Valentine Hellman
valentinehellman.bsky.social
Valentine Hellman
@valentinehellman.bsky.social
Pacific Northwesterner trying to get through the darkest timeline.
That is a bigger compliment than you can know.
January 2, 2026 at 2:10 PM
This might be my favorite album of all time. It got me through high school. And then college. Probably the next few years too. Maybe it never stopped? I think I’m losing the thread but I love this band and this album.
January 2, 2026 at 1:54 PM
I’m not that entertaining - but my animals are. They even have their own Instagram. Still, if you think it won’t hurt your cred, I could come on and talk about them. Slide into my DMs or whatever it is on this platform.
January 2, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Thanks.
December 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Flightless Bird Podcast. *warning* This podcast starts with some filthy language (unrelated to the main story) and has some more filthy content near the end (also unrelated to the story). So maybe skip ahead a bit if you want to skip that and then stop once the story ends.
October 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Webworm 
First Article: www.webworm.co/givingthemhe...
Follow up Article:
www.webworm.co/fingresontri...
Giving Them Hell
I rage against Christianity a lot. Today, I listen back.
www.webworm.co
October 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I don’t care what @savagekylan.bsky.social says, I like Vampire Weekend and I like this album.
May 8, 2025 at 12:23 PM