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Santa Damien
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Co-Host of The Bring Me The Axe Horror Podcast // Doin' What Thou Wilt // Extremely powerful
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This week's episode is a look at the chaotic AIP Jaws ripoff, Tentacles. Everyone is acting in a different movie. It ends with a dozen loose ends and Shelley Winters is just doing whatever Shelley wants to do.
Everyone is acting in a different movie in Tentacles, a Jaws ripoff from 1977 #podcast
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You guys, this is Spain's announcement that they would not participate in Eurovision. 👏🏾
Así es como se comunica que España no participará en Eurovision. Bravo RTVE. Bravo Silvia Intxaurrondo. Una vez más.
December 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Is it even remotely possible that Stranger Things lives up to the standard set by the Season 4 finale? That bar is REALLY FUCKING HIGH.
December 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Why the hell is Suzie's house full of feral children with no supervision on Stranger Things?
December 5, 2025 at 12:27 AM
All these awesome new discs from Indicator just came in and I gotta put them on hold so I can watch a really crappy X-File for the podcast.
December 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
This movie rules. 90 minutes of psychedelic blasphemy and screaming.
As modern imitators aiming for the transgressive combustible that is Moctezuma’s ALUCARDA (1977) churn out empty hyperbolic nonsense, swear your fealty to the OG 666 with a sanguinary princess streak as it couches exquisitely explicit blasphemy within romantic echo chambers of yonic yarling.
December 3, 2025 at 8:47 PM
This week's episode is a look at the chaotic AIP Jaws ripoff, Tentacles. Everyone is acting in a different movie. It ends with a dozen loose ends and Shelley Winters is just doing whatever Shelley wants to do.
Everyone is acting in a different movie in Tentacles, a Jaws ripoff from 1977 #podcast
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December 3, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Sabrina Carpenter's post yesterday calling the White House video "evil and disgusting" is in record-setting ratio territory: 1.3 million likes (20x more than WH's), 177,000 reposts, 83 million views
December 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Of interest to weirdos and paranormal folk: I've been staying at a place in TN near a road with a peculiar name. Turns out it has nothing to do with snot and everything to do with spooky bullshit and ghosts. Booger is a southern colloquialism for ghosts and this road is allegedly haunted as hell.
December 2, 2025 at 1:13 AM
"What's that thing when you can't remember? The Berenstein Bears thing?"

"The Mamdani effect."
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Yo. @cauldronfilms.bsky.social is having a crazy sale right now. You have no excuse. You need to get a copy of Mad Foxes.
Mad Foxes, a truly deranged bad movie
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November 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
4 hours is a mega time investment but holy shit, the new Defunctland is great. Best channel on Youtube? Maybe.
Disney's Living Characters: A Broken Promise
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November 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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not beating the “AI art is lazy” allegations
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
We were going to do Karate Warrior (The Boy In The Golden Kimono) for this week's 99 Cent Rental. It's a real wild ripoff of The Karate Kid but there is ZERO information out about this movie so we switched it up. We're doing Tentacles instead and I'm glad. This movie is nuts.
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I'd pulla Kim Jong Il and kidnap filmmakers from other countries to produce all the crazy bullshit I have rolling around in my head.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
If you see this, qtp with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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*Aqualung riff*
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
"Your last saved meme is..."

Y'all are out there saving memes on your phone?
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
This week's episode is a look at the 1982 slasher movie deep cut, Mortuary. In an early role, Bill Paxton plays a necrophile creep in this trashy piece of exploitation grime.
Podcast: Mortuary
An early cash-in on the slasher movie craze is a massive exploitation movie whiff but at least it has Bill Paxton
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November 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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The kind of journalism we need.
* You know how Van Halen had a contract rider demanding bowls of M&Ms with the brown ones removed?

They later claimed that was all a test to make sure venues were reading their contracts. Clever!

BUT WAIT, that claim itself is actually false. I fact-checked it.

Snack Stack exclusive:
In Search of Van Halen's Brown M&Ms
Contract riders and the meaning of a modern pop star
snackstack.net
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Share a reliable character actor

It's criminal that we don't talk about Tim Thomerson more
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?

(The kidnappers are so fucked.)
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I fucking love how Jean Rollin's vampires are always these bougie freak weirdos. They're like is Nadia, Nandor, and Lazlo weren't funny.
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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@hankgreen.bsky.social nooo, Hank don’t do it!!!
November 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I know your soul is not tainted
Even though you've been told so
Can you hear the rumble?
Can you hear the rumble that's calling?
I can feel the thunder that's breaking in your heart
I can see through the scars inside you
November 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Do yourself a favorite and check to see if the Jinkx and Dela Christmas show is playing near you. It's a fucking hilarious send-up of Tales From The Crypt with a ginger bread house instead of a haunted house and a puppet making morbid puns.
November 23, 2025 at 4:46 AM