Valley
@valleey.bsky.social
zillennial bi vaguely woman-shaped pile of insecurities
(she/they)
screaming into the void as a form of self-maintenance
my ramblings may be interspersed with city photography and poems
no idea what I'm doing but that won't stop me anymore
(she/they)
screaming into the void as a form of self-maintenance
my ramblings may be interspersed with city photography and poems
no idea what I'm doing but that won't stop me anymore
Istg if I have to read one more boomer mailing me to "make them an offer" I will do unspeakable things
The offers are on the fucking website you braindead idiot why do I have to do everything for you??
The offers are on the fucking website you braindead idiot why do I have to do everything for you??
December 31, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Istg if I have to read one more boomer mailing me to "make them an offer" I will do unspeakable things
The offers are on the fucking website you braindead idiot why do I have to do everything for you??
The offers are on the fucking website you braindead idiot why do I have to do everything for you??
New Years deep clean done, now to burn some incense and prepare my planner
December 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
New Years deep clean done, now to burn some incense and prepare my planner
Also idk if it's the end of the year or the supremely busy day at work or just me being luteal but jfc I'm on a hair trigger today
December 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Also idk if it's the end of the year or the supremely busy day at work or just me being luteal but jfc I'm on a hair trigger today
I will never understand people writing emails that they want to book x y and z in great detail when they could've used half the time they spent on that email on just fucking booking it themselves
December 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I will never understand people writing emails that they want to book x y and z in great detail when they could've used half the time they spent on that email on just fucking booking it themselves
Browsing the ldr subreddit is such a goldmine lmao
Wholeheartedly recommend it as a partner activity on a lazy sunday morning
Wholeheartedly recommend it as a partner activity on a lazy sunday morning
December 28, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Browsing the ldr subreddit is such a goldmine lmao
Wholeheartedly recommend it as a partner activity on a lazy sunday morning
Wholeheartedly recommend it as a partner activity on a lazy sunday morning
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You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check
December 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check
Yes yes it's how nature intended yada yada but whyyyy do tangerines have seeds, really ruins the moment
December 23, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Yes yes it's how nature intended yada yada but whyyyy do tangerines have seeds, really ruins the moment
I love when customers send me screenshots like "oh it won't let me book xyz please do something"
And I'm like it literally says in your screenshot what you're doing wrong you dumb fucking idiot can you fucking read
And I'm like it literally says in your screenshot what you're doing wrong you dumb fucking idiot can you fucking read
December 22, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I love when customers send me screenshots like "oh it won't let me book xyz please do something"
And I'm like it literally says in your screenshot what you're doing wrong you dumb fucking idiot can you fucking read
And I'm like it literally says in your screenshot what you're doing wrong you dumb fucking idiot can you fucking read
Just saw someone jokingly suggesting a Romney/AOC ticket and not only could that work but it kinda could be unironically good for America idk
December 21, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Just saw someone jokingly suggesting a Romney/AOC ticket and not only could that work but it kinda could be unironically good for America idk
Was wearing a skintight leopard print top and this 50-something yo lady side eyed me HARD
Not sure if I should feel humbled or empowered lmao
Not sure if I should feel humbled or empowered lmao
December 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Was wearing a skintight leopard print top and this 50-something yo lady side eyed me HARD
Not sure if I should feel humbled or empowered lmao
Not sure if I should feel humbled or empowered lmao
Apparently me and gf both had dreams involving horse salami tonight
We didn't do or talk about anything involving horses or salami yesterday so that's pretty weird lol
We didn't do or talk about anything involving horses or salami yesterday so that's pretty weird lol
December 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Apparently me and gf both had dreams involving horse salami tonight
We didn't do or talk about anything involving horses or salami yesterday so that's pretty weird lol
We didn't do or talk about anything involving horses or salami yesterday so that's pretty weird lol
Just saw a dove sitting on those anti-bird spikes you see at train stations
It's my spirit animal now
It's my spirit animal now
December 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Just saw a dove sitting on those anti-bird spikes you see at train stations
It's my spirit animal now
It's my spirit animal now
I had a great plan for a christmas gift for my gf but it's a crafting project and I just don't have the energy yet to do it and idk if I'll manage in the next 18 days
And like I have no idea what to get her instead so that's great
And like I have no idea what to get her instead so that's great
December 6, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I had a great plan for a christmas gift for my gf but it's a crafting project and I just don't have the energy yet to do it and idk if I'll manage in the next 18 days
And like I have no idea what to get her instead so that's great
And like I have no idea what to get her instead so that's great
Had a listening age of 31 in my Wrapped and was like lol
Then like several hours later I realized that's only off by two years and I feel fucking old now lmao
Then like several hours later I realized that's only off by two years and I feel fucking old now lmao
December 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Had a listening age of 31 in my Wrapped and was like lol
Then like several hours later I realized that's only off by two years and I feel fucking old now lmao
Then like several hours later I realized that's only off by two years and I feel fucking old now lmao
I'm in debt for the first time in a long time and I'm really not enjoying it lmao
Thank fuck for minimum wage increase next month
Thank fuck for minimum wage increase next month
December 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I'm in debt for the first time in a long time and I'm really not enjoying it lmao
Thank fuck for minimum wage increase next month
Thank fuck for minimum wage increase next month
How I long to be able to go to social events again without having to analyze how long I'll have to walk and if it's uphill or whatever because anything past 10 minutes on flat ground still wipes me the fuck out and I'm not cleared to do sports again yet to regain my strength
Fuck this fr
Fuck this fr
November 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
How I long to be able to go to social events again without having to analyze how long I'll have to walk and if it's uphill or whatever because anything past 10 minutes on flat ground still wipes me the fuck out and I'm not cleared to do sports again yet to regain my strength
Fuck this fr
Fuck this fr
I lowkey feel vindicated that dm is openly affiliating with nazis now since I've boycotted them for a while now for having ties with the homeopathy and general tinfoil hat crowd
Not surprising to see where their loyalties lie
Rossmann ftw
Not surprising to see where their loyalties lie
Rossmann ftw
November 28, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I lowkey feel vindicated that dm is openly affiliating with nazis now since I've boycotted them for a while now for having ties with the homeopathy and general tinfoil hat crowd
Not surprising to see where their loyalties lie
Rossmann ftw
Not surprising to see where their loyalties lie
Rossmann ftw
Gf has a christmas event tonight and I'm really torn on whether to tag along or not
Like I haven't socialized in a whole month but idk if I'm up for it either yet because I'm still super wiped out
Like I haven't socialized in a whole month but idk if I'm up for it either yet because I'm still super wiped out
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Gf has a christmas event tonight and I'm really torn on whether to tag along or not
Like I haven't socialized in a whole month but idk if I'm up for it either yet because I'm still super wiped out
Like I haven't socialized in a whole month but idk if I'm up for it either yet because I'm still super wiped out
I just want to fast forward to getting to fall asleep next to my gf every single night
Every night I go to bed alone just feels like something is missing and the faint smell of her on my sheets almost makes me cry
Every night I go to bed alone just feels like something is missing and the faint smell of her on my sheets almost makes me cry
November 22, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I just want to fast forward to getting to fall asleep next to my gf every single night
Every night I go to bed alone just feels like something is missing and the faint smell of her on my sheets almost makes me cry
Every night I go to bed alone just feels like something is missing and the faint smell of her on my sheets almost makes me cry
Trump fawning all over Mamdani is so hilarious ong
Like idk what I expected to happen when they met but this certainly wasn't it
Like idk what I expected to happen when they met but this certainly wasn't it
November 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Trump fawning all over Mamdani is so hilarious ong
Like idk what I expected to happen when they met but this certainly wasn't it
Like idk what I expected to happen when they met but this certainly wasn't it
So me and gf decided on a whim to watch Riverdale, and holy shit it's so bad
I've heard people say it starts out ok before it turns batshit insane but like after the first two episodes I never want to watch it again lmao
I've heard people say it starts out ok before it turns batshit insane but like after the first two episodes I never want to watch it again lmao
November 21, 2025 at 10:55 AM
So me and gf decided on a whim to watch Riverdale, and holy shit it's so bad
I've heard people say it starts out ok before it turns batshit insane but like after the first two episodes I never want to watch it again lmao
I've heard people say it starts out ok before it turns batshit insane but like after the first two episodes I never want to watch it again lmao
Will probably be discharged tomorrow and while I want nothing more now that it's happening my anxiety is going into overdrive like
-But what if actually you have something horribly wrong with you still and now no one will notice since you're out of the hospital
Love that
-But what if actually you have something horribly wrong with you still and now no one will notice since you're out of the hospital
Love that
November 14, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Will probably be discharged tomorrow and while I want nothing more now that it's happening my anxiety is going into overdrive like
-But what if actually you have something horribly wrong with you still and now no one will notice since you're out of the hospital
Love that
-But what if actually you have something horribly wrong with you still and now no one will notice since you're out of the hospital
Love that
I really just want to go home and be able to gush about mangoes after karate again
We young-ish people really take our health for granted way too easily, our bodies are fragile fucking things
We young-ish people really take our health for granted way too easily, our bodies are fragile fucking things
November 12, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I really just want to go home and be able to gush about mangoes after karate again
We young-ish people really take our health for granted way too easily, our bodies are fragile fucking things
We young-ish people really take our health for granted way too easily, our bodies are fragile fucking things
Still in the hospital because I keep having complications, truly when life is good it finds a way to slam dunk you all the way down like
Lmao lil guy you thought you could have nice things
Lmao lil guy you thought you could have nice things
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Still in the hospital because I keep having complications, truly when life is good it finds a way to slam dunk you all the way down like
Lmao lil guy you thought you could have nice things
Lmao lil guy you thought you could have nice things