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JOI is so confusing. I start watching and they're like "don't touch it", well I've been touching it since before I got here. I've already broke the rules
February 22, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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My mom was a union organizer for 25 years. I walked picket lines of wildcat strikes with her. We used to run bake sales and trivia nights to support striking workers. You wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina. It would shrivel up what's left of your balls. I miss her terribly.
January 2, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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sitting on your hands and giving someone else a 'stranger' and you both are screaming looking around trying to find the person jerking them off
December 21, 2024 at 12:00 AM
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December 13, 2024 at 5:16 AM
PLEASE GOD PLEASE GIVE ME HALF LIFE 3 PLEEEEEEASSSSEEEEEE
December 13, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Deciphering ancient texts to try and figure out what kind of gay I am for this list.
December 11, 2024 at 4:43 PM
The spotify AI podcast about my wrapped called me "eclectic" like five fucking times.
December 5, 2024 at 6:39 AM
Why square make it look like my character is sitting on a washing machine with this mount animation
November 26, 2024 at 10:40 AM
Just me and my dog. Looking out on the horizon of our hardcore journey. RIP my homie DogCream..
November 25, 2024 at 9:33 PM
I felt like the first season of Arcane was okay, but Arcane season two absolutely bangs.

Riot needs to make a game that isn't league so people who don't want brain cancer can enjoy the world they created.
November 23, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Sometimes I can't think of a skeet. The ideas come when they come and if they ain't coming, I ain't skeeting.
November 22, 2024 at 9:10 PM
I waited till last freakin minute for this one

#FFXIV
November 12, 2024 at 3:45 AM
Transfemmes living on a farm. Call that Frottagecore.
November 10, 2024 at 12:05 AM
My toxic trait is that I'll boot up Getting Over It in a middle of a conversation to work on my pb
November 7, 2024 at 7:51 PM
The gaming has been done and I don't have to gaming another combat job for a while. #ffxiv
November 5, 2024 at 11:24 PM
I'm a real Otaku and built Metal Gear Rex. Just like one of my japanese animes
November 1, 2024 at 1:52 AM
People always said I stunk at the melee locals cause I went by "DungBeetle".

It's was actually cause I'd roll my opponents and leave em stinkin...

I never played melee.
October 31, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Just got Metal Gear Rex in for my birthday. This will be the first time I've built something like this, can't wait.

Metal Gear....
October 29, 2024 at 8:36 PM
"I air this bitch out like a queef 🧎‍♀️💨"
October 28, 2024 at 5:35 PM
One evolutionary flaw of Elephants is that they never quite figured out how to do missionary.
October 27, 2024 at 7:25 AM
TFW you land you first three liner ever in FF14. Yup I'm rich now.
October 25, 2024 at 8:59 PM
New Web Fishing meta is to join friend lobbies really late and tag it.
October 22, 2024 at 8:15 AM
I'm going to post about the games I like for the algorithm and like minded folks

👉 Resident Evil
👉 Metal Gear Solid
👉 Cruelty Squad
👉 Disco Elysium
👉 My Summer Car
👉 Team Fortress 2
👉 Signalis
👉 Arkane Studios games (RIP)
👉 Dead by Daylight
👉 Final Fantasy 14

This is another way of saying im gay
October 21, 2024 at 7:26 PM
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Bluesky is if Twitter was not a PVP enabled zone.
October 21, 2024 at 7:35 AM