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 36.
This one's about that stupid hard seltzer ad I've seen so many times, its stupid song is burned into my stupid brain.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 36.
This one's about that stupid hard seltzer ad I've seen so many times, its stupid song is burned into my stupid brain.
Daily Bread.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 35.
This one's about singing & coupons.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 35.
This one's about singing & coupons.
May 7, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Daily Bread.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 35.
This one's about singing & coupons.
A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 35.
This one's about singing & coupons.