Valentine Hellman
@valentinehellman.bsky.social
Pacific Northwesterner trying to get through the darkest timeline.
All 11 songs my friends and I recorded are online now as a 22-minute album. If you try it and hate it, at least it’ll be over with quickly.
January 1, 2026 at 7:48 PM
All 11 songs my friends and I recorded are online now as a 22-minute album. If you try it and hate it, at least it’ll be over with quickly.
Two more new songs
Spotify:
open.spotify.com/album/3uqCLz...
Apple:
music.apple.com/us/album/pop...
Amazon:
music.amazon.com/albums/B0GB2...
Spotify:
open.spotify.com/album/3uqCLz...
Apple:
music.apple.com/us/album/pop...
Amazon:
music.amazon.com/albums/B0GB2...
December 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Two more new songs
Spotify:
open.spotify.com/album/3uqCLz...
Apple:
music.apple.com/us/album/pop...
Amazon:
music.amazon.com/albums/B0GB2...
Spotify:
open.spotify.com/album/3uqCLz...
Apple:
music.apple.com/us/album/pop...
Amazon:
music.amazon.com/albums/B0GB2...
More new music streaming at the big three now. Hopefully streaming at other services too.
music.amazon.com/artists/B0G5...
music.apple.com/us/artist/sc...
open.spotify.com/album/0d1Ic6...
music.amazon.com/artists/B0G5...
music.apple.com/us/artist/sc...
open.spotify.com/album/0d1Ic6...
December 16, 2025 at 1:43 PM
More new music streaming at the big three now. Hopefully streaming at other services too.
music.amazon.com/artists/B0G5...
music.apple.com/us/artist/sc...
open.spotify.com/album/0d1Ic6...
music.amazon.com/artists/B0G5...
music.apple.com/us/artist/sc...
open.spotify.com/album/0d1Ic6...
Two newly recorded songs online now. If you like They Might Be Giants or Nerf Herder maybe you’ll like this too. If you don’t know who they are, maybe you’ll still like it?
December 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Two newly recorded songs online now. If you like They Might Be Giants or Nerf Herder maybe you’ll like this too. If you don’t know who they are, maybe you’ll still like it?