You ever have one of those moments where you're staring at a mirror and go like, "huh you know I look pretty good from this angle?" And then you wake up to a cat biting your nose?

Happy Tuesday everyone!

Great, I hate the French now, thanks #TheGameAwards

People are upset about Pokemon stopped the addition of Eeveelutions but I'm upset that they stopped adding Genders. Like in 1 you just had the 2 lines with different genders, 2 all of them got genders, some of them were enby, 2.5 let the players have gender, then they just stopped adding new ones :(

Society would instantly and dramatically improve if we took the top 50-100% of alt-right talking heads out of the spotlight and put them in a dark room at the bottom of a mine instead.

Almost all of western culture problems are derived from adherence to the false god of the grift

they’re calling him The Adjuster and writing ao3 fic about him…

Death Threats are uncouth and might get you banned on online platforms. Instead say "roll for initiative". It carries the same connotations and they'll think you're joking so you get a surprise round.

Alright, that's it, I'm going to say what all you "political commentators" are too cowardly to say;

Harris would've won if Tim Walz fucked more couches.

Starting a TERF DnD podcast called Gender Critical Role. Entire campaign is sitting in taverns accosting anyone going into the bathrooms. All PCs play as humans with INT and WIS as dump stats, and a backstory that includes at least (1) divorce and/or losing a competition to an 11 year old.

One thing Bluesky has on Twitter is you can shorten it to BS.

"yo, guys did you see this new BS?" sounds cool and fun.

One thing Twitter has on BS is that it's not a ghost town, I mean fr, this place is deader than King Charles in 6 months.